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Every One Of You Needs To Skip This Live Blog, Because The “Streak” Ends Tonite

Don’t get all sad on me now.  It had to end some time.  You didn’t really expect the Wings to win every remaining home game on their schedule, did you?  That’s just crazy talk.  And there isn’t a single redolent one of you who doesn’t know precisely what I’m talking about.  This thing ends tonite.

Kulfan

The Blue Jackets are the worst team in the league with their 13-28-5 (31 points) record…They have the worst goal differential in the league (minus-41), allowing 152 goals while scoring 110. …The lone bright spot, as usual, is RW Rick Nash (16 goals, 16 assists).

Go on Rick.  Scoring when it matters the least.  Attababy.

So count it. Nash will be a monster and will register more shots shorthanded than the Wings will on the power play.

Steve Mason will be incredible and we’ll remember the days we wished he was our baby boy instead of Tiberius.  We’ll chuckle at that, though, because there isn’t a goalie in hockey I’d trade for F’ing Howard now or ever, ever.

The Wings will outshoot the BJs by a factor of 3-1 and will still lose by two goals.

Someone will explain to me the whole pencil joke from the other night and I still won’t understand it.

The Wings will lose this game because “trap” doesn’t even define it.  It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back. 

So yes, we’ll live blog it.  And we’ll be bitches while we do.  It’s just important that reality rule the evening.  Because there is no chance in holy hell we’re winning this thing.

There.  That do the trick?

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SolidTG7's avatar

I know there is still time left but I’m already gonna say: crappy power play…. again.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 11:03 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

gawd - the Wings are so much better 5-5 than on the PP. 

absurd

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:04 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

That power play is looking up at pathetic.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 11:04 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

SHOT

THE

PUCK

!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 11:04 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

Another PP successfully completed with no goal scored.  That is the point, right?

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 01/21/12 at 11:05 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Whenever the other team takes a penalty, Red Wings get a play.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:05 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

nutz

shot = shoot

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 11:06 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

This is frustrating.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:06 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Wait a little longer to shoot it Happy, not like anyone is gonna get in your way.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 11:07 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle cycle and they give up the puck.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 01/21/12 at 11:07 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Every time we get a power play I just imagine the team thinking “Can we just….you know….not?”

Posted by Yzersyuk on 01/21/12 at 11:08 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

wHAT UP BITCHES!!@!@@W%W$


er…I mean hi guys

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:09 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Homer away for holding.

I close my eyes.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 01/21/12 at 11:10 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Every time we get a power play I just imagine the team thinking “Can we just….you know….not?”

“Hooking, #61, Columbus… the penalty is declined.”

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:10 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

homer with the hold. that’s 2 penalties on homer so far this game.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 11:10 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Homer again, pretty weak since they haven’t managed to catch the BJs doing that and I know I’ve seen them do it a few times.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 11:10 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

As always, 2 minutes for nothing.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:10 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Anybody know whats up with freeredwings tonight?(he asks too lazy to read back in the thread)  No HD video…

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:11 PM ET

SYF's avatar

wHAT UP BITCHES!!@!@@W%W$


er…I mean hi guys

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 01/21/12 at 08:09 PM ET

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 01/21/12 at 11:12 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Then again its not like the Wings would do anything with the resulting PP so I don’t know why I’m complaining.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 11:12 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

ballz

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:12 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

shocking

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:12 PM ET

SYF's avatar

And there’s the generous Wings PP again.

Fuch…

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 01/21/12 at 11:12 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Anybody know whats up with freeredwings tonight?(he asks too lazy to read back in the thread)  No HD video…

Yeah, all I’m getting is audio.  Beggars can’t be choosers.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:12 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Fuch!


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:12 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

son of a female dog

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 11:13 PM ET

dougie's avatar

So that is what a power play goal looks like. Damn shame the BJ’s had to show us.

Posted by dougie on 01/21/12 at 11:13 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

What was that?

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 01/21/12 at 11:13 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The suck.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:13 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

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Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 11:13 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

can DET decline this one

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:14 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The Blue Jackets and the Islanders.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:14 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Why bother with the PP? No, really.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:15 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Here comes the aMAZING Wings PP.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 01/21/12 at 11:15 PM ET

monkey's avatar

“Hooking, #61, Columbus… the penalty is declined.”

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:15 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

I’m signing out for tonight gentlemen. That last goal dampening my spirits but did not put out my burning desire for an overwhelming red wings slaughter fest. Good luck and good night.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 01/21/12 at 11:16 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Well, with 6 skaters on 4 we weren’t any better than a regular PP.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 01/21/12 at 11:16 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

“Hooking,  Columbus… the penalty is declined.”


oh, how i wish we could.

watch out for the shortie this time guys.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 11:16 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Feed

http://www.firstrow.tv/watch/103325/1/watch-detroit-red-wings-vs-columbus-blue-jackets.html

Commercial fee.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 01/21/12 at 11:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

hey gang.

i say we are due ... WAAAAYYYyyyyyy over due, K?

a slapper from the point

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 11:17 PM ET

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