Abel to Yzerman
All of our employers can thank one Gary Leonore Bettman for our lack of productivity tomorrow morning…again. Those of you staying up to watch this game have serious issues. You, most likely, have to be up for work in roughly 7 hours. Look at yourselves. Where are your priorities?
Exactly. Crack ‘em if you got ‘em. Ducky broadcast team just announced Todd Marchant’s out too. They also said the primary goal is to shut down the ______ line. Shocking.
The Attendance Dilemma even has the reputable mainstreamers sniffing glue. Bob Duff, who typically keeps a level head for the Windsor Star, has bought into the Euro-conspiracy.
Study the history of this so-called Hockeytown and one thing you’ll learn is this: They don’t take a hankering to foreigners.
When things went wrong for the Wings in the 1990s, it was always Sergei Fedorov’s fault. Hasek and Datsyuk took much of the heat for last season’s playoff departure.
Whether they come on four wheels or two blades, the Motor City won’t pay for imports.
Yes, we’re going to make it official. Name the Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Homer line. Send in your suggestions and we’ll vote and happiness will ensue, as usual. What do you get? Why does it always have to be about “getting something”? You get the warmth that accompanies seeing your brilliance used again and again within the cozy confines of A2Y.
So you get jack squat.
So nice to see you. Just when we thought USA Today had come to their senses, here you are again to enlighten us with your glow of genius.
The Central Division looks interesting.
I think that may be the first time in four years anyone’s been stupid enough to actually put that thought in print. But Ted Montgomery doesn’t stop there.
I told you I wasn’t going to talk about attendance anymore, so I will today. But only because my hand has been forced…again. Apparently, there’s a guy in Grand Rapids who hosts some show on some radio station that some people probably listen to.
I don’t know if Bill Simonson is genetically an idiot, or if today was the exception. I don’t know because I’ve never heard of him before.
Kris Draper’s a frigging rebel. On a night when the boxscore could have made an emphatic statement, he had to go and throw a shorty in there. If not for his unassisted goal in the second the entire scoresheet would have been dominated by the to this point unnamed Zetterberg, Homer and Datsyuk line.
Aaron Downey’s in tonight. The Kings’ announcers just informed us Samuelsson’s out with a groin. Hadn’t heard that until then. Teddy Kulfan blogged earlier tonight that he was out, but couldn’t offer a reason.
Via Red Wings’ TV available on Center Ice online (yes, I caved). Let’s try this out and see how it looks.
JV Digger George Sipple posted a few paragraphs about Aaron Downey obtaining his work visa today. Personally, I have no idea how an NHL player waits this long to get something like that done. Does it have to be renewed every year? How come it’s always the fringe guys who have visa problems? Anyway, the blog post led to some good conversation in the comment section that I’ll point out to you now. The topic? The relevance of the tough guy on a Wing roster.
TEAM TOUGHNESS, not an enforcer is what we need most. Team toughness is backed by having an enforcer that can step in if needed. No team can afford a goon. Drake and Downey have other skills too just like Probert. He still holds a DRW record for most points in a playoff year. Guess who he topped to get that one??? Number 9
I’m going on Ebay today, and I’m selling the Stress Train. We won’t be needing it this year. Of that I’m convinced. Why?
Because Barry says we’re the best in the west.
About Abel to Yzerman
Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: firstname.lastname@example.org