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Been Nice Knowing You Boys…Now Stay Out Of Detroit

As the Emperor posted a bit ago...realignment's a reality.  Hopefully, that means Gary's been beaten down enough to give his dwarf consent to let the Wings head back East where we/they belong.

We like you Edmonton, and we like you Calgary. We dig you Vancouver and Anaheim you'll always be garbage...but it's time to say sayonara.

The Oil at home tonite and we'd really like to say we won't see this again with any consistency for some time to come.  They're young, good, fast and they live way farther left than our boys ever need to travel.

Ian White is sitting because he is, much like Gary, small in stature.  He's been sitting for a while and he's upset. We get it. But the D's improved since the little man sat down.

I'm telling you absolutely nothing you don't already know.  So crack a few and let's Live Blog this biotttchhhhhh, bitches.

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CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 07:45 PM ET

Cal, thank you so much. The CD’s are awesome.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/07/13 at 07:47 PM ET

SYF's avatar

The Dong is strong.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/07/13 at 07:47 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

So was my liver.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 07:47 PM ET

Yeah, mine spilled beer on Malik and someone poor girl and her husband…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 07:48 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

25 has some nice wheels

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 07:48 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Emmerton with some wheels, i like it

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 07:48 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Jimmah Dong.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/07/13 at 07:48 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Cal, thank you so much. The CD’s are awesome.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/07/13 at 07:47 PM ET

No worries… I’d even do it for people I like. cheese

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 07:49 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

That kid from EDM looks like he’s 12.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/07/13 at 07:49 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Yeah, mine spilled beer on Malik and someone poor girl and her husband…

Two Leaking Livers.  Sounds like Christmas.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/07/13 at 07:49 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Emmer.Wheels.Like.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/07/13 at 07:49 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

25 has some nice wheels

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 03/07/13 at 07:48 PM ET

He’s a decent 4th line center, but there are others in the system ready to displace him.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/07/13 at 07:49 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Two Leaking Livers.  Sounds like Christmas.

The 19 days of Red Wings Christmas

Some possible entries:

Eleven Stanley Cup rings

Seven Norris Trophies

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/07/13 at 07:51 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

that was a clusterfuch shift

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 07:51 PM ET

monkey's avatar

He’s a decent 4th line center, but there are others in the system ready to displace him.

Abdelkader?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/07/13 at 07:51 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Nice graphic there by FSD analyzing the Wings in eight-game series.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/07/13 at 07:51 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

“And a good winger on Pavel’s line.”

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/07/13 at 07:52 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I think somebody lit Franzen’s scrotum on fire.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/07/13 at 07:52 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Franzen - - aggressive tonight??

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 07:52 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Two Leaking Livers.  Sounds like Christmas.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/07/13 at 07:49 PM ET

(final line) And a murder suspect in a cell near me.

Posted by calquake on 03/07/13 at 07:52 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Abdelkader?

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/07/13 at 07:51 PM ET

No, god (Helm).

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/07/13 at 07:52 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“puck possession” a bit lacking thus far, aye?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/07/13 at 07:53 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Its so cool when Franzen, you know, tries.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 07:53 PM ET

SYF's avatar

What a heads up play by Lash at the blue in the offensive zone.  Niiiiiiiiiiiice…

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/07/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mule is almost…....never mind. We’ll see.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/07/13 at 07:53 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I think somebody lit Franzen’s scrotum on fire.

He must have crabs.

No, god (Helm).

Helm is an elite third line center.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/07/13 at 07:55 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

The 19 days of Red Wings Christmas
Some possible entries:
Eleven Stanley Cup rings
Seven Norris Trophies
Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/07/13 at 07:51 PM ET

And an Old Red Barn on Grand River Avenue

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/07/13 at 07:55 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Abdelkader

No brains

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/07/13 at 07:55 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

My 6 year old daughter just said that “that other team has girl names” all nonchalant like.  Freaking hilarious.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/07/13 at 07:55 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Hey, E?  When yo make a pass, you lead the skater into the pass; not throw it at his skates.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/07/13 at 07:55 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Somebody lend Tootoo a set of scorin’ hands, please!

Posted by Hootinani on 03/07/13 at 07:55 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Turnstile - - taking lessons from William Tell

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Datsyuk, no goals in 8 games. Great plan Babcock.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/07/13 at 07:56 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

The 19 days of Red Wings Christmas

Some possible entries:

Eleven Stanley Cup rings

Seven Norris Trophies

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/07/13 at 07:51 PM ET

...and Dan Cleary on waivers.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Maybe Babcock thinks Datsyuk needs to “work harder”(sarcasm).

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/07/13 at 07:58 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I may live four hours away from FanaticU; but even if I lived next door, those commercials would make it all the same.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/07/13 at 07:58 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Whoa, still confused with the time, two hour difference now. Also, when is your time changing again?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 03/07/13 at 07:58 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Holy fuch!  What a recovery by Dong!

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/07/13 at 07:58 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

the Chinese Fire Drill is back in town

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/07/13 at 07:58 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

5 OVERRIPE SUPERSTARS!!!

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/07/13 at 07:58 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Whoa, still confused with the time, two hour difference now. Also, when is your time changing again?
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 03/07/13 at 07:58 PM ET

This coming Saturday night.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/07/13 at 07:59 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com