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Uh Oh…Hitch Is In Town And He’s Hungry

Oh for god's sake. This is too much.  Game after game, the hill gets steeper.  I'm serious this time. There is no way we're winnigng this one.  And there's no way I can even spell winning. The little streak was nice, but it ends tonite at the Joe.

Just as he was getting so very warm, like urine, Johan Franzen is hurt with a hip flexor.  We have no idea when Darren Helm will be back, or our precious serial killer. 

The bitter little baby brother Blues are angry. So very angry.

Nick Lidstrom will be there tonite, but he'll be in some slick-ass suit. 

Us?

We'll have nothing but blue balls.  Nick's there, but he's not giving it up. You know what I mean.

Oh and then there's this...Desperate Ken Hitchcock, starving and foaming, is starting a rookie. Some kid named Jake Allen.

He'll play the game of his life then we'll never hear from him again.

Injuries. Providence. Swedish Teases.

Wings win 4-2.  Goals from Home Keys, Zetterman, Wally and Datsyuk.

I'm at sea. I'll try and watch. If not?

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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dougie's avatar

They gave Jackman a secondary assist on the shortie from the penalty box.

Posted by dougie on 02/13/13 at 09:11 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

holy shit Z is flying tonight.  would be nice if he could get some support.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/13/13 at 09:11 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Cleary cant finish…bah.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/13/13 at 09:12 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Ugh,how did that not go in?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 09:12 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Z is a fuching beast this season.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 09:12 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Did Allen save that or did Cleary pull a Samuelsson?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 09:12 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Clearly doing his best Samuelson impression on the open net.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/13/13 at 09:12 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

close…..keep at it WINGS!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 09:12 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

I miss Mrazek handling the puck

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 09:13 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Budd Lynch minute.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 09:14 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Captain Z is #3 in goal scorng this season. Captain Z Rocks! I hart Captain Z, just saying!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 09:14 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Captain Z is #3 in goal scorng this season. Captain Z Rocks! I hart Captain Z, just saying!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer’s chair on 02/13/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Please tell us how you really feel. cheese

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 09:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Good period

except for Kronwall’s inexplicable brain cramp

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 09:16 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

The only thing worse than DC’s bad jokes might be that he always explains them afterwards.  Its like having my intelligence insulted twice.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 09:16 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

shots 11-3….who are theses guys?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/13/13 at 09:16 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Abbey, just don’t try to handle the puck. skate directly to the goal and stand there.

(after the game, practice passing the puck 500 times before bed, EVERY NIGHT)

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 09:16 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

No Bud Lynch goals, unless it’s theWings doing the scoring.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 09:16 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Please tell us how you really feel.

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 08:15 PM ET

I would but I would make you guys blush…... smile

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 09:17 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Captain Z is #3 in goal scorng this season. Captain Z Rocks! I hart Captain Z, just saying!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer’s chair on 02/13/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Red, Red, what’ goin’ through your head?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 09:19 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

So who wants to stick around and liveblog Beadle and Briggs with me?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Heh blush that more like @$&.”:$()/(/;@”);)$&!!!!!

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/13/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Let’s start the excuses. God forbid giving Detroyet any credit.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 09:21 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Don’t remember who requested it…but this is the best I can do with my current BAC

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/13/13 at 09:22 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Red, Red, what’ goin’ through your head?

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 08:19 PM ET

Lots of Good Thoughts!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/13/13 at 09:26 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Happy Pre - Valentine’s everyone.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m schizophrenic
And so am I

Posted by calquake on 02/13/13 at 09:29 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hope DET have spent some time practicing the PK.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 09:31 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Well Bitches I hope we can keep this up and keep StL comatose for 40 more minutes.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 09:34 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Hey bitches.  How goes it?  How we looking?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 09:36 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Hey bitches.  How goes it?  How we looking?

Fantastic - - except for a shorty given up by a Kronwall brain-cramp

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/13/13 at 09:37 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Quincey is awesome.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/13/13 at 09:37 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Jeebus.  Quit fuching around and get in the Blows zone.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/13/13 at 09:38 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Red Wings need less suck.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/13/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Settle this down!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/13/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Wake up wings.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/13/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

So the Wings aren’t working hard, the Blooze are backing off.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/13/13 at 09:41 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Ice patch is tilted

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

February 13, Word of the Day: Gap Control.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/13/13 at 09:41 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Edzo sounds sooo frustrated that he can’t be out on the ice beating the hell out of the Wings, by his damn self. He makes it sound easy.

Posted by dougie on 02/13/13 at 09:41 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Why are our second periods so passive ?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/13/13 at 09:42 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

This isn’t looking good.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/13/13 at 09:42 PM ET

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