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We talk about hookers a lot here at A2Y. I can't explain the reasoning.  It just happens.  We respect them, the service they provide and the long hours they put in to work themselves through law/medical/welding school.  

Jiri Hudler was one of our favorites for a long time.  He liked hookers too.  Don't judge. It's just science.

Tonite he returns to the Joe and he might be the only healthy person in the building, and that definitely includes the hookers.

This is a live blog and we're all confused.  We have no idea who is going to show up tonite, literally.  We just don't know who's going to be healthy from one night to the next.

All we know for sure is that there's an oompa loompa back biter back in town and the innocent ones downriver better look out because around 2300 tonite Happy's gonna be hunting and karaoke's not gonna cut it.

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Bent's avatar

I thought Kipper was a sieve?

Oh great.  A PK.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 08:57 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Nice pressure by the BFZ line.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 08:57 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

:facepalm:

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 08:58 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Nice pressure by the BFZ line.

Too bad Pavel isn’t on that line to replace Z.  Then it could be the BFD line.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:59 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

PK of death, might as well spot CGY a couple, you know, just to make things interesting

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 08:59 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Did Fanatic U hire ex-pornstars to act in that commercial?  Cus it sure starts out with that vibe.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Are you fuching kidding?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Even better.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Way to go Turnstile

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:00 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

//sigh//

Q

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:00 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

I’m seriously.. serious. Really.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Wow.  Another one of those games?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 09:01 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice

See - - CGY actually shoot when on the PP

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:01 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

What’s this? What the hell? Hudler isn’t playing the point on the PP?

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:01 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Jeezis

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:01 PM ET

calquake's avatar

This is exactly how the Dead Things played.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 09:02 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Flames Alive and Kickin….//sigh//

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/05/13 at 09:02 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hell, might as well spot CGY 3. 

Just for the helluva it

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:02 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

I think Howie needs a break. He’s not all there.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

*#$%@& cool-hand Lash back there.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I think Howie needs a break. He’s not all there.

Neither is the team in front of him.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 09:03 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Sad, really.

Really sad.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:04 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

nothing i’ve seen so far is jimmy’s fault

... not yet.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:04 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

nothing i’ve seen so far is jimmy’s fault

... not yet.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 08:04 PM ET

1st goal, 50% James.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:04 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

1st goal, 50% James.

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Jimmy hasn’t been bad this season… but his rebound control needs to get a lot better.  He’s been giving up a lot of wrist shots too.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:06 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Then that little play on the side of the net and he couldn’t keep it trapped..

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:06 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

credit to iggy on the first,

he got position and slapped it the split second jimmy was reaching to cover.

blame kronner.

(just IMHO)

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:06 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Jimmy hasn’t been bad this season… but his rebound control needs to get a lot better.  He’s been giving up a lot of wrist shots too.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:06 PM ET

No no, not at all. He’s been good enough to win games…

... unfortunately, the rest of the Wings haven’t.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:07 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Oh, I don’t know… this is pretty much team suckage.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

I blame the ridiculous defensive zone circus going on almost every time in the DET end.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

This is exactly how the Dead Things played.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:02 PM ET

I think the Dead Things should be insulted by that statement.. FUCH this.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

 

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 09:08 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Glad I didnt pick this week as the week to stop drinking.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 09:09 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Glad I didnt pick this week as the week to stop drinking.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/05/13 at 08:09 PM ET

I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:10 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

I don’t care how bad was the alignement on the MILF’s mom car. She wore the tires out in one year?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/05/13 at 09:10 PM ET

dougie's avatar

There IS a light at the end of this tunnel. Raylen Givens comes on at 10 on FX.

Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 09:10 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

There IS a light at the end of this tunnel. Raylen Givens comes on at 10 on FX.

Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 08:10 PM ET

Boyd Crowder= Male role model.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:12 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Raylen Givens. WOOT!

And holy fuch.. 5 beers in to my 6 pack..

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:12 PM ET

dougie's avatar

I don’t care how bad was the alignement on the MILF’s mom car. She wore the tires out in one year?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/05/13 at 08:10 PM ET

I have seen it happen in 2 or 3k miles. I would have aligned GMILFs car for free.

Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 09:12 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

I don’t know how you can have two days off.. and totally suck.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:13 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I don’t know what it is, but I REALLY just want to punch Qasdflkjasdflj in the face.

Over and over.

With a baseball bat.

Covered with nails.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:14 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com