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All Routes To Mankato Are Closed: There’s A Killer On The Road

"Little House" never scared me. Sure, when Mary went blind and that little skank Nellie started tricking on her 16th birthday? Disturbing.  But never scared, really.  It wasn't a scary show. It was family. It was Pa battling a few broken ribs to protect the clan from savage rats. It was Mr. Angel, wasted on corn whiskey but lovable. It was Albert with the lisp stoned to the bejesus belt on morphine up in the hay loft.

The Ingalls sisters stayed grounded.  And we loved them for it.  But they never had to deal with the likes of a really bad man. 

Well, tonite they do. Tonite, Little House is back in a stirring return on FS-Detroit, brought to you by the Bernstein Law Firm and that idiotic sports store who claims "the strike is over."  And don't you think for a second it's going to be all giggles and light. No.

The Ingalls sisters leave the innocence of Walnut Grove and travel east to the mean streets of Detroit. It's there that Mary and Laura, together again because they each have agents now, find out that the world can be much more cruel and sinister than just the leering gaze of Nels Olsen at the tail end of a barn dance.  Tonite, it's the Ingalls sisters battling a serial killer, a sociopath, a wacked out toothless bearded bastard who wreaked havoc in the Rockies ten years ago and hasn't stopped killing since.

Little Half Pint and her blind dimwitted sister Mary take to the ice in Detroit tonite, a place they could have called home had they not elected to live together in harmony and song for the rest of their Cup-less lives.

Bring it ladies.  Our Serial Killer awaits and his brain is squirming like a frigging toad.  It's a live blog, bitches.

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Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The Joe looks empty.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/25/13 at 08:40 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Q with the lovely turnover.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/25/13 at 08:40 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I can’t find the game on Center Ice in Canada… WTF???

Is there NHL Network in Canada?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:40 PM ET

monkey's avatar

full bean coffee as compared to what? half bean and horse dung?

Yes.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:41 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

the feed switched to a wild feed.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:42 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Lashoff with the trip?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:42 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

The PK of death gets it’s chance.  Fasten your seatbelts.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/25/13 at 08:43 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Pareezee? What a douche.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:43 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

the feed switched to a wild feed.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 07:42 PM ET

Pretty much grounds for me to stop watching…

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 01/25/13 at 08:44 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“Little Half Pint and her blind dimwitted sister Mary ... “

... still gigling.

LOL

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice stick Huskins

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:45 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

jimmy’s dong is large sofar tonight.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:45 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

http://www.livecaststream.net/

Poor quality FSD feed

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 01/25/13 at 08:45 PM ET

alukacs's avatar

@monkey - We have NHL network, but that is blocked for me… and the game is not on it… stupid…

Posted by alukacs on 01/25/13 at 08:46 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

JIMMAH - - wow

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:46 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

Jimmah!

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

wow

and

yikes

that was close for smitty

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

arrrrrrrrrrg. and the XM feed is aboot 8 seconds ahead of the vidio.

go go jimmy t. howard

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET

monkey's avatar

jimmy’s dong is large sofar tonight

Does his wife know?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

JIMMAH!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Queasy doing a little stick work on Douche boi.  Finally, something productive outta that guy.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/25/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

finally - -good grief

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:48 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Wings being completely dominated. Again.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 01/25/13 at 08:48 PM ET

monkey's avatar

monkey - We have NHL network, but that is blocked for me… and the game is not on it… stupid…

Well, I’m sorry, but you got fuched.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:49 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

shots 6-2 not the wings

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:49 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

WelCome back Bertuzzi, lets see some ACTION!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/25/13 at 08:50 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

PK of death, Part ii…enjoy

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/25/13 at 08:50 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

hope that wasn’t pav with a high stick

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:50 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wings losing the puck battles.  Not good

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:50 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Hiuh? Datsyuk?


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/25/13 at 08:51 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

damn buckets - - clear the puck

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:52 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

wow we suck

Posted by MoreShoot on 01/25/13 at 08:52 PM ET

peiz11's avatar

Not a good sign when pav goes to the box. Jimmy needs to stand on his head tonight. Gonna be a long one.

Posted by peiz11 from Minneapolis on 01/25/13 at 08:53 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Little Mary Half Pint.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:53 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

dk of death or pp of puke… six of one half a dozen the other…

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:53 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

dk of death

pk of death

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/25/13 at 08:53 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Huskins is the Wings best defenseman.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:54 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The AHL-er Huskins, one of DET’s better “D”  - - yikes

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:54 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Offsides my ass. *#$%@& you.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/25/13 at 08:55 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wonder if DET is going to bother to show up tonight?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/25/13 at 08:56 PM ET

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