Ted Knight in Caddyshack is the greatest acting performance of our generation.
And we have a decision on our hands. But the decision you make, as most decisions made here, will have absolutely no impact on anything whatsoever. All it’s going to do is pass the time and give us something to talk about.
The playoffs are close and I have lost any ability I ever had to tie consecutive sentences together that carry any sort of similar meaning.
Please give me one reason why we shouldn’t see this again during the postseason run to 12.
Anyway. Decision time bitches. You choose your first-rounder. The French kid’s left leg wasn’t strong enough to get the Poultry two points tonite. So I guess we’re looking at something like this:
6. X - Columbus 92
7. X - Anaheim 91
8. X - St. Louis 90
A BBBBs regulation win vaults them to 6th, and pushes the BJ’s down to 7th and the Poultry 8th. Otherwise, we get Poultry.
For the uninitiated, “BBBB” stands for Bitter Bitch Brittle Blues. They play tomorrow. 1700. In Denver of all places. We might have to Live Blog that bitch.
That’s Alzy’s math above, his formula. I can’t figure it out. Even after seeing it broken down like that. Blues win, we play Columbus. Blues lose we play Anaheim. No chance of St. Louis. I think.
Vote. Bitches.
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