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I Have An Idea

I’ve decided that every time Bob Lang starts skating toward the faceoff circle I’m going to start

punching myselfy in the face

pulling my fingernails out, one by one

, repeatedly

. (Thanks Gabe…didn’t want to tempt fate with a PITF reference).  I figure that pain will distract me from the torture of having to watch him slow dance his way to another faceoff loss.

One difference between Sasquatch of last year and chris pronger of this?  Ryan Smyth.  Without that pest in front of the crease on the power play, the Wings can pressure The Mayor Of Edmonton up top and take away his slap shot.

First glaring mistake of the playoffs by Lilja.  Ok Andres.  You’re our boy.  We trust you.  Don’t mess with us.

Nice to see two veteran refs, traditionalists…who are calling this game like a couple rookies with Gary Bettman in their ears on a remote hookup.

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com