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We Are In Cal-Gary Tonight, Looking For 2 Wins In A Row

Paul here for Bill who has been very busy, so it is my turn to make sure this team of ours wins their 2nd game in a row while on their western Canada road swing.

To ensure the Wings score at least five goals tonight, we go back almost three years...

Remember this?

Hopefully the Lidstrom goal acts as a good luck charm for the Wings tonight, because truthfully we need goals at this point in time.

With that, it is a live blog b$#^*#@!

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Hootinani's avatar

While these Varlamov jokes are in extremely poor taste, we are in the right venue for said taste.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:05 PM ET

its all I know

Posted by Hootinani on 11/01/13 at 11:07 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Just about finished downloading “This is the End” in case I need cheering up after this one.  I’ve heard good things and hope it is a good movie as I haven’t seen a good one in a while.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:08 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Kilt it!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 11/01/13 at 11:08 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Who was the victim of the domestic violence - a female ?

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 11/01/13 at 11:05 PM ET

Darren Garcia.

Posted by calquake on 11/01/13 at 11:09 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:08 PM ET

Its fuching hilarious

Posted by Hootinani on 11/01/13 at 11:09 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Pavel bein’ a surly bitch with the stripe shirts—I kinda like it.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 11/01/13 at 11:09 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Datsyuk with the great defensive play to break up the scoring chance after the long stretch pass to Happy Hookers.

And Dangles mouths off to the refs about the missed calls.  You know it must be bad if Datsyuk is bitching about it.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:10 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Ding ding ding. Cal with the winnah.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 11/01/13 at 11:10 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Who was the victim of the domestic violence - a female ?
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 11/01/13 at 11:05 PM ET

Darren Garcia.
Posted by calquake on 11/01/13 at 11:09 PM ET

Not that kinda female. 

Seriously, anybody know xactly what he is accused of?

Posted by Trish from Tampa/Clearwater FL on 11/01/13 at 11:11 PM ET

Stevis's avatar

You know it must be bad if Datsyuk is bitching about it.

There goes his Byng.

Posted by Stevis on 11/01/13 at 11:12 PM ET

SYF's avatar

PP for the Wings.

I almost can’t look.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 11/01/13 at 11:12 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Seriously, anybody know xactly what he is accused of?

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 11/01/13 at 11:11 PM ET

Forcefully taking his girlfriend (or ex) somewhere other than her home after shoving her against a wall

charges were Kidnapping and Domestic Assault

Posted by Hootinani on 11/01/13 at 11:13 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Not that kinda female.

Color me perplexed…..

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 11/01/13 at 11:13 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Seriously, anybody know xactly what he is accused of?
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 11/01/13 at 11:11 PM ET

Domestic violence and attempted kidnapping on his girlfriend, the Emperor had linked to some stories about it the other day.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:13 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Seriously, anybody know xactly what he is accused of?

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 11/01/13 at 11:11 PM ET

Domestic violence.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/01/13 at 11:14 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Domestic violence and attempted kidnapping on his girlfriend, the Emperor had linked to some stories about it the other day.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:13 PM ET

Well at least he has a sympathetic coach.

Posted by calquake on 11/01/13 at 11:14 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Not that kinda female.

Seriously, anybody know xactly what he is accused of?

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 11/01/13 at 11:11 PM ET

Domestic battery.  His Russian GF said it was the fifth he beat on her.  One of those times rendered her unconscious.  He has a court date in March 2014, I think.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 11/01/13 at 11:15 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Seriously, anybody know xactly what he is accused of?

Varlamov was at Friday morning’s skate-around at the Stars’ American Airlines Center after missing Thursday’s practice because he was in court. Varlamov is facing charges of second-degree kidnapping and third-degree assault after an incident Monday in Denver with his girlfriend, Evgeniya Vavrinyuk. “

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/01/13 at 11:15 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Thx for the clarification. I hadn’t heard.

