Kukla's Korner

Abel to Yzerman

While we’re kicking tires? Let’s kick the dive while they’re down

I've been forwarded to Rhode Island for the next two weeks.  That means I'll be a little scarce.  I'll be checking in from time to time to read HockeyinDB's daily life lessons, but thumbing the phone gets old. 

If our man on the scene, Tick Tock, goes all nutso and actually trades someone for someone else? I'll probably write about it or something.   If no deals, I'll be "studying".

The worst team in hockey is visiting the Joe and this is a live blog, bitches.

Filed in: | Abel to Yzerman | Permalink
 

Comments

« Previous       ‹ First  < 2 3 4 5 6 >  Last ›      Next »

SYF's avatar

Assless Chaps.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 06:51 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Poor Gordie, it looks like the lights are on but nobody’s home. I read somewhere yesterday that yesterday was likely his last public appearance.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 06:53 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Kindls gotten all shooty today

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 06:53 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Evening all….how they looking?  Is Cocavecolacola re-injured yet?

The worst team in hockey is visiting the Joe

You mean the Avs…right Chief?

Chief?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/01/13 at 06:54 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Fils interefered with from the blueline all the way in to the Dives’ net.  Of course, no call.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 06:54 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

9:00 without giving up a goal. Pretty good.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/01/13 at 06:55 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Evening all….how they looking?  Is Cocavecolacola re-injured yet?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, procrastilaxin….whore style on 04/01/13 at 07:54 PM ET

He hasn’t fizzled out yet

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 06:55 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Good “D” by White

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/01/13 at 06:55 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Evening all….how they looking?  Is Cocavecolacola re-injured yet?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, procrastilaxin….whore style on 04/01/13 at 07:54 PM ET

Nothing yet either way.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/01/13 at 06:55 PM ET

monkey's avatar

what the *#$%@& are these guys talking about?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 06:55 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I really like your hard work along the boards, Ass.  wELL dONE.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 06:56 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Kindls gotten all shooty today

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Somebody on this team has to.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 04/01/13 at 06:56 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Evening all….how they looking?  Is Cocavecolacola re-injured yet?

Tires are being kicked.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 06:56 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Cleary first in on the forecheck. Line change?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 06:57 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Emmer just threw the check of the game.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 06:57 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Wow…only watched a few minutes and it already feels like a girls soccer game

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/01/13 at 06:57 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Emmer just threw the check of the game.

Posted by SYF from a deadline acquisition deal on 04/01/13 at 07:57 PM ET

Sure that wasn’t Tootoo? He’s lit up Mountain Man Zanon twice…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/01/13 at 06:57 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Kindls gotten all shooty today

Flip should take notes.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 06:58 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Wow…only watched a few minutes and it already feels like a girls soccer game
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 04/01/13 at 07:57 PM ET

Don’t be dissin’ girl’s soccer like that.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 06:58 PM ET

SYF's avatar

RedM, I think you’re right.  I got the game on mute for obvious reasons.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 06:58 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice pass to the AV,

fuching Mule - - useless for DET - - not the opponent

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/01/13 at 06:59 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Fuch you, Ass.  Nice scoring chance you gave there to the Dives.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 07:00 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

RedM, I think you’re right.  I got the game on mute for obvious reasons.

Posted by SYF from a deadline acquisition deal on 04/01/13 at 07:58 PM ET

Save braincells?

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 07:00 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Nice pass to the AV,

fuching Mule - - useless for DET - - not the opponent

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 04/01/13 at 07:59 PM ET

Fuch you, Ass.  Nice scoring chance you gave there to the Dives.

Posted by SYF from a deadline acquisition deal on 04/01/13 at 08:00 PM ET

Not that I’m defending him—far from it—but he’ll probably score 2 tonight.

Ass.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/01/13 at 07:00 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Save braincells?

Posted by Hootinani on 04/01/13 at 08:00 PM ET

My humanity, actually.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 07:01 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Kindls gotten all shooty today
Flip should take notes.
Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 04/01/13 at 07:58 PM ET

It’s a little late for that or osmosis. The only thing Flip needs to note is his flight time and gate number on his way through Metro, if TSA is done freaking out over shaving cream

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:01 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

Avs have a new slgon this year. April in the B for basement.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 04/01/13 at 07:01 PM ET

monkey's avatar

shaving cream

EVERYBODY DOWN

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 07:02 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Not that I’m defending him—far from it—but he’ll probably score 2 tonight.

Ass.

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 04/01/13 at 08:00 PM ET

Own goal.

There.  I said it.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 07:02 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Own goal.
There.  I said it.
Posted by SYF from a deadline acquisition deal on 04/01/13 at 08:02 PM ET

Calling it whore style. Work it, baby.

Sad thing is, I concur.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:03 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET are fuching lighting it up tonight, eh boys?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/01/13 at 07:04 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Just catching up on the LB after the Tigers’ opener.  A two-win day would be pretty sweet? How they looking so far?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 04/01/13 at 07:04 PM ET

monkey's avatar

How they looking so far?

They’re not losing.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/01/13 at 07:04 PM ET

Avatar

Yeah, that wasn’t offsides…...but let’s call because “I couldn’t tell”

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/01/13 at 07:04 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Just catching up on the LB after the Tigers’ opener.  A two-win day would be pretty sweet? How they looking so far?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 04/01/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Just on the good side of “indifferent.”

 

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/01/13 at 07:04 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Just catching up on the LB after the Tigers’ opener.  A two-win day would be pretty sweet? How they looking so far?
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 04/01/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Like a girl’s soccer team wearing assless chaps.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/01/13 at 07:05 PM ET

SYF's avatar

How they looking so far?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 04/01/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Dives have two quality scoring chances.  One of which is future Dive, Ass.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/01/13 at 07:05 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

where all the Home Keys haters at?

booyah

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

With his stick no less.

Go boy!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

GOAL!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 04/01/13 at 07:06 PM ET

« Previous       ‹ First  < 2 3 4 5 6 >  Last ›      Next »

Add a Comment

Please limit embedded image or media size to 575 pixels wide.

Add your own avatar by joining Kukla's Korner, or logging in and uploading one in your member control panel.

Captchas bug you? Join KK or log in and you won't have to bother.

Smileys

Notify me of follow-up comments?

Feed

Most Recent Blog Posts

About Abel to Yzerman

Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com