I think Mr. Adams had the right idea. The Trade Deadline, while exciting for us, is likely little more than an unwelcomed distraction to the players.

The Peloton of Suck is in full swing, as evidenced here:

Obviously, the Wings have to keep their heads in the game, no matter who gets traded, who's centering what line, or how many times Patty Eaves threatens to murder pets over sitting in the press box.

Tonight, an incredibly important two points are up for grabs... wait a minute, no they're not.

OUR TWO POINTS

The next few weeks are going to put Mr. Toad's ride to shame. The Stress Train's picking up steam, so strap yourselves in and join us for a Live Blog, Bitches.