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Uh Oh…Hitch Is In Town And He’s Hungry

Oh for god's sake. This is too much.  Game after game, the hill gets steeper.  I'm serious this time. There is no way we're winnigng this one.  And there's no way I can even spell winning. The little streak was nice, but it ends tonite at the Joe.

Just as he was getting so very warm, like urine, Johan Franzen is hurt with a hip flexor.  We have no idea when Darren Helm will be back, or our precious serial killer. 

The bitter little baby brother Blues are angry. So very angry.

Nick Lidstrom will be there tonite, but he'll be in some slick-ass suit. 

Us?

We'll have nothing but blue balls.  Nick's there, but he's not giving it up. You know what I mean.

Oh and then there's this...Desperate Ken Hitchcock, starving and foaming, is starting a rookie. Some kid named Jake Allen.

He'll play the game of his life then we'll never hear from him again.

Injuries. Providence. Swedish Teases.

Wings win 4-2.  Goals from Home Keys, Zetterman, Wally and Datsyuk.

I'm at sea. I'll try and watch. If not?

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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Ever since the Blues got called for their first penalty the Wings have played like the first game

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/13/13 at 09:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

This looks like a replay of the first game, it’s a shootout practice on Jimmy.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 09:48 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

timeout, I guess so…...

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 09:48 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Well we woke them out of a 5 game funk. Now WTF you gonna do?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 09:49 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Heres my motivating speech: “Win or you dont get paid this week.”

Posted by pgoody on 02/13/13 at 09:49 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I bet hitchcock threatened during the intermission to eat them if they didn’t wake up

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 09:49 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Babs just said “Wake the Fuch up”.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 09:49 PM ET

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So the puck goes slides a foot away from a Blues player who makes no attempt to play it, and it’s icing?

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/13/13 at 09:49 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Blues PP?

give them another goal

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 09:50 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

More blues pp.  LOL.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 09:50 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Parade is gathering steam

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 09:50 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Hey, it’s another St. Louis power play.  This should be fun.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 09:50 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

We need to get to the third, and that’s a long time.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 09:51 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

That non play by kindl makes me angrier than any of the goals against. Why Is he on the ice again?

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/13/13 at 09:51 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

We are going to pot a shorty.  I just know it.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 09:51 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Why Is he on the ice again?

The pylon they normally would use is broken.

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 09:52 PM ET

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Funny how earlier it was what the Blose weren’t doing that allowed Detroit to take the lead, yet now it’s what the Blose are doing that have pushed them into the lead.  Apparently Detroit’s had no say in this game at all

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/13/13 at 09:52 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

We really miss Helm here

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 09:52 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

THAT was the call?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 09:52 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

So stuart can’t stay on his feet and it’s a penalty on Emmerton.

Got it

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 09:53 PM ET

monkey's avatar

We are going to pot a shorty.  I just know it.

That poor girl.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 09:53 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

I wasn’t coming on here, I was going to put the game on in the corner and have a little sleep, but jeeez louise.

Firstly, what’s with Tiberius sitting so far out of his crease lately, I know it’s to cut down a bunch of angles, but if you’re going to bite.that.hard on the first attempt, expect to get dangled to oblivion, doesn’t this guy take shots from Houdini every day?

Then, Cleary, what are you doing that far into the o.zone on a pk if you, I, we and my fuching mother know that you don’t have the legs to get back up when you need it. Helmer? Yeah, for sure, go for it, Buckets? Never, it’s like the old guy from Up trying to chasing after a bunch of racehorses.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 09:53 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

*#$%@& Danny - - shoot the damn puck

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 09:54 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

nICE pASS bUCKETS

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 09:54 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Jesus Cleary.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 09:54 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Killed?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 09:54 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Cleary, next time you’re on a two on one, maybe don’t hesitate long enough for the defender to adjust.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 09:54 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Cleary….indian name Tits on a Bull

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/13/13 at 09:54 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Killed?

The charred remains have been found in a cabin.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 09:55 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Cleary, next time you’re on a two on one, maybe don’t hesitate long enough for the defender to adjust.

he was probably hoping the dman would pull a Kronner and skate away…

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 09:55 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

And there he is again. It’s a two on one! Just a shame one of those is my damn Grandmother.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/13/13 at 09:55 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Cleary,

Give him a break folks, it’s (hopefully) his last year.

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 09:55 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Cleary. You and Abbey, 500 passes before bed.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 09:55 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

It was over when they gave up the shortie.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 02/13/13 at 09:55 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

he was probably hoping the dman would pull a Kronner and skate away…

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:55 PM ET

I guess it worked for the Blues.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 09:56 PM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

Sick and fuching tired of the word ‘squibbed.’

Posted by The Hurricane on 02/13/13 at 09:56 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Greetings bitches. Just caught up on the LB. Jimmah not so good tonight.

Gator on a line with Z? Cleary being consistently consistent in a bad way.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/13/13 at 09:56 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Also, Dan Cleary is f*cking awful.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 02/13/13 at 09:56 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Did someone say Donuts?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/13/13 at 09:56 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Give him a break folks, it’s (hopefully) his last year.

To the glue factory he goes.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/13/13 at 09:57 PM ET

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