Posted by Trish from Tampa/Clearwater FL on 11/01/13 at 11:15 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by calquake on 11/01/13 at 11:14 PM ET

Roy drew up the gameplan for him and sent him over the boards.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:15 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Domestic violence and attempted kidnapping on his girlfriend,

I was not aware of the attempted kidnapping. Scumbag any way you look at it.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/01/13 at 11:16 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Dong.Huge.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 11/01/13 at 11:17 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Evgeniya Vavrinyuk. “

Hmmmm…Russian bride?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 11/01/13 at 11:17 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Did Waaaaah get thrown in the slammer too?  I thought that was Marty.

Posted by Trish from Tampa/Clearwater FL on 11/01/13 at 11:17 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Evgeniya Vavrinyuk

Gesundheit

Posted by Hootinani on 11/01/13 at 11:18 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Hmmmm…Russian bride?

http://www.anastasiadate.com ???

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/01/13 at 11:19 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Roy and Marty Brodour Vooxie. Those goalers stick together in all kinds of weather.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 11/01/13 at 11:19 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Did Waaaaah get thrown in the slammer too?  I thought that was Marty.

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 11/01/13 at 11:17 PM ET

Marty is “Daddy Uncle” and just as gross.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 11/01/13 at 11:19 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Goalies are just too high strung

you’d think in with the Colorado weed laws being what they are, that wouldn’t be a problem

Posted by Hootinani on 11/01/13 at 11:20 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Did Waaaaah get thrown in the slammer too?  I thought that was Marty.

Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 11/01/13 at 11:17 PM ET

Yea, Roy is a wife beater too.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/01/13 at 11:20 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Attempted kidnapping.  That’s a “wobbler’. I mean it either is or it isn’t. It’s a special kind of stupid that gets nailed for this.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 11/01/13 at 11:21 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Sauce wants a goal so bad right now he’s just shooting like he’s got unlimited ammo.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 11/01/13 at 11:21 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Domestic battery.  His Russian GF said it was the fifth he beat on her.  One of those times rendered her unconscious.  He has a court date in March 2014, I think.

Posted by SYF from minding the gap on 11/01/13 at 11:15 PM ET

Scumbag.

My hobby is MMA fighting (that UFC “gay cuddling” stuff to those who aren’t fans).  My former Jiu-Jitsu coach was a world champion who ended up beating up and terrorizing his PREGNANT girlfriend, basically holding her hostage at home in fear.  This while my former Muay Thai coach (who was his roommate) did nothing to stop him.

Then, after the police had to rescue the poor girl and charged him, he ended up dating a student at our MMA academy (who was an expert in Muay Thai herself) and did the SAME THING to her, including choking her out several times and keeping her in constant terror.  She had to be rescued by fellow academy members who got the police after my coach.  He was deported and I (as well as our entire academy) disassociated myself with him and the Muay Thai coach that did nothing to stop his abuse.

My coach was truly a very dangerous guy with his submission abilities and he didn’t hesitate to be an evil scumbag with those abilities.

Fuch Fernando Vieira, the woman beating *#$%@&.  Fuch Mauricio “Veio” Amado, the complicit son of a bitch who did nothing to stop the abuse.

/rant

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:22 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Joey Mac rocking the porn stache.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 11/01/13 at 11:22 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Smitty needs to get his brain connected to his hands someway.  It’s frickin’ awful tonight.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 11/01/13 at 11:23 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

If Abbie could ever hit the net, he might be dangerous

Posted by Hootinani on 11/01/13 at 11:24 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:22 PM ET

You’re right to rant, Cochise.  What a ridiculous abuse of those skills.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 11/01/13 at 11:25 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

My hobby is MMA fighting…

Always remember to tip your bartender, folks.

 

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 11/01/13 at 11:26 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


Just about finished downloading “This is the End” in case I need cheering up after this one.  I’ve heard good things and hope it is a good movie as I haven’t seen a good one in a while.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 11/01/13 at 11:08 PM ET

A lot of gratuitous discussion about sperm and jerking off. But there were other times when I found myself laughing uncontrollably.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 11/01/13 at 11:26 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

See, like I said, dangerous

Posted by Hootinani on 11/01/13 at 11:26 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com