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The Wings Have Turned The Minutes To Hours

And I have no idea where the love of god has gone.  No, that's not pessimism talking. That's not me saying that adorable cherub, that drooling, babbling bundle of baby fat and joy, our precious 8lb baby Jesus has forsaken us and punished us for our many, many sins.  Baby Jesus has not decreed the end of our (shortened) season.

I'm talking about Stress.  I'm talking about disgusting, horrific Stress.  It's going to overtime tonite.  Because it must.

Double overtime, because if this season is going to end tonite it's going to end in the most painful way possible.

I'll say it again, how awesome would it be if that little tazmanian bastard skated out for the opening faceoff?  Do you know what Darren Helm would add to this equation? I don't. Because I can't remember the last time he played.

The musty old hall will be rocking.  Hopefully, if providence allows, we'll hear the echoes of  "You..Got...Kronwalled". My god that is a beautiful invention.

Something else, and I have to tell you this because I've sucked as a blogger for the entire year.  I've left the carrier Navy and moved on to the shooters, the small boys, the little ships who blast away.  Two weeks ago I took over as Command Master Chief of a Destroyer here in San Diego and the pace is...unbelievable.  That's why I've been largely absent except for the live blogs.  I don't see the work slowing down but I will maintain the blog the best I can. 

It's a Live Blog bitches.  One shift, one beer at a time.

LGRW

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SYF's avatar

Palmpuke elbowed Dangles in the face.

Get angry, Dangles.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/10/13 at 08:34 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

The mighty DuhUcks are not looking to confident here in the early period.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 05/10/13 at 08:34 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

The mighty DuhUcks are not looking to confident here in the early period.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, DuhUck hunting….whore style on 05/10/13 at 08:34 PM ET

Good time for the Wings to pounce, destroyer-style.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/10/13 at 08:36 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Marlies throwing a shitload of very late hits to the Grifs.  Very, very late hits.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/10/13 at 08:36 PM ET

SYF's avatar

brb, 19.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/10/13 at 08:37 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

The mighty DuhUcks are not looking to confident here in the early period.

meanwhile we’re blowing up the place with 6 SOG

C’mon Wings.

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/10/13 at 08:37 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Good time for the Wings to pounce, destroyer-style.

I see what you did there.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 05/10/13 at 08:37 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Marlies throwing a shitload of very late hits to the Grifs.  Very, very late hits.

Any calls?

Posted by calquake on 05/10/13 at 08:37 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Shift by shift chip and away and we will find twine.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/10/13 at 08:37 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Man this team needs a few more finishers.

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/10/13 at 08:38 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

I see what you did there.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, DuhUck hunting….whore style on 05/10/13 at 08:37 PM ET

I got it from Kate.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/10/13 at 08:38 PM ET

SYF's avatar

LOL.  4-nil ESG Grif.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/10/13 at 08:39 PM ET

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Ducks player brings puck back in zone yet it’s still offsides?

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 05/10/13 at 08:39 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Bruce Boudreau, where does his neck start and his jaw stop…

Posted by pgoody on 05/10/13 at 08:39 PM ET

VooX's avatar

He married a gorgeous girl, she is part of the Mount Gay rum family, and lives in Barbados

Horry Crap…he’s my hero and I don’t even know him.  He prolly has superpowers to boot!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, DuhUck hunting….whore style on 05/10/13 at 08:28 PM ET

Between the rum and Caribbean style Guiness Stout beer in a bottle the result is Iron Wood, the exact opposite of Whiskey Dick.

That’s the proverbial first 10 minute push by the home team.
Looked good but no foals to show for it.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/10/13 at 08:32 PM ET

This is the most dangerous time for us and why I am making rectal diamonds right now.

 

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/10/13 at 08:39 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Engblom is an idiot.  “Mutual respect”?  Try mutual hate.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/10/13 at 08:40 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Souray with the cheapshot on Z

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 05/10/13 at 08:40 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Griffins up 4-0 at 2nd intermission.

Posted by calquake on 05/10/13 at 08:41 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Z was a human pin ball at the end of that shift

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/10/13 at 08:41 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Mick says Z is hurt

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/10/13 at 08:41 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Bruce Boudreau, where does his neck start and his jaw stop…
Posted by pgoody on 05/10/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Just watch where he puts his hotdog, that will help you out.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/10/13 at 08:41 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Last three minutes of the period.  Holding my breath.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/10/13 at 08:42 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Mick says Z is hurt

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/10/13 at 08:41 PM ET

Oh no.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/10/13 at 08:43 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Souray slashed Z pretty good right in front of the net. He was slow to get up. I saw it from 3000 miles away….the Ref?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 05/10/13 at 08:43 PM ET

klank's avatar

it was Boochaman who cross checked Z.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/10/13 at 08:44 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Z gets no respect from the zebras.  He gets abused all the time.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/10/13 at 08:45 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Will be able to keep Anaheim off the board when they get their push?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/10/13 at 08:45 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Souray slashed Z pretty good right in front of the net. He was slow to get up. I saw it from 3000 miles away….the Ref?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, DuhUck hunting….whore style on 05/10/13 at 08:43 PM ET

Well you KNOW the guy five feet away didn’t see it…

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/10/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Norskirama's avatar

This is the most dangerous time for us and why I am making rectal diamonds right now.

 

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/10/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Rectal diamonds, rectal diamond,
Oh how real those diamonds seem to me.
But they’re only imitation,
Like the Ducks imitation hockey team.
(to the tune of “Paper Roses”)

Posted by Norskirama from Lincoln, Nebraska on 05/10/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

BEAUTIFUL - MAGIC!!!! 1-0

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

WOW

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Fuch yes.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

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That’s just sick

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Magically delicious.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

MAGIC PAV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Dangles comes thru!!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Fuching Magician.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Poof, its 1-0

Posted by Hootinani on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

klank's avatar

Datsosyk

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

PASHA MAGICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC


sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett move on the backhand

sweet

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/10/13 at 08:46 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com