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Got Cake? We’re Gonna Live Blog It

Look.  Richard Harris was "A Man Called Horse".  Have you seen it? You should.  He was a bad, bad man. A tough man.  So, why then--in 1968--did he feel the need to sing a song like MacArthur Park?

It's an age-old mystery, rivaled only now by this question:

Why would Ryan Suter and his BFF Zach Parise go to Minnesota where they'll never win anything more than a division crown (if that) when they could have gone to Detroit or Chicago or Pittsburgh, where Cups would have been guaranteed?

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no

He left his frigging cake out in the rain.  And he can't take it.  Why? Because it took so damn long to bake it.  And now the Ingalls sisters are in Walnut Grove with the barn dances and the one-room schools and that little bitch Nellie Olson running roughshod over the whole damn town.  No Cups, but plenty of family and love and cake.

And now they're here (in Detroyet) tonite, where they could have been all along. 

Confusion rules the day when it comes to Dick Harris, Horse, horrible songs and the Ingalls sisters. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  LGRW.

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42jeff's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 06:55 PM ET

dougie's avatar

“Turrible, just turrible”
     
          - Charles Barkley

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 06:55 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The incompetence of this league never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 06:55 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

I HATE EDDIE ICEPATCH!

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 03/20/13 at 06:55 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Anybody else want to puncture your eardrums with spoon handles every time Emerik says the word “regather”?

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 06:56 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

What do you call Jacob’s children?

Kindling.

Posted by RWBill on 03/20/13 at 06:57 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/20/13 at 07:55 PM ET

a masterpiece!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 06:57 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Anybody else want to puncture your eardrums with spoon handles every time Emerik says the word “regather”?

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Yes.  And everything else he says too.

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 03/20/13 at 06:58 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

What offense is Olddick talking about?  Minny hasnt done shit since the goal.

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/20/13 at 06:58 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Anybody else want to puncture your eardrums with spoon handles every time Emerik speaks?
   
Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Fixed that for you.  Yes, I do.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 06:58 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

The thing that drives me nuts is that the “bar room” errr “war room” in TO will hold up a game for 5 minutes reviewing the most obvious of goals or no goals, but a ref vehemently waves his arms and this overrides everything else??

Posted by Down River Dan on 03/20/13 at 06:59 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

And moose wastes yet anothe beautiful deke and pass from magic.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 06:59 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

So I’m just catching up.  Was it a high stick or did the Wings get jobbed?  Looked like a Wild glove to me…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/20/13 at 06:59 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The pace of this game, when Minny isnt icing, is really quick

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 07:00 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

I HATE EDDIE ICEPATCH!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 07:55 PM ET

Nice one MsRedWinger. Me likey.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:00 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Evening kids.  Game’s tied at one huh?

Setoguchi needs to get his ass beat.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 03/20/13 at 07:00 PM ET

calquake's avatar

The thing that drives me nuts is that the “bar room” errr “war room” in TO will hold up a game for 5 minutes reviewing the most obvious of goals or no goals, but a ref vehemently waves his arms and this overrides everything else??

Posted by Down River Dan on 03/20/13 at 07:59 PM ET

They have to respect the white cane.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 03/20/13 at 07:00 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Wings got raped, sans lube

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/20/13 at 07:00 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

The thing that drives me nuts is that the “bar room” errr “war room” in TO will hold up a game for 5 minutes reviewing the most obvious of goals or no goals, but a ref vehemently waves his arms and this overrides everything else??

Posted by Down River Dan on 03/20/13 at 07:59 PM ET

Most leagues reserve judgement on plays like that until after seeing a replay.  What is hard about that?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 07:01 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Good hustle back by Nyquist, wants to prove his toughness.

Posted by RWBill on 03/20/13 at 07:01 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

MUTE.

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 03/20/13 at 07:01 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Deuce, they got bent over the sink and jailsexed

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:01 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Power Play…..
decline it!!!

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:02 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

OH holy hell…somebody needs to gif the ref shruggin his shoulders right there..

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 07:02 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Nice one MsRedWinger. Me likey.

Thanks, Kate. 

cool smile

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 03/20/13 at 07:03 PM ET

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Deuce, they got bent over the sink and jailsexed

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:01 PM ET

Weren’t even offered the toilet wine afterwards.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 07:03 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Nice chance for Brunner.  Keep going, kid!

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 03/20/13 at 07:04 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The BACARDI PP

too ironic

it’ll come up empty

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 07:04 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

brunner needs to one time it instead of setting it up

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:05 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

  Deuce, they got bent over the sink and jailsexed

  Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:01 PM ET

Weren’t even offered the toilet wine afterwards.

Posted by Valek on 03/20/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Criminal…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/20/13 at 07:05 PM ET

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Parise gave Suter his….“stick”....hehe.  cheese

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 07:06 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Great PP - -

at least looked dangerous

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 07:07 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Minny has 5 sog and these douche nozzels are trying to convince me how great they are playing

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/20/13 at 07:08 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Our second straight Power Play we held Minnesota without a shot on goal.

Posted by RWBill on 03/20/13 at 07:08 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Yep.  That PP had some good moments.  Better movement too.

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 03/20/13 at 07:08 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Yep.  That PP had some good moments.  Better movement too.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:08 PM ET

Agreed. For once, it didn’t look like 5 monkeys fuching a football.

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:10 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Why do these idiots keep talking about stupid stuff that has nothing to do with the game?!?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 03/20/13 at 07:10 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Why do these idiots keep talking about stupid stuff that has nothing to do with the game?!?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:10 PM ET

Verbal masturbation.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 03/20/13 at 07:11 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

//sigh//

I miss ken & mick

... and murf

yesshhh

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:11 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Yea doc Backstrom has shut them all down, except for that one that went the fuch in.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 07:11 PM ET

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