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Uh Oh…Hitch Is In Town And He’s Hungry

Oh for god's sake. This is too much.  Game after game, the hill gets steeper.  I'm serious this time. There is no way we're winnigng this one.  And there's no way I can even spell winning. The little streak was nice, but it ends tonite at the Joe.

Just as he was getting so very warm, like urine, Johan Franzen is hurt with a hip flexor.  We have no idea when Darren Helm will be back, or our precious serial killer. 

The bitter little baby brother Blues are angry. So very angry.

Nick Lidstrom will be there tonite, but he'll be in some slick-ass suit. 

Us?

We'll have nothing but blue balls.  Nick's there, but he's not giving it up. You know what I mean.

Oh and then there's this...Desperate Ken Hitchcock, starving and foaming, is starting a rookie. Some kid named Jake Allen.

He'll play the game of his life then we'll never hear from him again.

Injuries. Providence. Swedish Teases.

Wings win 4-2.  Goals from Home Keys, Zetterman, Wally and Datsyuk.

I'm at sea. I'll try and watch. If not?

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

*#$%@& it

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 11:03 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Fuching Buckets

That and all this clenching. Damn near gave myself a urine infection.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 11:03 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

JIMMAH!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/13/13 at 11:04 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

O.T. wonderful.

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 11:04 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

If you told me the Wings were gonna get five out of a possible eight points against the Blues, I would have taken that and said thank you.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 11:04 PM ET

monkey's avatar

A Pope with a Brazilian or a Brazilian Pope?

Neither.  The Brazilian is for me.  It’s like a forest down there.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 11:04 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Happy to get that point.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 11:04 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Ok. OT tactics:  Cleary and Abbey ride pine. Three lines. Takemthe rookie to,the SO

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 11:04 PM ET

Avatar

Half the time Clearly looks like a blindfolded 3-legged yak out there.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/13/13 at 11:04 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Cat enema? Paging Dr RW Bendover.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/13/13 at 11:05 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

We need a stinkin’ patches. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 11:05 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

4x4 This is Federov time!

I haven’t said that since last game.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 11:05 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Kiss yur sister we gots a point…..

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/13/13 at 11:05 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Just keep trying to post that image, maybe they’ll forget.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 11:05 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Damn Swiss

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

DAmmit

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

oh well, got a point

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

monkey's avatar

*#$%@& you, bastards.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

crap

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Jimmah you suck twice.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Fuch me, really?  Bastards.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Frack.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

g’nite

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Howard looked not good tonite.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 11:06 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

The mojos gone. Everthings dead. I’m going to get more drunk.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/13/13 at 11:07 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

That Brunner kid needs to get all the fuching money. No way is he going Hossa on us.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 11:07 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

On the other skate…the Blooze are say WE GOT A POINT!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/13/13 at 11:07 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Oh Jimmy…

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 11:07 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

OH Mother flipping god dammit.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 11:07 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I think Edzo just creamed his shorts

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 11:07 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Damn - - Kronwall didn’t have his best game tonight.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 11:07 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

G’night bitches.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 11:08 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

I blame that one on Kronner also.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 11:08 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

See you bitches on Friday

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 11:08 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Jimmah’s gotta seal that post

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 11:08 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Thanks 23 ...way to go…...

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/13/13 at 11:08 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Good night, bitches.  May Bumblepatch of Humblepound smile upon ye.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 11:09 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Let’s get Mrazek in Friday. It seems to sharpen JH up (and he desperately needs it).

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 11:09 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

G’nite all. Time to go cough up the other lung

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 11:09 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Time for bed. We got a point. Jimmah needs a rest. Release the Mrazek.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 11:09 PM ET

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