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All Signs Point To Disaster

This is the most redolent example of a trap game I've ever seen.

Coming off an emotional two game sweep of this once invincible and once Mighty Ducks, in front of 7 thousand of their own fans and 11 thousand of ours. 

Phoenix hasn't won in five games.  Shane Doan has been playing for free the entire year, waiting for a Saudi pharmacist to buy the team. HockeyinHD says I shouldn't have said that about the Saudi pharmacist, that this is no place for hijinks like that.

This is a Live Blog, bitches.  And somewhere Murph is getting completely and utterly wasted, whore-style.

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PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

wow look at Andersson skate!  let’s see an end to end rush!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:20 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Born leaders, every damn one of em.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hunting varmints…... on 03/25/13 at 10:20 PM ET

$17m worth of tears, right there.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 10:21 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Damn Andersson has some freaking wheels.

I really like what I’ve seen of this guy.  Way better than advertised.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 10:21 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

Holy fuch.  Thank you so much for that.  I laughed like some sort of evil genius.  At my belly of course.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/25/13 at 10:21 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

Then the camera angle changed and there was this

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:22 PM ET

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My GCL feed is so far behind Miller just scored to put them up 2-0 on Anaheim

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/25/13 at 10:22 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Nyquist is gonna be something special

Posted by Hootinani on 03/25/13 at 10:22 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I really like what I’ve seen of this guy.  Way better than advertised.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 10:21 PM ET

Couldn’t agree more.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/25/13 at 10:23 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Brunner got the haircut, now if hed just get a nose job, hed fly

Posted by Hootinani on 03/25/13 at 10:19 PM ET

I’m surprised you don’t hear a whistling sound when he skates down the ice.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 10:23 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Yak in the box

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:23 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

My GCL feed is so far behind Miller just scored to put them up 2-0 on Anaheim

Posted by Valek on 03/25/13 at 10:22 PM ET

I actually got excited for a second before I reread it

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:23 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Look at Lil’ Dangles go…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 10:23 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Just settled in with the whore iPad. I got it in Whoresville. Oh, and Whitey/Brunner! Yay!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 10:24 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

wow Kindl nice play.  it’s little defensive plays like that, that don’t really get noticed, that matter.  nobody notices because you did it right.  I remember a defenseman who won 7 Norris trophies while nobody really noticed…

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:24 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

My GCL feed is so far behind Miller just scored to put them up 2-0 on Anaheim

Posted by Valek on 03/25/13 at 10:22 PM ET

Surprised they didnt black it out right before he scored

Posted by Hootinani on 03/25/13 at 10:24 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Got that from winginit in Motown.  I laughed hard at my belly, whore-style, for several minutes when I saw it.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 03/25/13 at 10:24 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

balz

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:24 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

FUCH

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:24 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

fudge.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Damnit

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Ugh….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

FUCH !

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

..ugh…

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

watch Andersson tonight.  he seems to be feeling it.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

not a chance for gus

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Ken, shutty

Posted by Hootinani on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Yak in the box

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 03/25/13 at 10:23 PM ET

Yak outta the box.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wally stoned

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Filpi earning his paycheck.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 03/25/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Ken. Shut. Whore. Mouth. Now!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/25/13 at 10:27 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

15:59 DET D. Brunner (11) Wrist - ASST:  I. White (3) AND J. Kindl (8)

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/25/13 at 10:27 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

shot it at the goalie.  ugh Flip.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:27 PM ET

whorestyle's avatar

hahahahaha….just found the ultimate av pic

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

PHX of the 15% PP - - EGAD

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:28 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

I remember a defenseman who won 7 Norris trophies while nobody really noticed…

I’ve always told people his game was so subtle that you almost had to watch Nick on a nightly basis to really understand how great he was.  Luckily we got to do that for twenty years.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/25/13 at 10:28 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

7:56 Damien Brunner 11 (Assists: Ian White 3, Jakub Kindl 8)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/25/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

shot it at the goalie.  ugh Flip.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 03/25/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Cant wait for that 5mil/year mistake this offseason

Posted by Hootinani on 03/25/13 at 10:28 PM ET

calquake's avatar

hahahahaha….just found the ultimate av pic

Posted by whorestyle from Whooorze-ville, Arizona on 03/25/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Where did you find that picture of my ex?  Probably at a rest stop near Pittsburgh.

Posted by calquake on 03/25/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice play Kronner

The ‘Yotes choke a 3-1, wow.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/25/13 at 10:30 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Come on, Smitty, gotta watch those hospital passes up the middle.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/25/13 at 10:30 PM ET

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