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All Signs Point To Disaster

This is the most redolent example of a trap game I've ever seen.

Coming off an emotional two game sweep of this once invincible and once Mighty Ducks, in front of 7 thousand of their own fans and 11 thousand of ours. 

Phoenix hasn't won in five games.  Shane Doan has been playing for free the entire year, waiting for a Saudi pharmacist to buy the team. HockeyinHD says I shouldn't have said that about the Saudi pharmacist, that this is no place for hijinks like that.

This is a Live Blog, bitches.  And somewhere Murph is getting completely and utterly wasted, whore-style.

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RWBill's avatar

Omg a mik left.  Thats 3/4 of a mike.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:33 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Gus needs a goal

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 11:33 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Omg a mik left.  Thats 3/4 of a mike.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/13 at 12:33 AM ET

So it’s a mik then?

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 11:33 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Hellz yes bitches

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 11:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 11:35 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

WIN

WOW

Eric Clapton stays in the GDT

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:35 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Wow, the “west coast disaster” we all predicted rolls on.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 11:35 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

hanging onto 1 goal leads = playoff hockey

3 road wins in a row

holy shit

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 11:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Gus = # 1 star

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 11:35 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


The Fridge doesn’t fart when Parise pulls his meat out.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/26/13 at 12:33 AM ET

You nasty.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:36 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Ima so happy I could plotz.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:36 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

two points with out giving up any.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/25/13 at 11:36 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Heart stopping shit there. We win! A hard whore road to Ho. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 11:37 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Mother. *#$%@&. Right on.

The Ghost of Dave Thomas (and others) smiled upon us tonight.

See you kids later.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 11:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Gus = # 1 star

Amen, preacherman.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:37 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


cock blocked whore style!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/13 at 12:29 AM ET

I think those two are incompatible

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:37 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Ima so happy I could plotz.

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:36 AM ET

You didn’t unclench all over yourself again did ya?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 11:38 PM ET

calquake's avatar

two points with out giving up any.

What did RWBill’s cousin say after prom night for $400 Alex.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:38 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


Ima so happy I could plotz.

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:36 AM ET

Your pillow is calling.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:38 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

You didn’t unclench all over yourself again did ya?

no but I distinctly heard my couch saying “fuch you jobu”

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 11:39 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

two points with out giving up any.

What did RWBill’s cousin say after prom night for $400 Alex.

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:38 AM ET

Good ol Julie.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:39 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Ima so happy I could plotz.

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:36 AM ET

You didn’t unclench all over yourself again did ya?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/26/13 at 12:38 AM ET

I yam what I yam.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:39 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

10 / 12 possible points.  Here’s to Babcock and the goalies.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:40 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

What a game. Whew. Night, you Stylin’ Profilin’ Whores.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/25/13 at 11:40 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

cock blocked whore style!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/13 at 12:29 AM ET

I think those two are incompatible

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/13 at 12:37 AM ET

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 11:41 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Glad we got Whore-Style going for us. The new Lucky Charm.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 11:41 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Goodnight my fellow whores.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:41 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Quite impressive road trip. Interested to see the revised peloton tomorrow.  Figure 8 more wins to make the playoffs. But what the hell is logical in this clusterfuch of a season?
Until Thursday. Be good 19.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/25/13 at 11:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Goodnight my fellow whores.

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:41 AM ET

Yes. Good night sweet Whore Prince.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 11:43 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

so 3 in a row for DRW.

also tonight SJS beat the d-ucks for ANA’s 3rd loss in a row,
they play each other again Wed ... prolly a really grinder for SJS since the d-ucks are not happy,

then the next night, SJS plays DRW ... another “opportunity” for the Wings.

see ya Thu.

g’nite, 19.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 11:44 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

We’ve got to hang around to wait for monkey’s feed to catch up so he knows who won.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:46 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I’m starting to ” like our whore team”.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 11:46 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


Interested to see the revised peloton tomorrow.  Figure 8 more wins to make the playoffs. But what the hell is logical in this clusterfuch of a season?
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/26/13 at 12:42 AM ET

Forecasting the POS to 56 points, okay.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:47 PM ET

calquake's avatar

We’ve got to hang around to wait for monkey’s feed to catch up so he knows who won.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/13 at 12:46 AM ET

Don’t tell him Truman beat Dewey.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:47 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I’m starting to ” like our whore team”.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/26/13 at 12:46 AM ET

Me too… and thanks for the compliment.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Great for Gustavvssson after that horrible 3rd period meltdown in Edmonton by the team where they gave up 3 goals.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:48 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

From the Anaheim game RW? I’m a tired crossed eyed whore. Tell Monkey to drop the football.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/25/13 at 11:49 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

for many teams, it’s the playoffs already.

the Wings are one of those teams.

three road wins in a row and a power play that is scoring goals, you all better be jerking it into a sock tonight.

though dost complain too much.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 11:49 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Great for Gustavvssson after that horrible 3rd period meltdown in Edmonton by the team where they gave up 3 goals.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/13 at 12:48 AM ET

Wasn’t it Cal-Gary?

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:49 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Looking at Douglas Murray on NHL Network. He fat.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 11:50 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com