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Do Not Be Ashamed…It’s Happened To Bankers, Lawyers, Cops and Happy Czech Oompa Loompas

I worked Seger and our Happy Hudler into the same post title, and talked about hookers without even having "hookers" as a phrase that will catch the spammers.  Of course, the ads here on KK should be interesting for a few days.

I digress. As usual.  Hey guess what Ryan Getzlaf's faceoff stats are through four games?

He's taken 92 faceoffs and won 0.

That's a lie but it's an educated lie.

The Wings have owned him.  Datsyuk has owned him.  Zetterberg: owned him. Andersson: owned him.  Gilchrist: owned him. 

By and large, he's done nothing.  By and larger, Z and our Russian Prince have been amazing.  Tough, tireless, terrific..just like Mitch would say (our delicate genius).  Corey Perry?

That little dumpster diver hasn't done dick. 

Two ways to look at that: Wings are dominating their best players, but still tied 2-2.  Or, Wings have held them down and that can't last for long. 

Either way, it's a good reason to just start pounding warm PBR right now.

Gary's starting this game at 8 on the West Coast. (NEVERMIND IT'S 7, I THOUGHT IT WAS 8.  SHIT.) Seriously, that's late even for those of us ON the West Coast.  You suckers have to stay up until at least 2. And you will. Every single one of you.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  Take us to 6. Get us back to the Joe with a chance to clinch in front of that madhhouse. 

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

From Khan’s Twitter:

Ken Holland said Danny DeKeyser’s surgery Tuesday (right thumb) went well. He’s out 6-8 weeks but will be ready for development camp in July

 

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:11 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Seymore has been fed.  Thank

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/08/13 at 10:11 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

That VLC QuickTime link is the best invention says ribbed condoms.

I can’t seem to get anything except errors trying to open the VLC link. “Not Found.”

Weird.

 

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 05/08/13 at 10:12 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

This one however…I was intimately involved in

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 05/08/13 at 09:58 PM ET

Like Stoney says, take the FIF.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/08/13 at 10:13 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

I can’t seem to get anything except errors trying to open the VLC link. “Not Found.”

Weird.

 
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 05/08/13 at 10:12 PM ET

Dubs change the 3000 number to 800, it worked for me that way…

Posted by pgoody on 05/08/13 at 10:13 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

That VLC QuickTime link is the best invention says ribbed condoms.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/08/13 at 10:08 PM ET

The link works directly on the iPad as well.  Buffers pretty bad though that may be down to my POS wireless router.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/08/13 at 10:14 PM ET

CaptNorris5's avatar

Brendan Smith just said he got 19 text messages after he scored.

Motherfucher reads blogs. Motherfucher wants us to know.

LGRW

Posted by CaptNorris5 from The Winged Wheel, stuck in Chicago on 05/08/13 at 10:14 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Like Stoney says, take the FIF.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/08/13 at 10:13 PM ET

Nope.  We sang like canaries.  smile

Actually like I said a few posts back…me and my boys did everything by the book so we were only out a few vials of blood and several botles of pee.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/08/13 at 10:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

LGRW

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:15 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Try this link, Dub.  You can always adjust the bandwidth later by changing the last 4 numbers.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/08/13 at 10:15 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

game on

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/08/13 at 10:15 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Giddy UP.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/08/13 at 10:15 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Good evening all.  Gotta play with that fire down below.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/08/13 at 10:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

KINDL has got to be better

just has to

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

that VLC link is awesome.  I could watch on NBC in HD off my cable, but why?!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Is Engblom masturbating?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Goonery right off the hop.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

checking the feed timing…they face off yet for anyone?  just about to for me.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I didn’t have high expectations for this team in the playoffs but I’m nervous for them and want them to win.  They’ve been busting their asses, overcoming some cheap mistakes.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

30 seconds in and already they have trouble clearing the puck

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

VooX's avatar

me and my boys did everything by the book so we were only out a few vials of blood and several botles of pee.

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 05/08/13 at 10:14 PM ET

Kinky.  Sounds like a page out of the Marquis de Sade’s book.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

SYF's avatar

As usual, the butthurt DuhUcks come out physical as expected.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

How is that not interference.  Violently knock the guy down before he even looks at the puck.  Bullshit.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/08/13 at 10:16 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Im expecting a Fleury-like performance from Hiller and a Hiller like performance from Howard…

Posted by pgoody on 05/08/13 at 10:17 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

1 minute in

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/08/13 at 10:17 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Danke pgoody, Voox… I’ll give it a shot.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 05/08/13 at 10:17 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Kill em Bert.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/08/13 at 10:18 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Bobby Ryan acting stupid after the play.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/08/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

I love it when Kyle Quincey passes up a shot so he can take a lower percentage shot.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/08/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Love those quick whistles

DET on their fuching heels, already

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:18 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

The link works directly on the iPad as well.  Buffers pretty bad though that may be down to my POS wireless router.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 05/08/13 at 10:14 PM ET

No kidding, open in what, iTunes?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/08/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Wings getting manhandled early. Not good.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/08/13 at 10:19 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Gonna be a rope-a-dope kind of a match.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/08/13 at 10:19 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Nice.  Lets break their momentum boys!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 10:20 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Koivu.  It seems like only yesterday you weren’t a douchebag…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/08/13 at 10:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Ducks smelling blood

Where in the fuch are the Wings tonight?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:20 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

if we have to withstand the first 10 minutes, we’ve still got 8 more to go.  fml.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/08/13 at 10:20 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

PP

... make em pay

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/08/13 at 10:20 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Sackuv to the box.  Wings on the PP.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/08/13 at 10:20 PM ET

VooX's avatar

No kidding, open in what, iTunes?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/08/13 at 10:18 PM ET

Paste the link into Safari and load it.  Mucho sexy.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/08/13 at 10:20 PM ET

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