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Uh Oh…Hitch Is In Town And He’s Hungry

Oh for god's sake. This is too much.  Game after game, the hill gets steeper.  I'm serious this time. There is no way we're winnigng this one.  And there's no way I can even spell winning. The little streak was nice, but it ends tonite at the Joe.

Just as he was getting so very warm, like urine, Johan Franzen is hurt with a hip flexor.  We have no idea when Darren Helm will be back, or our precious serial killer. 

The bitter little baby brother Blues are angry. So very angry.

Nick Lidstrom will be there tonite, but he'll be in some slick-ass suit. 

Us?

We'll have nothing but blue balls.  Nick's there, but he's not giving it up. You know what I mean.

Oh and then there's this...Desperate Ken Hitchcock, starving and foaming, is starting a rookie. Some kid named Jake Allen.

He'll play the game of his life then we'll never hear from him again.

Injuries. Providence. Swedish Teases.

Wings win 4-2.  Goals from Home Keys, Zetterman, Wally and Datsyuk.

I'm at sea. I'll try and watch. If not?

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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bezukov's avatar

Did somebody say Kronvall?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 09:57 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Come on Wings we need a couple of goals!

Lets Go Red Wings

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 09:58 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Pierre is so insightful.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 09:58 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Hey… at least we have more icings than the Blous.

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 09:58 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

MAGIC!!!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/13/13 at 09:58 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Dats says Fuch you.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/13/13 at 09:58 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

MAgically Delicious

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

DATSYUUUUUK!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

If this was the Year of Hossa I woudn’t be too worried about coming back

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Pasha bitches!!!!

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

if you say you didn’t see that coming you’re lying

admit it, you KNEW that’s EXACTLY what Pavel was gonna do

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Danglicious!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Datsyuk, from his favorite angle!!!  Magic!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

monkey's avatar

*#$%@& YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH *#$%@& YOU EDZO

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Thank you Mr. Magic!  Next one Captain Z or Mr. Brunner, please!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Magically Pavelicious!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Did Patch of Ice just say something about bringing your bat on the field?
Good effin gravy.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Then again, we still have Datsyuk!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 09:59 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Pavelicious!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

LOL @ the looooong silence from the douche canoe and subtle interference after the goal.

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Sick and fuching tired of the word ‘squibbed.’

Posted by The Hurricane on 02/13/13 at 08:56 PM ET

How about “DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE”?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

One of the best?  Check your facts…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Edzo sounds like he dropped his ice cream cone when the Wings score.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Pavel DID NOT make the rookie goalie look like a stud just now.

Posted by dougie on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

and you know the rookie is gonna glue himself to the post after that, so a wraparound would be a great idea

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Datsyuk really took advantage of the patch of ice behind the goaltender.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

if you say you didn’t see that coming you’re lying

admit it, you KNEW that’s EXACTLY what Pavel was gonna do

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:59 PM ET

I was just going to say nearly that exact same thihng

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 10:00 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Overheard on NBC:

“HARD HARD WE NEED TO BE HARD”

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 10:01 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

Dats is simply amazing.

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 02/13/13 at 10:01 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

In mother russia, forecheck come from behind goal.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 10:01 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Take down and no call. Not that we want a PP

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 10:01 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

12:39 Pavel Datsyuk 6 (Assists: Valtteri Filppula 5, Jonathan Ericsson 4)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/13/13 at 10:01 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Igor Larionov > than Olczyzkkzks

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 10:02 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Thank you Turnstile - - thanks for that

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 10:02 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Quincey sucks.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 10:02 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

I can’t remember EVER seeing Howard look so inactive in the crease.  wtf is going on?!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 10:02 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

JIMMAH

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 10:02 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

“HARD HARD WE NEED TO BE HARD”

Posted by monkey from Thispuckjusthitsanicepatchandslidesintothebackofth on 02/13/13 at 09:01 PM ET

There’s a pill for that.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 10:02 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Olczyzkkzks

Time to buy a vowel, right?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 10:02 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

“HARD HARD WE NEED TO BE HARD”

Posted by monkey from Thispuckjusthitsanicepatchandslidesintothebackofth on 02/13/13 at 09:01 PM ET

Two of my passions

airplanes and hot chicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4edfQ4vvLs

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 10:03 PM ET

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