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All Signs Point To Disaster

This is the most redolent example of a trap game I've ever seen.

Coming off an emotional two game sweep of this once invincible and once Mighty Ducks, in front of 7 thousand of their own fans and 11 thousand of ours. 

Phoenix hasn't won in five games.  Shane Doan has been playing for free the entire year, waiting for a Saudi pharmacist to buy the team. HockeyinHD says I shouldn't have said that about the Saudi pharmacist, that this is no place for hijinks like that.

This is a Live Blog, bitches.  And somewhere Murph is getting completely and utterly wasted, whore-style.

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calquake's avatar

Wasn’t that Sam Adams?

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:17 AM ET

The former gay mayor of Portland?  Sure, why not?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/26/13 at 12:18 AM ET

Wasn’t he the guy that shot Harvey Milk?

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:19 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

  Wasn’t that Sam Adams?

  Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:17 AM ET

  The former gay mayor of Portland?  Sure, why not?

  Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/26/13 at 12:18 AM ET

Wasn’t he the guy that shot Harvey Milk?

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:19 AM ET

The founder of Wendy’s?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 11:19 PM ET

calquake's avatar

    Wasn’t that Sam Adams?

    Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:17 AM ET

    The former gay mayor of Portland?  Sure, why not?

    Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/26/13 at 12:18 AM ET

  Wasn’t he the guy that shot Harvey Milk?

  Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:19 AM ET

The founder of Wendy’s?

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 03/26/13 at 12:19 AM ET

I’ll bet he did it whore-style.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:20 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Me likey Andersson.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 11:20 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Wasn’t he the guy that shot Harvey Milk?

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:19 AM ET

Coulda been.  I heard they did a movie together called “Log Jammers”

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 11:22 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Me likey Andersson.

Reminds me of Franzen before he became Mulesless.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:22 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Nah the twinkies made em kill Harvey Milk.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/25/13 at 11:22 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Brunner good on the defense

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:22 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Sweet 8 pound Baby Jesus get us through these last 5 mikes.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:22 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Lame ass call against the ‘Yotes for tripping Hank.

Ill take it smile

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:23 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Nah the twinkies made em kill Harvey Milk.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/26/13 at 12:22 AM ET

I thought that’s what they called Suter and Parise.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:24 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Looks like the boys are leaving it all out there tonight; 6 more minutes, then you get a few days rest.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 11:24 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Andersson > Emmerton. Just sayin.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/25/13 at 11:25 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


  Wasn’t that Sam Adams?

  Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:17 AM ET

  The former gay mayor of Portland?  Sure, why not?

  Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/26/13 at 12:18 AM ET

Wasn’t he the guy that shot Harvey Milk?

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:19 AM ET

The founder of Wendy’s?

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 03/26/13 at 12:19 AM ET

Bob Thomas?

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:25 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  Wasn’t that Sam Adams?

  Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:17 AM ET

  The former gay mayor of Portland?  Sure, why not?

  Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/26/13 at 12:18 AM ET

Wasn’t he the guy that shot Harvey Milk?

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:19 AM ET

The founder of Wendy’s?

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 03/26/13 at 12:19 AM ET

Bob Thomas?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/13 at 12:25 AM ET

Rob Zombie?

 

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:26 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

FER FUCHS SAKE

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:26 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

rut-roh

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 11:27 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

How do you give that up at this point of the game?  Ridiculous.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:27 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

MONSTER!!!!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:27 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Oh *#$%@& me in the twinkies.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 11:27 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

penalty shot for what?!

the refs really need to stop dropping acid before the games.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 11:27 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Montrous!  Whore style!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 11:27 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Monster..nice

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 11:27 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

gus = MONSTER

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 11:27 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Big relief! Whew!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 11:28 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

MONSTER!!!!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 03/26/13 at 12:27 AM ET

I should know better than to refresh when something important is on the line…

... you’re always at least 30 seconds ahead.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 11:28 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Oh *#$%@& me in the twinkies.

That’s why you use a pillow.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:28 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

how do you play the puck with your hand when both your hands are on your stick?

the refs really need to stop dropping acid before the games.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 11:29 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Gustavsson cock blocked him whore style!

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/25/13 at 11:29 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

all together now, 19 ... CLINCH!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 11:30 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wally - - dumbass pass

get the puck DEEP

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:30 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

I haven’t been able to clinch since 1991

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 11:30 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice play Whitey!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:31 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Wally - - dumbass pass

get the puck DEEP

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 03/26/13 at 12:30 AM ET

He has had a ROUGH night.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 11:31 PM ET

calquake's avatar

all together now, 19 ... CLINCH!

Diamonds in the soles of my shoes.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 11:31 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

I thought that’s what they called Suter and Parise.

Posted by calquake on 03/26/13 at 12:24 AM ET

What’s the difference between Suter and Zach Parise’s fridge?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 11:31 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Miller = Stud

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 11:32 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

when will people realize Datsyuk has the puck even when he doesn’t have the puck?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 11:32 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Nice play Whitey!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 03/26/13 at 12:31 AM ET

That’s the same play where he took a hard one right to the face. Bro wants to be playing, can’t find fault with that.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 11:32 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

The Fridge doesn’t fart when Parise pulls his meat out.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 11:33 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com