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Coming Off A 5-0 Loss? Blues Are What’s For Dinner.

Here’s a great stat that I found myself.  The Wings haven’t lost on my birthday since 1991. And today’s my birthday. And 2010 minus 1991 is 19. And I have no idea if that’s true.  But really?  Who cares if it is or not? Seriously.  When has that really mattered here?

You know what does matter? Keeping the Bitter Bitches down where they belong.  Watching them wallow in the swill that is life as a Bitter Bitch Blues fan.  That is what we do here when the kids tell us to keep it realz.

So we’ll live blog this thing on my birthday and you’ll celebrate with warm beer and cheddar and those obnoxious firetrucks will scream down your avenues and they’ll terrify the house painters and then the puppies will start to frolic but it’s sooooo cold that they’ll run inside to warm themselves by the fire where the hookers will be dancing with life-size Bertuzzi voodoo dolls but they’re scared shitless because he’s a serial killer.  Dancing with Dahmer is not a life choice, it’s a problem, bitch.  A big, motherfuching problem.

So, here we go.  Of all our little brothers, this one resents us the most.  And my god I love it when the Wings beat him down.  And on my birthday. A birthday bash of a Bitter Baby Bumbling Blowinglunch Blues beatdown because by god Baby Jebus wants it that way. Bitches.

Put your jammies on, grab a PBR and pray to the adorable one for a win so that when I read your comments to this Live Blog they’re not filled with the kind of pessimism you and I are famous for.

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.

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Nate A's avatar

Pavel is just showing off now.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 12/16/10 at 12:53 AM ET

HockeyTownTodd's avatar

You’re right Gramps.  Bert draper’d that one right into the crest of Halak.
Posted by ITDeuce

They claim he s very accurate, rarely missing the net….???

Posted by HockeyTownTodd on 12/16/10 at 12:53 AM ET

SYF's avatar

Dangle sorcery.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 12/16/10 at 12:54 AM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Magically Delicious - - wow

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 12/16/10 at 12:54 AM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Not to be confused with Crosby and Gary stickhandling in a phonebooth.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/15/10 at 09:49 PM ET


that’s just gross

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 12/16/10 at 12:54 AM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Datsyuk is a fuching magician.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 12/16/10 at 12:54 AM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

WTF

now Pavel is just being cocky.

and I love it!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 12/16/10 at 12:54 AM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Datsyuk… oh lord.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 12/16/10 at 12:54 AM ET

SnLO's avatar

I would prefer the 2008 season with a league leading GA.

well said

Posted by SnLO from the sub great-white north on 12/16/10 at 12:54 AM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Pavel is just showing off now.

Yup. And it’s friggin beautiful.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 12/16/10 at 12:55 AM ET

SnLO's avatar

Pavs giving Clears instructions on how to dangle one the bench

Posted by SnLO from the sub great-white north on 12/16/10 at 12:56 AM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Get the TPH out there.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 12/16/10 at 12:57 AM ET

Twig's avatar

need perfect curley fries.

Posted by Twig from Houston, TX on 12/16/10 at 12:57 AM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

There he is.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 12/16/10 at 12:58 AM ET

moocat's avatar

You just know that dangle will end up on CBC or coach’s corner. I’m sure the techincolor Euro hater will rip it.

Posted by moocat on 12/16/10 at 12:58 AM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Curly fries?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 12/16/10 at 12:58 AM ET

SnLO's avatar

Curly Fries

Posted by SnLO from the sub great-white north on 12/16/10 at 12:59 AM ET

Twig's avatar

yes! the perfect curley fries!

Posted by Twig from Houston, TX on 12/16/10 at 12:59 AM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Holy shit.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

moocat's avatar

YES!

Posted by moocat on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

TPH

Curly Fries

1st ever

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

koalacaust's avatar

PERFECT CURLY FRIES!!!!

Posted by koalacaust on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

DetroitHockey's avatar

Perfect Curly Fries!

Posted by DetroitHockey on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Curly Fries.  I love this team.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

The hell. Are they playing with a souvenir puck? Coulda swore I saw the wing logo on that closeup.

Awesome fries for Lids.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

Guilherme's avatar

CURLY FRIES

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

SYF's avatar

TPH!  Hat trick.  Awesome.

5-2 Wings.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Hot damn. Perfect Human indeed. Eat shit, Mike Green.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

anybody think Cleary didn’t WANT to score on that?

Congrats TPH.

What an amazing career, and now he has a hattie.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TPH

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 12/16/10 at 01:00 AM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

What a group this Red Wings Team is.  What a group.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 12/16/10 at 01:01 AM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Lidstrom gets the Hat Trick-Awesome!

Happy Birthday Chief!
Wings ROCK!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 12/16/10 at 01:01 AM ET

calquake's avatar

Chief, that has to be the best Birthday present ever.

Posted by calquake on 12/16/10 at 01:01 AM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

What an unselfish play from Buckets as well.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 12/16/10 at 01:01 AM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

how’s that cap’ain?  a hat trick from the captain.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 12/16/10 at 01:01 AM ET

Twig's avatar

who’s the ass in front of the camera who didn’t give his hat up for the captain?

Posted by Twig from Houston, TX on 12/16/10 at 01:01 AM ET

ChowYunCat's avatar

The Perfect moment to share with my dad while home for the holidays.

Posted by ChowYunCat on 12/16/10 at 01:01 AM ET

Trish's avatar

Hey Herm, didya have some curly fries while U were here?  or do you have them in Brasil?

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 12/16/10 at 01:02 AM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Nobody does it better. I Hart TPH.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 12/16/10 at 01:02 AM ET

SYF's avatar

What a great game.

5-2 Wings.

TPH ownage.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 12/16/10 at 01:03 AM ET

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