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Dong Returns, Minus Stiffness

Before Tiberius went down with what we now believe was "minor knee stiffness", he was on fire.

The Diggers tell us he'll be back today, in Pittsburgh, facing off against Tristan Jarry.

The Wings always, and I mean always, do really well against unknown, unproven, goaltenders.

According to A2Y interns working out of the Northwood lab today, the Red Wings have lost their last 36 consecutive games facing a goalie less than 19 people had heard of prior to the puck drop on that particular day.

So, we've go that going for us...(finish that, please). 

It's a 1300 start and the Wings sit 7 points behind Original 28 stalwart  Carolina for the final Wild Card spot.

It's a Saturday and a 3 day weekend for most of us. So, you know, do what you must.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

LGRW and FKHASAP. 

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Little Redhead's avatar

Let’s Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's Chair on 01/13/18 at 12:16 PM ET

ilovehomers's avatar

I am now confused about whether the dong should be stiff or not.

Posted by ilovehomers on 01/13/18 at 12:24 PM ET

calquake's avatar

It’s a great afternoon for a hockey game.  L.G.R.W.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 01/13/18 at 12:31 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Wuz up, Bitches?  wink

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 12:36 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Watching the pre game highlights reel and not one single Manthag goal was featured. What a GYP!
I’m calling bullshit!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 12:44 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Mantha. Not Manthag.

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 12:45 PM ET

ilovehomers's avatar

Manthong?

Posted by ilovehomers on 01/13/18 at 12:49 PM ET

Grampy504's avatar

I am so ready.  L.G.R.W.!

Posted by Grampy504 on 01/13/18 at 01:01 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Wasn’t expecting to see Mickey so had to do a rewind to catch the Winky wink

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 01:07 PM ET

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Bleah, Pens announcers on NHL Network.

LGRW

game on

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:09 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Howdy bitches. I have to watch the shitsburg feed and will see how long before I have to mute the volume.  LGRW

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/13/18 at 01:12 PM ET

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so much running around in the zone that shift

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:14 PM ET

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Abby doing a lot of puck watching

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:14 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Good thing I missed that goal. shut eye

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 01:15 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

//sigh//

0-1

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/13/18 at 01:16 PM ET

Grampy504's avatar

RedWings linky:  http://www.streamsgate.com/p/red-wings-vs-penguins-a.html

Posted by Grampy504 on 01/13/18 at 01:16 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Howdy bitches. I have to watch the shitsburg feed and will see how long before I have to mute the volume.  LGRW

Even though my radio feed is 30 seconds behind I prefer that over the alternative.

 

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 01/13/18 at 01:16 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Uh. Abby needs to cover his man there instead of standing in the slot with E52.
PP up.

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/13/18 at 01:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“man advantage”

... do it

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/13/18 at 01:18 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Thanks Grampy.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 01/13/18 at 01:18 PM ET

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a minute in to the PP and they might as well just sat behind their own net the whole time

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:19 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Mickey knows.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 01:20 PM ET

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One good look on the PP, utter crap the rest of the time

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:20 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

grampy

is that a wings or pitt feed?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/13/18 at 01:22 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

You wanna honor Daley…...give us a bag of pucks and you can have him and his $$$ contract

Posted by Down River Dan on 01/13/18 at 01:23 PM ET

calquake's avatar

is that a wings or pitt feed?

Ken and Mickey.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 01/13/18 at 01:24 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Ken and Mickey.

tanx

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/13/18 at 01:25 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Helm, Helm hands of an elm. shut eye

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 01:28 PM ET

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PP still sucks

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:31 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

take advantage of these “man advantage boyz

... it’ll even-oot before the final buzzer

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/13/18 at 01:32 PM ET

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Solid strategy by the Pens.  Keep putting the Wings on the PP since they can’t score

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:32 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

All kinds of subtle interference oot there. 3rd pp in a row. Make it pay.  The refs are going to even up the pims later. LGRW

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/13/18 at 01:34 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

The Wings better score on this PP. The waiting is the hardest part.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 01:34 PM ET

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Solid strategy by the Pens.  Keep putting the Wings on the PP since they can’t score

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:32 PM ET

Thank you for proving me wrong

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:36 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

BINGO!

ABBY-DABBY-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1-1

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/13/18 at 01:36 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Abby!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 01/13/18 at 01:36 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

3rd Times a charm. 1-1. LGRW

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 01/13/18 at 01:36 PM ET

Grampy504's avatar

Finally a PP goal.  Go Abbs!

Posted by Grampy504 on 01/13/18 at 01:37 PM ET

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Shoot that Tatar….wtf…...

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/13/18 at 01:38 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

arrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/13/18 at 01:38 PM ET

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