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Abel to Yzerman

The Mule Stood There Bright As The Sun On That California Coast

Bob Seger and his Silver Bullet Band are touring our nation.  I've not yet seen a confirmed San Diego date.  I will go scorched frigging earth if he hits the west coast, does Portland, NoCal and skips my transplanted home city. 

Uncle Mike Babcock doesn't care. He doesn't care about Bullet Bob and he doesn't care about the calorie count in a Charleston Chew.  He just doesn't. He doesn't care about hurting your feelings and he's not impressed by your roomate's cousin in St. Louis who keeps forwarding him pictures of the tattoo he has on his chest of Erik Estrada.

And Uncle Mike doesn't care if he's hurting Ian White's feelings. All our Uncle wants is a win, and then about 20 more.  Then 16 after that.

So he's gonna sit a vet and then he and Kenny might trade one plus a kid or two. 

Uncle Mike will spring for a Fresca and he'll tell Ansar how cool it was to watch you win a game of Boggle on the plane.  But when it comes right down to it, he just wants to win and I'm pretty good with that.

I think something's brewing on that there horizon. 

And Uncle Mike doesn't give two shits who it is that gets dealt if it means #12 becomes more of a possibility.  No, I don't mean 13 or 40 so just stop.  I mean a 51 or a 4, but never a 43. Ever.  I don't even remember what number Quichedouchebag wears, because I shield my eyes instead of looking at him...but if we can trade him...YEP.

With every game this team wins without a healthy complement, Tick Tock is getting itchier.  I know he's done exactly jack squat to make Detroy-et better but tonite he should be reminded that anyone can win in this league built by a parody-driven midget.  Anyone. Even the Kings.  Win, win, win...deal. Win, win, win...deal.  Next thing you know Uncle Mike's got himself a contender.

We headed west because we felt that a change would do us good.  Good for the soul, you know.  Well, now it's time for a Live Blog, bitches.

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42jeff's avatar

I’m not whipping out the bus until they deserve it…..

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/27/13 at 10:24 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

The only difference is datsyuk takes on 4 and actually scores. Both Tartar and frankly Nyquist too have proven that they should be on this team. Still not sure why they aren’t.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/27/13 at 10:25 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Yes I need to add Rorshach to The Map.  Some links changed and icons were lost, butI’m adding them back.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/27/13 at 10:26 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Still not sure why they aren’t.
   
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    Yzersyuk
     
      on 02/27/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Didn’t somebody a while back opine that Cleary must have some dirt on Babs?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/27/13 at 10:26 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Soz, I’m late, 19.  I see a PP for the Wings.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 02/27/13 at 10:27 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

is there a new rule that when you are shorthanded, nothing is a penalty?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/27/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Dumped twice, no call.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/27/13 at 10:27 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Oh fuch, I’m muting my feed.  No damn way I’m putting up with this crew.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 02/27/13 at 10:27 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

is there a new rule that when you are shorthanded, nothing is a penalty?
   
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    PaulinMiamiBeach
     
      on 02/27/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Only if the opostion is wearing red and white?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/27/13 at 10:27 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Bernier - Meet Pole.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/27/13 at 10:28 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Let’s see, win 2 games in a row, so bench White and add Smith and Franzen.

We wouldn’t want to have the same line up twice.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/27/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

I’m starting to become a believer in anderson as well. That Corsica rating is unbelievable and we could use a few more big bodies.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/27/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Wow Corsica. . . *#$%@& u iPhone.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/27/13 at 10:29 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Bernier has wide open eyes after that sequence by Zata and Buckets.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 02/27/13 at 10:29 PM ET

klank's avatar

lucky bounces continue..

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 02/27/13 at 10:31 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

22?

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/27/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Fluke goal. Feck yea tootoo

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/27/13 at 10:32 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Sweet!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/27/13 at 10:32 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

hahaha Q!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/27/13 at 10:32 PM ET

SYF's avatar

That’s all on Bernier.  I think Q got that.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 02/27/13 at 10:32 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

q? You lucky bitch.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/27/13 at 10:32 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

he who shall not be named?!!

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/27/13 at 10:32 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

“A great road bounce.” - merppfffffffffffff

yeessshhhhhhhh

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/27/13 at 10:32 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Ahahahahahahaha. What a Hasekesque header into the net.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/27/13 at 10:32 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Yes I need to add Rorshach to The Map.  Some links changed and icons were lost, butI’m adding them back.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/27/13 at 10:26 PM ET

still works ...

Abel To Yzerman Worldwide Red Wings Blog - The Band of Bitches

(RWBill - maybe add the USS Carl Vinson in sandy eggo?)

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/27/13 at 10:33 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Dong shows you how it’s done.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 02/27/13 at 10:33 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Whoa who’da thunk it.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/27/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

That little King’s flurry all courtesy of Moose.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/27/13 at 10:34 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

09:42 Jordin Tootoo (3) Assists: none

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/27/13 at 10:35 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Evening all.  Walked in just in time to see Bernier score an own goal.  Let’s get a few more just like that.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/27/13 at 10:35 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Drew Remenda = dildo with ears

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/27/13 at 10:36 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

SCORING CHANGE

09:42 Kyle Quincey (1) Slap Shot - Assists: none

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/27/13 at 10:36 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Oh crap, I thought there would Douche Canoe.  Nope.  It’s Douche Canoe slappy Remenda.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 02/27/13 at 10:36 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

did somebody dip the puck in butter?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/27/13 at 10:36 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

We’d done everything but score, so I’ll take the bounce!

You maybe can find a 97.1 audio stream.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/27/13 at 10:36 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

I don’t wanna be on your stupid map! What do maps have to do with the gosh darn red and white! I hated geography!

Posted by Yzersyuk on 02/27/13 at 10:36 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Drew Remenda = dildo with ears

That’s an insult to dildos.

Posted by calquake on 02/27/13 at 10:37 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Glad Smith is healthy, should have good career.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/27/13 at 10:37 PM ET

SYF's avatar

No one, just no one, gets chance out of the offensive zone faceoffs more than the Wings.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 02/27/13 at 10:37 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Wings forecheck looks so good tonight.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 02/27/13 at 10:38 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com