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I NOW Consider Chris Ilitch 100% Misguided

04/11/2017 at 1:42pm EDT

Well, here we go. Since I addressed this very topic earlier today, I guess I owe you a reaction. Vomit.

Ilitch said he has "100 percent confidence" in Holland and that he will be the team's GM next season, the final year of his contract, and hopefully into the future.

That's Khan(!) and he, hold your breath, says he'll have "more details shortly."

Seriously. Could this frigging franchise do anything more to piss us off? What a bunch of saps we are. I mean, we're not going anywhere, so that's not really fair. But, my god, we're like dogs who get the shit kicked out of them and just keep coming back.

Something else amusing?

Teddy Kulfan.

With Holland expected to be aggressive on the trade market...

But chances may be better with Lottomatica or scoring 50 in 50.

He literally typed that this morning and then allowed it to be published. Holy. Shit. No one has made fewer trades than Ken Holland over the last fifteen years. That's literal fact.

Who the HELL expects Holland to be "aggressive on the trade market"? What track record indicates that?

The offseason has begun and the shit show is in full swing.

Holy. Shit. "100 percent confidence" in Holland...and we'd like to keep him "hopefully into the future."

Vomit. Not light. Not wretching. Full blown, violent, explosive. Vomit.

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