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Holy Hell The Hills Are Filled With Fire

Okie was on the money yesterday when he got the Aerosmith/Stress Train reference three minutes after the Live Blog posted.  He was right again this morning when he pointed out that three games in four days means all the glad could very well  be turned to sadness so very soon.   

We are in for so much trouble today.  The Defending Stanley Cup Champions are in town and the horror is too thick to type about.  The Wings are tired, so very tired.  Gary's made them play so much hockey in such a short period of time and now we get The Champs.  JFC. RSV. 

Winning this game is just too much to ask.  RWBill wants to know how much PK/PP energy our two leaders expended yesterday?

7:33 of special minutes for Datsyuk, 7:29 for Zetterman.  Tired, tired, tired.  

The Champions haven't played since Thursday.  It's too much to ask.  Too tall an order.  Our boys are exhausted, tuckered out, the strain is too much and the train is full of drunkards, worried and unclean.  The imperfect storm has finally arrived. God help us all.

Wings win 3-1.  Wally, White and...Stirs Shit With Massive Wooden Spoon.

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Bent's avatar

What did he do?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 01:44 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

26th PK vs. the 27th PP. Talk about your immovable object meeting an irresistible force.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 01:45 PM ET

Bent's avatar

No fuching call?!?!?!  Datsyuk TACKELED!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 01:45 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

How was that not a fuchin’ penalty?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 01:46 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

26th PK vs. the 27th PP. Talk about your immovable object meeting an irresistible force.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/10/13 at 12:45 PM ET

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 01:46 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

What the hell?  Pavel raped?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 01:46 PM ET

Bent's avatar

On second look, maybe just a hit.  Thought he got him from behind.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 01:46 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

We don’t call blindside hits, son.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 02/10/13 at 01:46 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

#13!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

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Good job getting Dangles riled up, Doughty

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

And the sneaky fuching Russian gets his revenge.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Magically Delicious!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Magic-beautiful!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

klank's avatar

Datssosyk!

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

Bent's avatar

MAGIC!!!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

i knew pav would make em pay for it. SUCK IT DOUGHTY

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Wow… magic, just magic.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Magically Pavelicious! He is good!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 01:47 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Magically Delicious!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 01:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Holy CRAP!!!  Is Datsyuk any good?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 01:48 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Pasha.. That silly bitch. You smoke me.. I smoke you. Score Board!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/10/13 at 01:49 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

You knock me down?  I come back and score on you.

PAVEL!!!!!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/10/13 at 01:49 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Having the best player in hockey on your team is never a bad thing.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 01:49 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Helm may be god… but Dats is his daddy.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 01:49 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hang on kids

a 1st period goal

DET score 1st - -

and on the PP to boot

What is going on here?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 01:49 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

god the father and god the son.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/10/13 at 01:51 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

I was a wee bit slow getting up this morn, mostly due to celebrating the better halfs B-Day last night.  I eschewed the ales for martinis and vino.  Woke up mostly intact today.
All I can say is: LGRW
Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 12:41 PM ET

Wish your better half a happy B-day from me and my better half

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 01:51 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 12:41 PM ET

Heyohhhhh !  West Coasters all up here already.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 01:52 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

A pissed off Pavel is a goal scoring Pavel. Bitches.Awesome stat in the pre game.The wings have a 824 winning ptg when he scores. Keep er goin.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 01:52 PM ET

calquake's avatar

god the father and god the son.

So Zata must be the holy spirit?

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 01:53 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

No call on the hook on Flip?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 01:54 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Franzen must be the prodigal son.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 01:54 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

So Zata must be the holy spirit?

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 12:53 PM ET

LOL - sure!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/10/13 at 01:54 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

White made a great defensive play there against a guy twice his size…and…well…take it but that’s a weak penalty…

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 02/10/13 at 01:54 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

We’ll take it.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 01:54 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Thanks Capt. and I am here to “represent” RWBill.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 01:55 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

god the father and god the son.

So Zata must be the holy spirit?

And Yzerman is just another name for Yaweh

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 01:55 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

So Zata must be the holy spirit?
Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 12:53 PM ET

Does that make TooToo the Archangel Gabriel?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 01:55 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

5:44 Pavel Datsyuk 5 (power play) (Assists: Henrik Zetterberg 12, Niklas Kronwall 9)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/10/13 at 01:55 PM ET

calquake's avatar

god the father and god the son.

So Zata must be the holy spirit?

And Yzerman is just another name for Yaweh

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 12:55 PM ET

  So Zata must be the holy spirit?
  Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 12:53 PM ET

Does that make TooToo the Archangel Gabriel?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/10/13 at 12:55 PM ET

So obviously that makes A2Y the “lost souls” of the Universe.  Cosmic Dust indeed.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 01:59 PM ET

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