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Every One Of You Needs To Skip This Live Blog, Because The “Streak” Ends Tonite

Don’t get all sad on me now.  It had to end some time.  You didn’t really expect the Wings to win every remaining home game on their schedule, did you?  That’s just crazy talk.  And there isn’t a single redolent one of you who doesn’t know precisely what I’m talking about.  This thing ends tonite.

Kulfan

The Blue Jackets are the worst team in the league with their 13-28-5 (31 points) record…They have the worst goal differential in the league (minus-41), allowing 152 goals while scoring 110. …The lone bright spot, as usual, is RW Rick Nash (16 goals, 16 assists).

Go on Rick.  Scoring when it matters the least.  Attababy.

So count it. Nash will be a monster and will register more shots shorthanded than the Wings will on the power play.

Steve Mason will be incredible and we’ll remember the days we wished he was our baby boy instead of Tiberius.  We’ll chuckle at that, though, because there isn’t a goalie in hockey I’d trade for F’ing Howard now or ever, ever.

The Wings will outshoot the BJs by a factor of 3-1 and will still lose by two goals.

Someone will explain to me the whole pencil joke from the other night and I still won’t understand it.

The Wings will lose this game because “trap” doesn’t even define it.  It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back. 

So yes, we’ll live blog it.  And we’ll be bitches while we do.  It’s just important that reality rule the evening.  Because there is no chance in holy hell we’re winning this thing.

There.  That do the trick?

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SYF's avatar

can DET decline this one

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 08:14 PM ET

Word.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 01/21/12 at 10:17 PM ET

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If you’re going to put forth just enough effort to maybe beat the worst team in the league, it shouldn’t be surprising that you’re currently losing.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/21/12 at 10:17 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I know it’s not intermission….but I also have “The Love Guru” on and I just gotta say…

Jessica Alba is freakin hot

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 10:17 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

There we go!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

FINALLY

thank gawd

maybe the flood gates will open

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

Holy crap, what was that?  A Wings PP goal.  A rare bird indeed!

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Homer!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

SYF's avatar

And we’re tied.

Sorry, if I’m not impressed.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

I knew that was gonna happen, never any doubt in my mind that this PP would score.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

monkey's avatar

THE POWER PLAY IS *#$%@& AWESOME

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

A foal? Homer? TPH? Yay!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

see

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET

dougie's avatar

TPH from the blue line, off the boards, into the back of Sanfors’s leg, and into the net.

Just like they drew it up on the clipboard.

Posted by dougie on 01/21/12 at 10:19 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

LOL @Mickey giving Blashill props

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 10:19 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

a slapper from the point

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 08:17 PM ET

Spooky.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 10:20 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Feed

http://www.firstrow.tv/watch/103325/1/watch-detroit-red-wings-vs-columbus-blue-jackets.html

Commercial fee.

You magnificent bastard.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:20 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Evening tea drinkers.
Posted by Rumbear from Top o da Hasek, Filet O Fishing on 01/21/12 at 07:37 PM ET

I feel that I am being mocked.  What else is new?

The Perfect Human listens to the coach and fires two quick shots on the PP, the second going in.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/21/12 at 10:20 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Thanks Jeff, now I gotta pause the game to go masturbate.  Be ba, never mind, I’m done.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 10:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

And we’re tied.

Sorry, if I’m not impressed.

ditto

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

11:03   PPG - NICKLAS LIDSTROM (10) SLAP - ASST: N. KRONWALL (11)

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:21 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I knew that was gonna happen, never any doubt in my mind that this PP would score.

BARTENDER!  I’ll have what he’s having!

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:21 PM ET

dougie's avatar

At least we are answering the Bj’s goals quickly.

Posted by dougie on 01/21/12 at 10:22 PM ET

SYF's avatar

FYI, on Feb 8th, presuming that Homer doesn’t miss another game, it will be his 1,000th career game with the Wings.

And the game’s against the Slicks.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 01/21/12 at 10:22 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

what’s that? 32 goals by the wings defense this year?

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 10:23 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Too fancy.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 10:23 PM ET

monkey's avatar

At least we are answering the Bj’s goals quickly.

*#$%@& pathetic.  We’re hanging in there against Columbus.  Playing catch up hockey.  That’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:24 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Hey, VooX.

BARTENDER!  I’ll have what he’s having!

Make that three and a double.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 01/21/12 at 10:24 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

BARTENDER!  I’ll have what he’s having!

all around. even the guys on the ice.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 10:24 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET are up to 9 SOG now. 

What a barf fest this game is. 

At least we knew it was coming.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:24 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

I feel that I am being mocked.  What else is new?

Nahhh…it was RW.  You leave and he starts making tea behind the bar.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 10:25 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I knew that was gonna happen, never any doubt in my mind that this PP would score.

BARTENDER!  I’ll have what he’s having!

Posted by monkey from the morel high ground on 01/21/12 at 08:21 PM ET

Turpentine, codeine, and Nyquil cocktail coming right up.  Ma Bernstein drinking those is what made that Bernstein kid blind, and the daughter that makes you wish you were blind as well.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/21/12 at 10:25 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Totally, Jeff.  I sure as hell hope the BJs rough up the Wings a little bit just to do them a favor against the B’Lose.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 01/21/12 at 10:26 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Bee GEES!  Stayin alive, stayin….Horry crap I just had a flash back!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 10:26 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Nahhh…it was RW.  You leave and he starts making tea behind the bar.

Jesus, dude… that was not tea.

Turpentine, codeine, and Nyquil cocktail coming right up.  Ma Bernstein drinking those is what made that Bernstein kid blind, and the daughter that makes you wish you were blind as well.

NOW we’re talking.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:26 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

good gawd - - not Pavel.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:27 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

How the hell is that not a trip????????

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 10:27 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Knee on knee is ok?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:27 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Cheap and scumbag.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 10:27 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Vemette can choke on a cock for going knee-to-knee on Dangle.  Unfuchingbelievable.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/21/12 at 10:28 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Turpentine, codeine, and Nyquil cocktail coming right up.  Ma Bernstein drinking those is what made that Bernstein kid blind, and the daughter that makes you wish you were blind as well.

Would that knock me down, out, or up?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:28 PM ET

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