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Abel to Yzerman

I NOW Consider Gustav Nyquist A Hall of Famer

You all know what I didn't shut this morning. And I know better.  I do.  Clearly, I've jinxed us.  The possibility of the Wings not falling prey to this Trap Game are so slim, so very slim.  Just start considering the scenarios now...the Wings-lose, BJs-win scenarios.  And it's my fault. I know.  Too much swagger. Too soon.

They played so well last night, so much deja vu (not the club) and remembering.

Two straight games of happiness. Two straight games to remind us of what could be, but that's all over.  Three (games, not goals) is too much to ask and I know that.  

It's imperative that we open the club car now.  Don't clean it.  Just open it and waddle up.  Voox is there.  He's been there all day and is incoherent.  Kate will be there and she'll be optimistic but quick to remind you, me, all of us that mouths are not to be opened whore-style so early.  Bill will have his graphs and he'll be hitting on my wife. Again.  Rummy will be soaking in a tub, but it's not really a tub because we can't afford it. It's just a trough, and it's filled with warm PBR but he doesn't care.  The old stand bys will show up: Gabe and AndrewfromAnnArbor.  Baroque. Sully, JJ, Tyler and all the other 19 who've started their own blogs.  Everyone will be there and it will be raucus and glorious.  

And my dirty whore mouth will remain shut.  Pets are in play tonite.  Their survival is not required.  Neighbors, remember them?  They must understand that a medium-sized fire is not the end of the world.  

It's a Live Blog, bitches. Early start, just like a playoff game.  Because that's exactly what this is.  God save us all. RSV.

But wait...it can't end there, can it?  I just remembered. It's our last game against the Central, Gary's special creation.  Our last game against our fake rivals, our last game as divisional partners with Shea Weber, who slammed Henrik Zetterberg's head into the glass last playoffs but was not penalized because Gary Bettman directed leniency because it was a Wing he hit and not Rosby or a Hawk.  

So, I'm taking it all back and I'm opening my Whore Mouth wide, like on Cinemax.  

Wings wrap this fucher up tonite convincingly. BJs lose, if that matters.  And we start thinking about what matters most.  LGRW.

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pgoody's avatar

hahaha fuch this

Posted by pgoody on 04/25/13 at 06:42 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Fuch

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/25/13 at 06:42 PM ET

SYF's avatar

And there’s the shitty start.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 06:42 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Uh… yeah.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 04/25/13 at 06:42 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Quincey WTF are you DOING!!! WTF WAS THAT USE YOUR FUCHING STICK WTF WAS THAT!?!??!?!

Posted by pgoody on 04/25/13 at 06:42 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Un-f*cking-believable. Here we go.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 04/25/13 at 06:42 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Wow, just…

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 04/25/13 at 06:42 PM ET

dougie's avatar

A handful of sticks for Kindl wouldn’t have made a bit of difference, he was so far out of the play.

Posted by dougie on 04/25/13 at 06:42 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

WTF.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/25/13 at 06:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Shake it off boys, shake it off.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/25/13 at 06:43 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Ugh! FUCH!


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/25/13 at 06:43 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

ugh mgh gah ffffffff

Posted by Yzersyuk on 04/25/13 at 06:43 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

That’s where you gotta take the penalty.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/25/13 at 06:43 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Fisher with the fuching goal in his first game back from injury.  Jeebus.

2:46 into the game.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 06:43 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

I’m officially terrified now.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Come On WINGS!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

What was Quincey doing??? Anybody why was Quincey not using his stick to take away the passing lane???

Posted by pgoody on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

dougie's avatar

I’m hunting woodchuck.

Posted by dougie on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

2 mins to the zebra for taking Yakubs stick.
Clank.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

CLANCK

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Kindl gave up on the play. Skate hard and take the man, damn it.

CLANK!

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Clang!

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

bad luck for Kindle?  I don’t call it bad luck that he can’t hold onto his stick when he’s swinging it around into things…

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/25/13 at 06:44 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Review that.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/25/13 at 06:45 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

This has comedy of errors/bad luck written all over it.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 04/25/13 at 06:45 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Just keep shooting, Wings.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 06:45 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Incredibly fortuitous whistle for the Wings there…

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 04/25/13 at 06:46 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Oh come the FUCH on!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/25/13 at 06:46 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Quincey with the aMAZING pass coverage on that 2-on-1.

hE wAS rEALLY wORTH tHAT fIRST rOUND pICK.  i hART qUINCEY.

Mick shows the ref gets an assist stripping the other D-man’s stick along the boards.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 06:46 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Should’ve been a two-goal game for the Wings already.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 06:46 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Crowd chanting!  Me likey!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/25/13 at 06:46 PM ET

VooX's avatar

And what are you bitches drinking?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 06:46 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Oh geez.  Kill it, Wings!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/25/13 at 06:47 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

chain drinking FTW

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/25/13 at 06:47 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

kEN cALLED hIM dE kEYSER. i tHOUGHT iT wAS dEL kEYSER?

Kill it. Kill it dead

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/25/13 at 06:47 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

JIMMAH

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/25/13 at 06:47 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

And what are you bitches drinking?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/25/13 at 07:46 PM ET

Turpentine with a battery acid chaser

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/25/13 at 06:48 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Emmer and Mr. Andersson out there a long time on the PK. A looooong time.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/25/13 at 06:48 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

And what are you bitches drinking?

Caustic soda.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 04/25/13 at 06:48 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Huge kill

too much adversity in this game already

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/25/13 at 06:48 PM ET

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