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Abel to Yzerman

I NOW Consider Gustav Nyquist A Hall of Famer

You all know what I didn't shut this morning. And I know better.  I do.  Clearly, I've jinxed us.  The possibility of the Wings not falling prey to this Trap Game are so slim, so very slim.  Just start considering the scenarios now...the Wings-lose, BJs-win scenarios.  And it's my fault. I know.  Too much swagger. Too soon.

They played so well last night, so much deja vu (not the club) and remembering.

Two straight games of happiness. Two straight games to remind us of what could be, but that's all over.  Three (games, not goals) is too much to ask and I know that.  

It's imperative that we open the club car now.  Don't clean it.  Just open it and waddle up.  Voox is there.  He's been there all day and is incoherent.  Kate will be there and she'll be optimistic but quick to remind you, me, all of us that mouths are not to be opened whore-style so early.  Bill will have his graphs and he'll be hitting on my wife. Again.  Rummy will be soaking in a tub, but it's not really a tub because we can't afford it. It's just a trough, and it's filled with warm PBR but he doesn't care.  The old stand bys will show up: Gabe and AndrewfromAnnArbor.  Baroque. Sully, JJ, Tyler and all the other 19 who've started their own blogs.  Everyone will be there and it will be raucus and glorious.  

And my dirty whore mouth will remain shut.  Pets are in play tonite.  Their survival is not required.  Neighbors, remember them?  They must understand that a medium-sized fire is not the end of the world.  

It's a Live Blog, bitches. Early start, just like a playoff game.  Because that's exactly what this is.  God save us all. RSV.

But wait...it can't end there, can it?  I just remembered. It's our last game against the Central, Gary's special creation.  Our last game against our fake rivals, our last game as divisional partners with Shea Weber, who slammed Henrik Zetterberg's head into the glass last playoffs but was not penalized because Gary Bettman directed leniency because it was a Wing he hit and not Rosby or a Hawk.  

So, I'm taking it all back and I'm opening my Whore Mouth wide, like on Cinemax.  

Wings wrap this fucher up tonite convincingly. BJs lose, if that matters.  And we start thinking about what matters most.  LGRW.

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Guilherme's avatar

This.  I got kitten-sized wood.

VooX got a pussy, VooX got a a pussy

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 04/25/13 at 06:56 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Replays of Jimmah swinging his Dong-da-Dong-da-Dong last night.  Kitten wood returns to my pants.

The Dong Song, well it should be the Dong Song.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 06:56 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Just wanted to say Cleary has quietly been playing very well for the past 3 or 4 games. And Ive wanted him benched all season.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 04/25/13 at 06:56 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Afternoon all…just in from the land of free martini’s…..I think a cousin of VooX was slinging Ketel One. That second one was certainly not my mothers martini….

Dare I ask…how they looking?  Jump? No Jump?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/25/13 at 06:56 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Dare I ask…how they looking?  Jump? No Jump?

Judging from the LB, they’re on acid. Or the 19 are on acid. No idea.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 04/25/13 at 06:58 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

jump.  even Cleary.

but weird happenings.  stress inducing weird happenings.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/25/13 at 06:58 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Jump? No Jump?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, pelotoning….whore style on 04/25/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Like Van Halen…1984, Rummer.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 06:58 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Thats not Timbits hockey Abby

Posted by pgoody on 04/25/13 at 06:58 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

This.  I got kitten-sized wood.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 07:54 PM ET

Kittens must have really tiny junk. Not something I would brag about, but good for you that you are secure enough to.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/25/13 at 06:58 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

VooX got a pussy, VooX got a a pussy

I thought they had laws agin that in CanDaDa!?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/25/13 at 06:58 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Zebra suckage. Callin penalties on hockey plays.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/25/13 at 06:59 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Kill this sheiot.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 04/25/13 at 07:00 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Just getting dinner ready.  Sacrifices must be made, thanks to my neighbour for the donation.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 07:00 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Like Van Halen…1984, Rummer.

Might as well…


Karafe is full. Seat belts fastened.  Let’s do this….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/25/13 at 07:00 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Holding the stick maybe?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 04/25/13 at 07:00 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Nike and Mr. Andersson appear to be the first unit PK for Babblycock.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 07:01 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

YoKum Andersson has been a real stud

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/25/13 at 07:01 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Holding the stick maybe?

Is the game THAT good?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 04/25/13 at 07:01 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

God damnit.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 04/25/13 at 07:01 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

NSH

getting all the fuching breaks tonight

good grief

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/25/13 at 07:02 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

fuch…

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/25/13 at 07:02 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

UGH- score on the bounce….....

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/25/13 at 07:02 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

FUCH! Ugh!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/25/13 at 07:02 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Is the game THAT good?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 04/25/13 at 08:01 PM ET

Until the cock blockage starts.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 04/25/13 at 07:02 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Dammit!  Dammitdammitdammit…

Get it back, Wings.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 07:02 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Fuchtastic.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 07:02 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

The First Row feeds has more yips than a Wild fan during a playoff run.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/25/13 at 07:02 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Damn. Damn.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/25/13 at 07:03 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Hey, Q.  How ‘bout you give it somebody who can actually shoot the puck better than you.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

COrrect usage of your stick Kyle you get a gold star

Posted by pgoody on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Keep at it boys, answer it…...

Go Wings!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

VooX's avatar

The First Row feeds has more yips than a Wild fan during a playoff run.

Second feed is the best of them.  Join me there, we can spoon all game while we watch.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

calquake's avatar

My seat on the Hasek is already soaked in bodily fluids.

Posted by calquake on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

Primis's avatar

Oh Cleary…

Posted by Primis on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

it’s a penalty to check the guy in front of the net when the puck hits him?!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Super zebra suckage!


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Hug?!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Wheels are gonna bounce off the bus. Again no call on a held stick.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 04/25/13 at 07:04 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Oh for fuch’s sake, refs.  That was a fuching dive.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 07:05 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

oh, well, ok…the check was a little early.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/25/13 at 07:05 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com