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Harlequins Are Hovering Nearby

I would say that might be the most appropriate Live Blog title we've had in years.  Figure out the tune and you'll understand why...unfortunately.

Five games left.  Wings need to win at least 3. That's just science.

I've been on the golf course all day and I've had a policy here for years that I won't post while...under the weather.  

So we're keeping this short.  And this Live Blog is loose like a lady who lingers...whore style.

LGRW bitches. 

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calquake's avatar

Watson in prime form.

Shirley Sherlock.

Posted by calquake on 04/20/13 at 10:21 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Shirley Sherlock.

\

I am Sherlocked.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/20/13 at 10:22 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Meet No Schit, Sherlock.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/20/13 at 10:23 PM ET

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So little push from the Canucks and these teams look like equals…

Posted by CrimsonPhoenix on 04/20/13 at 10:24 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Meet No Schit, Sherlock.

Your cousin? cheese

Posted by calquake on 04/20/13 at 10:24 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

This team is like me 40 decades ago on my Yamaha 250 on a hot day and that sumbitch, will…. not…. start.  Ya keep jumping on the kickstarter working up a magnificent sweat, making up new swear words and ....going nowhere.

But, I had a dirt bike….

We got a hockeyteam.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/20/13 at 10:24 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

surely, Shirley ...

no sureluck, Sherlock

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/20/13 at 10:25 PM ET

monkey's avatar

If the Wings had to choose between keeping Emmer or Miller, whom do you choose?

Miller - eight points in 43 games
Emmerton - seven points in 43 games (plus a goal tonight)
Tatar - seven points in 18 games

Please re-phrase your question.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/20/13 at 10:25 PM ET

calquake's avatar

But, I had a dirt bike….

We got a hockeyteam.

Wanna trade?

Posted by calquake on 04/20/13 at 10:26 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Meet No Schit, Sherlock.
Your cousin?
Posted by calquake on 04/20/13 at 11:24 PM ET

You don’t know Jack Schit. He’s my brother in law

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/20/13 at 10:26 PM ET

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So interference was apparently taken out of the rulebook for tonight.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/20/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

JIMMAH!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/20/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

JIMMAH

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/20/13 at 10:27 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

rulebook?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/20/13 at 10:27 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Please re-phrase your question.

If the Wings had to choose between keeping Emmer or Miller, whom do you choose… bitch.

Posted by calquake on 04/20/13 at 10:28 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

rulebook?
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/20/13 at 11:27 PM ET

It’s a thin book of regulations, but that’s not important right now.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/20/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

... glad my name isn’t shirley sherlock


Wings how about a Goal or two, thanks!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/20/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

If the Wings had to choose between keeping Emmer or Miller, whom do you choose… bitch.

I’ll take Dan Cleary for the win!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/20/13 at 10:29 PM ET

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Watching this team sabotage its own playoff chances is going to kill me

Posted by CrimsonPhoenix on 04/20/13 at 10:29 PM ET

monkey's avatar

  If the Wings had to choose between keeping Emmer or Miller, whom do you choose?

Are we deciding based on beauty, hockey skills, or other?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/20/13 at 10:30 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

It’s a thin book of regulations, but that’s not important right now.

roger, Over.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/20/13 at 10:30 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

If the Wings had to choose between keeping Emmer or Miller, whom do you choose… bitch.

Posted by calquake on 04/20/13 at 11:28 PM ET

Epic.  But the other response s a good one.  Remember Tatar anyone?

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/20/13 at 10:31 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

over. roger?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/20/13 at 10:31 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Watching this team sabotage its own playoff chances is going to kill me

Let me know if you need help.
Signed,
Jack Kevorkian.

Posted by calquake on 04/20/13 at 10:32 PM ET

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Worried about Z playing too many minutes and having to work too much during the game…..let’s put Cleary on the PK with him.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/20/13 at 10:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Del Keyser sits out his first full 2:00.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/20/13 at 10:33 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Remember Tatar anyone?

Remember the Tatars.

Remember him?  I fell in love with him.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/20/13 at 10:34 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Note to Self: Remember to tightly cap the rum on nights like this. Evaporation seems to be effecting (affecting?) the supplies.


Must be evaporation…..

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/20/13 at 10:35 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Is Derek Roy related to that BU player that was paralyzed during the first shift of his first game a few years ago?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/20/13 at 10:35 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Rip the stick right outta Z’s hand. No call.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/20/13 at 10:35 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Must be evaporation…..

I know.  It disappears so fast.  Have to make an ABC run soon.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/20/13 at 10:36 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Remember the Tatars.

Wasn’t that a mini series?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/20/13 at 10:36 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Have to make an ABC run soon.

You bastard…..you live in Hawaii?!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/20/13 at 10:37 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  Remember the Tatars.

Wasn’t that a mini series?

I think so… they ruled during medieval times didn’t they?

Posted by calquake on 04/20/13 at 10:38 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Who is the bigger sack o shit? Buckets or Wally?

Would love to see Emmer and Helmer together killing penalties.Maybe next year.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/20/13 at 10:38 PM ET

monkey's avatar

You bastard…..you live in Hawaii?!

I wish.  Mais non.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/20/13 at 10:39 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Who is the bigger sack o shit? Buckets or Wally?

Only one asked for $5 million per.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/20/13 at 10:40 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Evening, bitches.  What are you drinking and how are we looking?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 04/20/13 at 10:41 PM ET

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Wow, all I could think about that period was how little fight the Nucks have put up, but the SOG in that period were actually 9-4 for them.

I mean, I know the Wings look like dickless zombies tonight, but I didn’t realize just how little they accomplished that period.

So, the Nucks have 11 SOG through two periods. In the good old days, this always meant the opposition wouldn’t break 20 SOG for the game. But the way this season has gone, the Nucks will step it up and the Wings won’t be able to handle it, and the 3rd period is where we break.

Somebody come up with a better prediction…that’s the only one I can see.

Posted by CrimsonPhoenix on 04/20/13 at 10:41 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Evening, bitches.  What are you drinking and how are we looking?

Ron Zacapa.  Tied 1-1.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/20/13 at 10:42 PM ET

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