Abel to Yzerman
Abstinence Is The Only Cure
by IwoCPO on 02/23/13 at 06:30 PM ET
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We've endured losing streaks before. Usually in February, like this one. Only those were different because our midget commissioner hadn't ordered a five-month snow day.
This one is horribler, a word I rarely use but it's a real word because I checked. It's horribler because if there's one thing we learned from The Natural, it's that losing is a disease as contagious as syphilis. I don't want to catch sypilis and I've taken certain steps over the course of my life to ensure I haven't. But if losing is contagious like that disease does that mean only the players themselves will catch it or the fans too? I do not want syphilis.
Please win. I'm allergic to penicillin and I really dislike Nashville.
It's a Live Blog bitches. We're all in serious trouble.
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That’s weird, off side, the audio is ahead of the video.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/23/13 at 08:09 PM ET
Thank Helm.
NHLGC live has FSD.
This team may be elbows deep in yesterday’s dog yummies, but at least the wife and I get to hear Ken and Mick while we watch.
Posted by ThreeWingCircus from European tour on 02/23/13 at 08:09 PM ET
Kindl gives it up and almost ends up in the back of the net. Dang.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/23/13 at 08:11 PM ET
No telling if the team are?
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/23/13 at 07:06 PM ET
Par for the course unfortunately.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 08:11 PM ET
Afternoon all!
“horribler”: verb, meaning; to be horrible, er.
LGRW !!!!!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/23/13 at 08:12 PM ET
The Griff’s line have great speed
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/23/13 at 08:12 PM ET
Hey Rummy, good to see you - - maybe you’re the missing good luck charm
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/23/13 at 08:13 PM ET
Thanks Okie. Got in a little fly fishing. Now its back to rum & hockey.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/23/13 at 08:14 PM ET
Yeah Boyz!!!!!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/23/13 at 08:15 PM ET
Yes, MILLER, thanks, glad I asked for something COLD!
GO WINGS!!!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/23/13 at 08:15 PM ET
It’s Miller time!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 08:15 PM ET
I love Mickey’s observations.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/23/13 at 08:16 PM ET
I suggest wings coaching staff use a clip of miller “going hard to the net” as a teachable moment for some of the passengers on this team
Posted by Down River Dan on 02/23/13 at 08:17 PM ET
Thanks Okie. Got in a little fly fishing. Now its back to rum & hockey.
Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, looking for a goal… on 02/23/13 at 07:14 PM ET
hey, rummy. where the flies biting?
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/23/13 at 08:17 PM ET
Geebuz Buckets
damn near cost us
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 02/23/13 at 08:17 PM ET
Islanders send down DiPietro to work on game
They need someone to run the zamboni.
Posted by calquake on 02/23/13 at 08:17 PM ET
JIMMAH!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/23/13 at 08:17 PM ET
5:11 Drew Miller 2 (Assists: Niklas Kronwall 10, Patrick Eaves 3)
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/23/13 at 08:18 PM ET
Quick whistle.
Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 02/23/13 at 07:18 PM ET
A good thing too!
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/23/13 at 08:18 PM ET
Ah, if only Helm could return. I’d love to see the Miller/Helm/Eaves line again…
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/23/13 at 08:19 PM ET
hey, rummy. where the flies biting?
Eastern Sierras. Great trout fishing right now.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/23/13 at 08:19 PM ET
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