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While we’re kicking tires? Let’s kick the dive while they’re down

I've been forwarded to Rhode Island for the next two weeks.  That means I'll be a little scarce.  I'll be checking in from time to time to read HockeyinDB's daily life lessons, but thumbing the phone gets old. 

If our man on the scene, Tick Tock, goes all nutso and actually trades someone for someone else? I'll probably write about it or something.   If no deals, I'll be "studying".

The worst team in hockey is visiting the Joe and this is a live blog, bitches.

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Rumbear's avatar

Did ya all get your order in for Drone Ammo?

http://www.luckygunner.com/12ga-3-uranium-drone-load-tacnition-5-rounds

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 08:05 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

2nd intermission ...

... send in the clowns

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/01/13 at 08:06 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

15 shots by the Avs….3 by Kindl.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 08:07 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Did ya all get your order in for Drone Ammo?

http://www.luckygunner.com/12ga-3-uranium-drone-load-tacnition-5-rounds

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, procrastilaxin….whore style on 04/01/13 at 09:05 PM ET

Depleted uranium buckshot?  That might be the best ever April 1st ad I’ve ever seen.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/01/13 at 08:07 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

How come I’m just finding out Jay Bow is going to St Louis, did that just happen?

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/01/13 at 08:08 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

did that just happen?

Yup, sometime between Kind’s 2nd and 3rd shot

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 08:09 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Did ya all get your order in for Drone Ammo?

Why is it depleted?  I want full on fission.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 08:09 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Yes, Bill. About 15 minutes ago.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/01/13 at 08:09 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

15 shots by the Avs….3 by Kindl.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, procrastilaxin….whore style on 04/01/13 at 09:07 PM ET

PRICELESS

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 04/01/13 at 08:09 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

How come I’m just finding out Jay Bow is going to St Louis, did that just happen?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/01/13 at 09:08 PM ET

yep, announced within the last 20 minutes

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/01/13 at 08:09 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Franzen must have told himself after his five-goal outburst against the mighty Sens in a meaningless game two years ago: “My work issss complete, I retire now”

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/01/13 at 08:09 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

these highly effective 12 gauge shells that can turn even Joe Biden’s double barrel shotgun into an instant anti-aircraft platform.

hey, hey,he…

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 08:10 PM ET

Vladimir16's avatar

Franzen must have told himself after his five-goal outburst against the mighty Sens in a meaningless game two years ago: “My work issss complete, I retire now”
   
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    from Sault Ste Marie on 04/01/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Yeah, no shit eh? It’s gonna be awesome next year when we have him and Flip sucking up 10 mil a year, floating around, not shooting, playing without passion. Can’t wait

Posted by Vladimir16 from Grand River Valley on 04/01/13 at 08:11 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

an instant anti-aircraft platform. Specially formulated propellant is capable of launching 9 pellets of depleted uranium rounds up to 1 km straight up into the air. With accurate shot placement, this armor piercing buckshot will disable vital systems on modern military drones.

Now I understand.  I didn’t see a shotgun’s range being effective against drones, but this a different category altogether.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/01/13 at 08:12 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

By my count.. The flames now have three first round picks.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/01/13 at 08:13 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Now I understand.  I didn’t see a shotgun’s range being effective against drones, but this a different category altogether.

The uranium creates a miniature nuclear blast, thus adding even more boost.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Colquhoun's avatar

these highly effective 12 gauge shells that can turn even Joe Biden’s double barrel shotgun into an instant anti-aircraft platform.

410, no doubt

Posted by Colquhoun on 04/01/13 at 08:14 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Another motivation to hope the Blows miss the playoffs with J Bo on the team now. He has never played a playoff game. Here’s to keeping that streak goin.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/01/13 at 08:15 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

By my count.. The flames now have three first round picks.

Geebus. The average age between Alberta’s two NHL teams in a few years will be 16.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/01/13 at 08:15 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

The Cawks got Handzus from San Jose. Why in the FURL can Tick Tock not make any furling trade happen?

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/01/13 at 08:16 PM ET

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Flip and a fourth rounder for Jagr.

White and Emmerton for Yandle.

Just kicking tires…

Posted by maltby18 on 04/01/13 at 08:19 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

At this point, I’d be skeptical of Tick Tock being able to negotiate a deal on a used Buick…

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 08:19 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

A lot of games tonight involving teams just behind Detroit.  Hoping they all lose and flatline.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/01/13 at 08:22 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

The Cawks got Handzus from San Jose. Why in the FURL can Tick Tock not make any furling trade happen?

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/01/13 at 09:16 PM ET

He. Likes. This. Team.

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 08:22 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Hoot. I. Don’t. Give. A. Flying. Furl! Grow some balls!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/01/13 at 08:24 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Dock needs to Shut. Whore. Mouth.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/01/13 at 08:26 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Hoot. I. Don’t. Give. A. Flying. Furl! Grow some balls!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/01/13 at 09:24 PM ET

ahhh, dont yell at me!!!

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 08:26 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

At this point, I’d be skeptical of Tick Tock being able to negotiate a deal on a used Buick…

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, procrastilaxin….whore style on 04/01/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Welcome to the party

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/01/13 at 08:27 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

Hey bitches. I’m drunk and just tuning in. I only wanted to comment to give kudos for HD’S new nickname.

Game on!

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/01/13 at 08:27 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I’m hoping Babs scratched Samuelsson for Nyquist because it was just the obvious right thing to do, not because Sammy was ailing.

Even if Sammy had been good before being injured, he couldn’t be expected to compete so soon and be anywhere near Nyquist speed.

Sammy will be a cap buyout, or something, this summer.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/01/13 at 08:27 PM ET

Colquhoun's avatar

NBC needs to play instrumental intros to rock songs during stoppinges of play.  Like at the rink.

Posted by Colquhoun on 04/01/13 at 08:27 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Time to get hard and get nasty.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 08:28 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

In my boredom of the intermission. I did find out there was a player in the NHL with the name Haken Loob. Now that’s is the shit right there.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/01/13 at 08:28 PM ET

monkey's avatar

At this point, I’d be skeptical of Tick Tock being able to negotiate a deal on a used Buick…

$3 million per year for five years.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 08:28 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Mick just called Bouwmeester a “whore”

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/01/13 at 08:29 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

D Mac is 41?  He showed up on that cable show Hardcore Pawn and looked OLD! Certainly not 41.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 08:29 PM ET

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These clowns going to realize there’s a game going on, or continue to talk out their ass?

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/01/13 at 08:29 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Mick just called Bouwmeester a “whore”

Seriously?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 08:29 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

I did find out there was a player in the NHL with the name Haken Loob

Remember him well

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/01/13 at 08:30 PM ET

monkey's avatar

These clowns going to realize there’s a game going on, or continue to talk out their ass?

This is a rhetorical question.  It has to be.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 08:30 PM ET

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