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Uh Oh…Hitch Is In Town And He’s Hungry

Oh for god's sake. This is too much.  Game after game, the hill gets steeper.  I'm serious this time. There is no way we're winnigng this one.  And there's no way I can even spell winning. The little streak was nice, but it ends tonite at the Joe.

Just as he was getting so very warm, like urine, Johan Franzen is hurt with a hip flexor.  We have no idea when Darren Helm will be back, or our precious serial killer. 

The bitter little baby brother Blues are angry. So very angry.

Nick Lidstrom will be there tonite, but he'll be in some slick-ass suit. 

Us?

We'll have nothing but blue balls.  Nick's there, but he's not giving it up. You know what I mean.

Oh and then there's this...Desperate Ken Hitchcock, starving and foaming, is starting a rookie. Some kid named Jake Allen.

He'll play the game of his life then we'll never hear from him again.

Injuries. Providence. Swedish Teases.

Wings win 4-2.  Goals from Home Keys, Zetterman, Wally and Datsyuk.

I'm at sea. I'll try and watch. If not?

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Buckle up - and pucker up, bitches

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 08:42 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

That’s probably not so good.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 08:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Red Wings need less suck.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:41 PM ET

Me likey.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 08:42 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

I’m pretty sure Pierre will mention Goatse at any moment.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

What a bs penalty

Posted by RWBill from #savethelivingroom #ihateCartmanbrah on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Wow…suprised Andersson didn’t get called for interference on that

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

I call shenanigans!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Get ready for the parade.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 08:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Blues PP is 7/13 against DET - - unreal

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Fantastic.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

That sucked James

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Shocking

fuching Terrorshenko

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Crap…........double crap.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Shit.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

8/14

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

UGH! FUCH!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

...UGH….

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Need less suck.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

this is, what, the third, fourth season in a row that we’ve had these PP and PK troubles?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

ballz

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Weak.  Tarasenko, someone needs to “deal with him.”

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

That sucked James
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 08:44 PM ET

His positioning did seem less than optimal

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Show us your dong, James.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

How did that not go in.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Good ol’ Vladimir Tearadickov strike again.

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 08:46 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Oh my god.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

why does Howard look so terrible?  is he hurt?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Fargin’ iceholes.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

That was the best line change ever.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Time out Babs?  That’s pure shit

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Jimmah… WTF?

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Here’s an idea, lets play at the other end of the ice.

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

WTF was the D doing?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Good fuching grief

how about some “D” coverage

ALL ALONE

*#$%@&
*#$%@&
*#$%@&

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Bent's avatar

WTF was that?  Dammit, that is sloppy, no excuse for that shit.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 08:48 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Jimmah needs to sharpen up.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 08:48 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Interesting Jimmy.  Way to not bite on the shot.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 08:48 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

this is, what, the third, fourth season in a row that we’ve had these PP and PK troubles?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Doesn’t it coincide with McLellan’s departure to San Jose?

Was that Edzo who screamed WHOOOO into the mic?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/13/13 at 08:48 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

they had just gotten on the ice, Rumbear

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 08:48 PM ET

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