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Holy Hell The Hills Are Filled With Fire

Okie was on the money yesterday when he got the Aerosmith/Stress Train reference three minutes after the Live Blog posted.  He was right again this morning when he pointed out that three games in four days means all the glad could very well  be turned to sadness so very soon.   

We are in for so much trouble today.  The Defending Stanley Cup Champions are in town and the horror is too thick to type about.  The Wings are tired, so very tired.  Gary's made them play so much hockey in such a short period of time and now we get The Champs.  JFC. RSV. 

Winning this game is just too much to ask.  RWBill wants to know how much PK/PP energy our two leaders expended yesterday?

7:33 of special minutes for Datsyuk, 7:29 for Zetterman.  Tired, tired, tired.  

The Champions haven't played since Thursday.  It's too much to ask.  Too tall an order.  Our boys are exhausted, tuckered out, the strain is too much and the train is full of drunkards, worried and unclean.  The imperfect storm has finally arrived. God help us all.

Wings win 3-1.  Wally, White and...Stirs Shit With Massive Wooden Spoon.

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WestWing's avatar

Bullshit call

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 02:34 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Want a thrill?  Put some underwear on straight from the dryer.  After it’s been siiting in the garage all night in 30 degrees.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:34 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

So checking is a penalty now.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/10/13 at 02:34 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Datsyuk was being so awesome out there they must have felt he had to come off the ice.  Bullshit.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 02:35 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Want a thrill?  Put some underwear on straight from the dryer.  After it’s been siiting in the garage all night in 30 degrees.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 01:34 PM ET

That sure wakes you up

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 02:35 PM ET

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Beginning of the period, time to call everything again.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/10/13 at 02:36 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Want a thrill?  Put some underwear on straight from the dryer.  After it’s been siiting in the garage all night in 30 degrees.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 01:34 PM ET

Isn’t that where they got the “frozen testes of Green Bay” quote from?

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 02:36 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

So checking is a penalty now.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 02/10/13 at 01:34 PM ET

Only if you’re wearing Red Wing.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 02:36 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I will see to it that he is properly rewarded, even if I have to do it myself.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 01:07 PM ET

Is your daughter not available?

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 01:11 PM ET

I don’t know if she can take a blow from work to give a blow.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:36 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Jimmah is standing on his freakin head

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 02:36 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

DONG!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 02:37 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Nice move by Lashoff to get Jimmah his stick.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 02:37 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Lashoff nicely composed. Never takes his eyes off the play, but gets Jimmah paddle back to him

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 02:38 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Jimmah is standing on his freakin head

The Kings PP is dreadful - - but our PK makes it look like world beaters.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 02:38 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Jimmy is stealing this game.  Can’t do this for 36 more minutes.  Playing with fire and tempting the odds here.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:39 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Douche Canoe is such a fuching douche canoe.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 02:39 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Pav is out of his damn mind today

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 02:40 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Monkeys loose in the DET end - - again

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 02:40 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Goaltender interference is okay if you’re the team in white.  Interesting rule change.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 02:41 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Jimmah blasted.  No call.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 02:41 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

How did the dookey removal go last night RW? Got the cat scratch fever now?

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 02:41 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Monkeys loose in the DET end - - again

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/10/13 at 01:40 PM ET

Looking for their football no doubt

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 02:41 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Is it just me or are the sucking zebras sucking?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 02:41 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

This answers my question about level of energy.  They are bearing down on us badly.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:42 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Is it just me or are the sucking zebras sucking?

YES!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 02:42 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Is it just me or are the sucking zebras sucking?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 01:41 PM ET

No, it’s not just you.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 02:43 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Want a thrill?  Put some underwear on straight from the dryer.  After it’s been siiting in the garage all night in 30 degrees.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 01:34 PM ET

Isn’t that where they got the “frozen testes of Green Bay” quote from?

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 01:36 PM ET

I’ve never heard of that, but sure it’s a thing.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:43 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Now someone got tackeled on a scoring chance.  Are these zebras awake, or just watching one team?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 02:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The Dong is strong with Jimmah today

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 02:43 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Pav losing his hat again.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/10/13 at 02:44 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

They are bearing down on us badly.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 01:42 PM ET

Like a herd of constipated elephants.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 02:44 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Now someone got tackeled on a scoring chance.  Are these zebras awake, or just watching one team?

Well, the only penalty call in the period was for a legal body check on the man with the puck along the boards.  I have no idea WTF these assholes are watching.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 02:45 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Mutumbo must have had some bills to pay

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 02:45 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

How did the dookey removal go last night RW?
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 01:41 PM ET

I turned that pussy upside down between my legs and poked and prodded, and did some trimming.  Once you get used to the odor you kind of enjoy it.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:45 PM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

Is it just me or are the sucking zebras sucking?
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit

They’ve gone litle crazy with the icing calls.

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 02/10/13 at 02:45 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

We are icing like it’s the last 5:00.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:47 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Doc wondering IF 5 is going to be retired?  Moron.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 02:47 PM ET

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Now you’re calling hooking?

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/10/13 at 02:50 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

No energy, tired, equals penalties.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:51 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

You’ve gotta be fuching kidding me.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 02:51 PM ET

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