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Every One Of You Needs To Skip This Live Blog, Because The “Streak” Ends Tonite

Don’t get all sad on me now.  It had to end some time.  You didn’t really expect the Wings to win every remaining home game on their schedule, did you?  That’s just crazy talk.  And there isn’t a single redolent one of you who doesn’t know precisely what I’m talking about.  This thing ends tonite.

Kulfan

The Blue Jackets are the worst team in the league with their 13-28-5 (31 points) record…They have the worst goal differential in the league (minus-41), allowing 152 goals while scoring 110. …The lone bright spot, as usual, is RW Rick Nash (16 goals, 16 assists).

Go on Rick.  Scoring when it matters the least.  Attababy.

So count it. Nash will be a monster and will register more shots shorthanded than the Wings will on the power play.

Steve Mason will be incredible and we’ll remember the days we wished he was our baby boy instead of Tiberius.  We’ll chuckle at that, though, because there isn’t a goalie in hockey I’d trade for F’ing Howard now or ever, ever.

The Wings will outshoot the BJs by a factor of 3-1 and will still lose by two goals.

Someone will explain to me the whole pencil joke from the other night and I still won’t understand it.

The Wings will lose this game because “trap” doesn’t even define it.  It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back. 

So yes, we’ll live blog it.  And we’ll be bitches while we do.  It’s just important that reality rule the evening.  Because there is no chance in holy hell we’re winning this thing.

There.  That do the trick?

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RWBill's avatar

Mick LHAO that BJs still giving Commie22 his BJ.  Hahaha

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 09:12 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Finally a SOG.  1st of the game for either team

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:13 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Oh Dougie you F*ing racist bastard, enjoy.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 09:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

oopps no SOG on Mule’s rocket.

still none in the game.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:15 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Ken:  Grant Clitsome got three of them in there.

Ken…  gulp

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:16 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wings look like crap.

Earlier dread about this game may prove true.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:17 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

and now we get to improve the bj’s pp. damn.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 09:17 PM ET

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Wings look like crap.

Earlier dread about this game may prove true.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 07:17 PM ET

Playing down to the opponent.  That never happens.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/21/12 at 09:18 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Zebra suck. Sooooo overdue for a SHORTY.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:18 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Ha!  The owner of the feed I provided briefly switched over to “Scorned Lovers.”

And we’re playing the BJs.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:19 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Jimmy F’n Howard

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:20 PM ET

SYF's avatar

JIMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:20 PM ET

SYF's avatar

PK looks real good.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:21 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice play E-52

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:21 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Playing down to the opponent.  That never happens.

Posted by Valek on 01/21/12 at 07:18 PM ET

Lack of respect for the opponent. They think it’s going to be an easy night whenever they play a crappy team. They need to take every team seriously.

Jimmah!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:21 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

WFT

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:21 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Playing behind on the scoreboard again.

Unlucky bounce.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:22 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

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Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 09:23 PM ET

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And so it begins…

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/21/12 at 09:23 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Bad goal to give up there.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 09:23 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Jeebus!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:23 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Kate’s quite right. 

Wings not playing with any determination.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:23 PM ET

SYF's avatar

That’s one of the weirdest bounces out of the glove I’ve ever seen.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:24 PM ET

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10 minutes of not looking remotely dangerous against the worst team in the league.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/21/12 at 09:24 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

JFC I was going to make a pot of tea but the start of this game has me going mojito.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 09:24 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET through 10 minutes have 1 FUCHING SHOT

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:25 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

helm looks like the only one (so far) playing like he wants to win ... er, hates to lose.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 09:25 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mule seems to be a little lamed up. Should of sat him for a healthy anyone.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:26 PM ET

SYF's avatar

KRONNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:26 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Kronners!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:26 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Nice to hear that horn blow before we were down 2 or 3

Posted by dougie on 01/21/12 at 09:26 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

That god dam piss poor hodgepodge of fuching inferiority just got kronwalled. LGRW

Posted by Yzersyuk on 01/21/12 at 09:26 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Kronner

finally some determination to go to the damn net

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:26 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

kronner

he needed that ... the Wings needed that ... WE needed that

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 09:27 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Awesome pressure by Helm’s line.  That’s two great shifts in a row.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:28 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Gator gets his head torn off - - no call, of course

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:28 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

11:34   NIKLAS KRONWALL (10) WRIST - ASST: V. FILPPULA (24) AND J. HUDLER (17)

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:29 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Brad Stuart - the league’s best back-up goalie, bar none.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 09:30 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

I suggest that the Wings traing staff make a quick run out before the 1st intermission and pick up several cases of 5 Hour Energy Drink for the boys.

Posted by Down River Dan on 01/21/12 at 09:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Hats off, Kronner, and Mojito.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 09:33 PM ET

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