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While we’re kicking tires? Let’s kick the dive while they’re down

I've been forwarded to Rhode Island for the next two weeks.  That means I'll be a little scarce.  I'll be checking in from time to time to read HockeyinDB's daily life lessons, but thumbing the phone gets old. 

If our man on the scene, Tick Tock, goes all nutso and actually trades someone for someone else? I'll probably write about it or something.   If no deals, I'll be "studying".

The worst team in hockey is visiting the Joe and this is a live blog, bitches.

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monkey's avatar

Albuquerque!

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Blind squirrel just found a nut

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Fuching Sparty - - YEAH Babay

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

The Garbage Man strikes again

Hey, I’ll take it.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Goal!!!

There, at least I’m not a game-wrecker

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Abby gets his first of the night!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Abby-doooooooooooooooooooooooooo

swinging n a hit on the curve

1-0

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I’m finding me another feed.  You guys are about thirty seconds ahead.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 07:07 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

And of course, a penalty

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:07 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Good Job.. Abby.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/01/13 at 07:07 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

somebody should toss the refs a rulebook.

However, a player is permitted accidental contact on an opponent if the act is committed as a normal windup or follow through of a shooting motion.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/01/13 at 07:07 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

Darth Gator!

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 04/01/13 at 07:07 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Piano Man!  Banking in off of his giant balls.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 07:07 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

What? The Piano Man!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/01/13 at 07:07 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Who is Andersson?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 07:07 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

I’m finding me another feed.  You guys are about thirty seconds ahead.
Posted by SYF from a deadline acquisition deal on 04/01/13 at 08:07 PM ET

Just wait thirty seconds before hitting F5.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:08 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Mickey, please, just stop it with the Dats heart Abby BS

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 07:08 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The Wings PK, the cure for what ails ya.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/01/13 at 07:08 PM ET

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Feel free to ignore the two-hander at the ankles Anderson took right before the high-stick.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/01/13 at 07:08 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I don’t know if anyone else on the team has more nicknames than Ankleraper…

... dare I say he has 19?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/01/13 at 07:08 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Who is Andersson?
Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 04/01/13 at 08:07 PM ET

His name is Neo.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:08 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Whats with all the beards on the Avs team?  Are these the “Hopin we get into the playoffs” beards?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 07:09 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Who is Andersson?

he is the one

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/01/13 at 07:10 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Feel free to ignore the two-hander at the ankles Anderson took right before the high-stick.

Posted by Valek on 04/01/13 at 08:08 PM ET

Same bullshit as last year, a penalty call within a minute or 2 of any goal scored against the goal scorers

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 07:10 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Whats with all the beards on the Avs team?  Are these the “Hopin we get into the playoffs” beards?

They live in Denver, man.  When in Rome and all that.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 07:10 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

he is the one
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/01/13 at 08:10 PM ET

There can be only one.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:10 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Same bullshit as last year, a penalty call within a minute or 2 of any goal scored against the goal scorers

poorly constructed sentence, but you know what I mean

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 07:11 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

15:57 Justin Abdelkader (7) Tip-In - Assists: J. Franzen (12) & N. Kronwall (20)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 04/01/13 at 07:11 PM ET

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Whats with all the beards on the Avs team?  Are these the “Hopin we get into the playoffs” beards?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, procrastilaxin….whore style on 04/01/13 at 08:09 PM ET

More like “I’m on the lam from a beastiality charge” beards.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/01/13 at 07:11 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Mules 2 minutes of effort for the night - - he’s all in now.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/01/13 at 07:11 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

No, that was a shot Creepy McCreep.

Nice hustle by Cocoa.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/01/13 at 07:11 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Colonel Klink.  That’s a funny reference.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 07:11 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

See ya in the third. Off to commune with LA traffic

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:12 PM ET

monkey's avatar

There can be only one.

So he’s the Highlander.  Got it.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 07:12 PM ET

SYF's avatar

More like “I’m on the lam from a beastiality charge” beards.

Posted by Valek on 04/01/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Holy shit!

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 07:12 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Are you fuchin kidding me?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/01/13 at 07:13 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

So he’s the Highlander.  Got it.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 04/01/13 at 08:12 PM ET

Nope, Christopher Lambert, but close.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/01/13 at 07:13 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET have a pulse - - barely

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/01/13 at 07:13 PM ET

monkey's avatar

More like “I’m on the lam from a beastiality charge” beards.

Classic.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 07:14 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Okay, so it’s just the first period of the first time I’ve seen Cocoacovoco…or whatever, but so far, he’s been good.

Thank you, Rigs, for the late period BS.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 07:14 PM ET

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