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by IwoCPO on 01/25/09 at 08:46 PM ET
Gary Bettman’s All Star Game starts in roughly 16 minutes. We don’t know for sure because apparently the stop watches aren’t working in Montreal.
Hopefully the Versus ratings in Detroit come in somewhere around 0.00.
Me? I won’t watch a minute of it. It’s CSI Miami on A&E.
I take that back. I’ll flip for ten seconds every commercial break. Just for fun.
It’s a DNA’s-a-bitch kinda Live Blog.
1758: Just waiting for CSI to start. Tense. Been looking forward to this Cain marathon since it was announced early last summer. One minute away. Wife is watching the last minute of a DVR’d “Brothers and Sisters”. Holy Christ. Make it stop.
1803: Blood in the streets in Miami. Riveting start to what should be an amazing episode. Commercial. Switching to Versus. For ten seconds: interview with Thornton. Talking about playing with his “enemies”. Umm, sorry assbag. None of your real enemies are playing. Thanks Gary. Ass. Nice ASS.G.
1807: Horatio Cain is uncanny. Stays cool under all circumstances. Always ready with the dramatic one liners. “No such thing as a secret in Miami. Only useful information.” Sounds like a Digger.
1810: Aha. First DNA reference and now H is on the trail. Internal Affairs makes an appearance. Little Gary would be a perfect rat. H is on the attack now bitches.
Stallone is putting up an All Star performance on AMC in First Blood, by the way. John Rambo is from right down the road here, Bowie, Arizona. What would HE do to Brian Dennehy if he were any more Gary Bettman/assish?
Posted by Sullyosis from Tucson, AZ on 01/25/09 at 06:16 PM ET
Tempted to switch over. Rambo is an icon.
1832: 12 minute dinner break, but it didn’t distract me from Cain and his bitches moving closer to solving this thing. Emily Proctor’s surfing porn as we speak. Nevermind. It’s not porn.
1843: Ten second live look-in on Gary’s game. Hey there’s Shea Webber. MSM’s favorite for the Norris. He’s the best defensman in the league you know. Is this game in slo-motion? Is there even a crowd there?
1847: Malik pointing us to a Garrioch column that says Tick Tock’s gonna appeal the horseshit suspensions. Funny. How can you appeal a “gentleman’s agreement” among the league GMs? Isn’t that the latest BS spewed from Gary’s HQ?
1851: Live Look In. Gary’s really pulling in the sponsors: Puresleep.com.
1900: First hour of CSI ends with our hero H staring confidently into a pit of burning flames. Hour two well underway. Innocent young Miami maiden’s been stabbed. Live look in to Gary’s game: just missed an interview with GBB. Don’t know if he had his binky with him or if Gary was next to him rubbing his tummy while he talked. All likely.
1920: Live Look In. Scott Niedermayer signing jerseys. Don’t know if any of those are going to his teammates in Anaheim, the ones he shafted last year. Hey, we’re on the Staal farm now. Awesome. Something about highlights on NHL.com. Staals mom and dad. Pan to the stick scarecrow patch with the NHL jerseys, and there’s the only Wing reference of the evening. Awesome.
1930. 90 minutes in and I’m tired. Taking a break. CSI is emotionally turning me inside out.
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