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As if you didn't need another good reason for hockey season to finally start....Appalachian State 34-Michigan 32. Hail, hail to Michigan the champions of the.... Shut up.

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It’s September.  That Makes Me Happy.

What? I’ve returned from a thirteen-day sabbatical and life is nifty.  We’ll do a little round-up this morning then get back into a regular routine of posting.  Stand by because the Empire of Blogs is going to look completely different in a matter of hours, or days…real soon.  Paul’s been working all summer on a site revamp and it’s going to be real frigging cool.  It could happen any minute.  Keep hitting refresh every 22 seconds.

Camp opens in two weeks up in TC.  September 14th we’ll open up the voting for the official replacement for Fire on Ice.  This week we’ll review the submissions and make fun of each of them.  There’s still time to send in your own art so get to it.

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“Screwed”: Fedorov Still Bitter

Woops.  Sergei Fedorov, steadfast in his refusal to speak with Russian media, spoke with the Russian media again yesterday.  And, if the reports are accurate, it would appear the chances of a return to Hockeytown are as slim as ever.  A2Y’s Russian correspondent, working out of his Wisconsin home office, provides this translation to a Sport-Express article that ran last evening.

It’s the business.  And when in this business someone tries to screw you, it greatly activates those qualities I used to fight through and win all those years.  Perseverance, judgment of the general situation, my career…  Do you understand what I am talking about?  We agreed about a certain contract with the club’s management, and I found a completely different one the next day when I came to sign it.  No one really knows of this story.  I really didn’t have a good “aftertaste” after leaving Detroit.

 

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Shifting The “C”

You know it’s August when the first thing I’ve posted in five days is a story about moving a letter 8 inches from port to starboard, or starboard to port depending on your viewpoint.  The Wings will be the only team in the league to alter the traditional placement of the captain’s “C”.

The first thing you notice about Nicklas Lidstrom’s new jersey is the “C.” It’s on the right side, instead of the left…The letters had to be moved because the new jerseys are made of multiple panels, and there wasn’t room for them above the tip of the Winged Wheel on the left side without hitting a seam. And if you look at some old Wings photos, that’s actually been done before, too.”

More on the moving of the “C” and the alternate “A"s, plus confirmation that some of our larger friends will be showing a bit more than we’re all comfortable with due to the “form fitting” style.

 

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Osgood In For The Long Haul

Newsflash for The Osgood Puck Bunny Nation: Deep breath girls, he plans on sticking around for a while.  Via the Vernon Morning Star.

Chris Osgood wants to play five more years in the NHL. He would be 40. Shouldn’t be a problem considering Chris Chelios will be 46 and Dominik Hasek 43 next January. Age is not considered a weakness with the Detroit Red Wings.

To help him reach that pinnacle, Osgood takes care of his body year-round. He, and other pro hockey players who call Vernon home in the off-season, hire a personal trainer and get pushed hard enough to give them an edge going into training camp.

“I’m finding the older you get, the more you have to train to stay in shape and to stay quick,” said Osgood, moments after a dryland session with Rhonda Catt.

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Your Friday Week In Review

Good morning troopers. First, let’s all congratulate our Detroit Tigers on earning a split with those tough D-Rays.  For those of you who claim allegiance to the Tigers and Wings (allowed, by the way), here’s some encouraging news:  if the Tigers are to win 98 games, a reasonable number if a playoff berth is in the cards, they have to go 35-13 over their last 48.  In other words, every game down the stretch is vital. 

Now…Wing fans.  Can you imagine the lines forming for that kind of stress train?  At some point, we’re going to find out what it’s like to worry and fret over just getting into the playoffs.  Kinda like Dive fans had to last year…for nought of course.

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Happy Birthday Budd Lynch

Great story from the Detroit News’ Neil Rubin.

Now he wears a bulky ring commemorating the 2002 championship, with his name and a replica of the Cup and a thimbleful of diamond chips. “The players got mad,” Lynch says, setting up another punch line at his own expense. With his fingers swollen from arthritis, “I got more gold than they did.”

Lynch has seen more Red Wings games than anyone on the planet, and, as he likes to point out, he’s never bought a ticket. As best he can remember, he’s never missed a day at the microphone.

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August In Toronto

David Shoalts, the writer who “broke” the “Bowman to Toronto, no really I mean it” story over the weekend was on Sportsnet radio this afternoon.  Predictably, he backpedaled, tossed some alibis (a close friend of Bowman’s told him it wasn’t “complete hogwash”), then started dropping names left and right. 

 

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Entry #8: Below The Fold

It took us 8 contestants to reach this point, but our “Ditch The Fire On Ice Campaign Before The Rest Of The Hockey World Realizes Just How Sad Our Marketing Strategies Really Are” contest has finally attracted the attention of Cinemax viewers.

For some reason, I think this one may get a few votes in September.

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Blue Lines and Bowman

So I guess the stress train we all rode last May is kind of a rental, eh?  I’m thinking that while we had it bursting at the seams a few times, they may have to add a couple cars to fit all the Tiger fans aboard.  If you’re finding the other Ilitch organ-I-zation to be a cause of current (and hopefully temporary) sorrow, all I can offer you is a little hockey news to distract you for a few minutes. 

We start with the D. Markov Dilemma, a continuation of it.  Last week Khan(!)‘s wisdom prompted us to finally come to this conclusion

...public overtures to Markov may be for show.  As it stands right now, there’s just no room for the guy.  There’s no animosity there, just the reality of a stacked blue line and a bit of a bind where Meech is concerned.  It would seem, and it’s kind of embarrassing that it’s taken me this long to figure it out, that the day Rafalski signed Markov’s ticket out of Detroit was stamped.

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com

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