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Happy Trails

We talk about hookers a lot here at A2Y. I can't explain the reasoning.  It just happens.  We respect them, the service they provide and the long hours they put in to work themselves through law/medical/welding school.  

Jiri Hudler was one of our favorites for a long time.  He liked hookers too.  Don't judge. It's just science.

Tonite he returns to the Joe and he might be the only healthy person in the building, and that definitely includes the hookers.

This is a live blog and we're all confused.  We have no idea who is going to show up tonite, literally.  We just don't know who's going to be healthy from one night to the next.

All we know for sure is that there's an oompa loompa back biter back in town and the innocent ones downriver better look out because around 2300 tonite Happy's gonna be hunting and karaoke's not gonna cut it.

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cigar_nurse's avatar

Nice try toots.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/05/13 at 10:36 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

LETS GO RED WINGS !!!!!


(echo, echo,echo…...)

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 10:38 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Get yer whiskey here folks.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/05/13 at 10:39 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Wait, Cleary drew a penalty?

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/05/13 at 10:39 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

To no one.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 10:40 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

To no one.

Who was that guy used to play there?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 10:41 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Who was that guy used to play there?

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, lookin for a rodent…. on 02/05/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Bret Lebda?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 10:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Who was that guy used to play there?

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, lookin for a rodent…. on 02/05/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Fedorov.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 10:43 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Would someone just walk Q 100 yards out of the Joe with some cement shoes and deposit in the river?

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/05/13 at 10:45 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Would someone just walk Q 100 yards out of the Joe with some cement shoes and deposit in the river?

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/05/13 at 09:45 PM ET

Or, just drop him off somewhere near 6 Mile and Woodward.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 10:47 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Cigar Nurse…me thinks you just answered the question: What would be a waste of good concrete?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 10:48 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Pasha cannot remain this snake bit.

Let’s Go Red Wings !!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 10:50 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Ding Ding Ding. Pass the Laumunay Rummie .

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/05/13 at 10:52 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Believe.

Ima not a hockey fan… I am a Red Wing fan.

Let’s GO Red Wings !!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 10:57 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Qtard has really worked out well.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/05/13 at 10:58 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Uncle Mikes character test for Tomas Tatar. You’re a scoring winger. I’m pairing you with Abby as a centerman. Good Luck!  bwahahahahahahaha

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/05/13 at 10:59 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

STL is gonna steamroll us next game.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 11:00 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Nighty night bitches… channel change time.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 11:00 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Can we please waive Cleary. it’s a mercy decision.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/05/13 at 11:01 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Holy f#@%*&^ F*&%

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/05/13 at 11:01 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Ten seconds?  Maybe the plan was to get back to full strength quickly?

Not a good night for the home team

...preach it Mick

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 11:02 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

And give Mrazek the start on Thursday. Why not?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/05/13 at 11:02 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Talkin bout the Big Boy play of the game and “lovely hands” in the same sentence j u s t doesn’t seem right.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 11:04 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

I think Kenny is really going for a top draft pick….
It’s the only possibility that explains why Cleary is playing instead of Eaves…

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/05/13 at 11:07 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

now we get to play a pissed Bloes bunch on thursday. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/05/13 at 11:07 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Well, that comeback fell just a little short…....

Night all…or both of you or…..

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 11:08 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

come on draft pick!

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/05/13 at 11:09 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

//sigh//

g’nite

never, never, never give up

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 11:09 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

0 / 4 points against the worst two teams in the Conference.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/05/13 at 11:09 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Detroit will be looking UP at the Peloton of Suck by March.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/05/13 at 11:11 PM ET

13datsyukfan13's avatar

This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a whimper.

Me


I said they shouldn’t have a season.
My friend said “I bet you wouldn’t say that if they won the cup!”
I said “I wouldn’t count it if it was up to me.  Haters will always mention the asterisk.”
We didn’t think about the chance they won’t even make the playoffs.
Fans will always mention the asterisk.
Haters will still laugh that the streak is broken.
This isn’t going to end well at all, I’m afraid.

Posted by 13datsyukfan13 from Mid Michigan on 02/05/13 at 11:15 PM ET

Bent's avatar

So I am going to shut up now.  In the first post I predicted a 4-1 wings victory.  Obviously, the hockey gods have a sense of humor.  Sick, sadistic humor.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 11:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

I tuned out after the 2nd, my pain tolerance threshold had reached its limit.

Thursday should be interesting.

“We really like our team.”

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/06/13 at 10:04 AM ET

RWBill's avatar

I spent aboat 7 hours driving into the blue ridge area of northwest Virginia and back today.  It is of absolutely no consolation nor any significance to me at all, however the afternoon sports show from D.C. on AM 990 revealed the hosts and fans are disgusted and have realized that the Caps brief flight through rarified air with the league’s elite teams is over, never having accomplished anything of significance.  They say they are already witnessing the unraveling and decay of Ovechkin, who has yet to score an even strength goal.  They describe him like we describe Franzen.

Like I said, I don’t care about them at all, and although we are not the only fans in a disturbed state that does not help me at all.  I knew there would have to be adjustments by the Wings but I still expected them to be able to beat the worst teams in the Western Conference, not be outscored 8-3 and plummet to their depths, and perhaps beyond.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/06/13 at 07:51 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

This is very disturbing and filthy.

We sat at 4-2-1 with the next two games against the bottom two teams in our conference.

Right now we should be at 6-2-1 13, tied for 4th place and ahead of St Louis!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/06/13 at 07:54 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

but I still expected them to be able to beat the worst teams in the Western Conference, not be outscored 8-3 and plummet to their depths, and perhaps beyond

I gave DET a pass, at the time, for the BJ game - - having just played a HARD-FOUGHT game against STL.

But the epic fail against CGY was inexcusable. 

DET are getting no production out of their, supposed strength of depth at forward, their bottom 6.  One *#$%@& point??

Defense zone play is a freaking disaster, injury or not to the D, it is a clusterfuch in their own end.  Way too much time played at the wrong end of the rink.

Dont even get started on special teams.

Holy sheet, what a total mess.

But hey, we like our team - - right?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/06/13 at 08:01 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com