Abel to Yzerman
The Main Hatchway’s Given In
by IwoCPO on 02/19/13 at 07:30 PM ET
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Just go ahead and let it fly. The vomit. Don't be embarrassed. We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny. But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.
Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point. Tatar is the "big net front presence". Dan Cleary on the first unit.
The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.
And Detroit sits in 9th place. Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.
Ready, set, vomit.
Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.
The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.
Those were the good old days there, boy.
No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.
Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0.
It's a Live Blog, bitches.
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Jimmah has GOT to stop giving up so many rebounds.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 09:15 PM ET
Well I think we see this is scripted to go. Another touch foul.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:15 PM ET
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 08:14 PM ET
Excellent
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:16 PM ET
So the NBA/NHL referee exchange program is back in action?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 09:16 PM ET
Methinks E-book (Kindl) is out of a job when the other D come back.
Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:17 PM ET
Kindl. Quincey. Errorson and Ian Whites snapping sticks. That’s a D-unit to make other teams…...chuckle?
Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/19/13 at 09:17 PM ET
Playing with the lead hasn’t helped DET lately
maybe we have them just where we want them
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:18 PM ET
Really?
Just really…..
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:18 PM ET
I can’t really bitch about the team’s play at this point. Barely five minutes into the game and two fuching horseshit calls against Detroit.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:18 PM ET
I hear Nashville can’t score goals. Oh wait.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 09:19 PM ET
When it rains it pours.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 09:19 PM ET
Calling up TOO TOO to knock some Predators out!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 09:19 PM ET
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Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:19 PM ET
Cleary on any PP unit makes me sad.p
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:19 PM ET
another one bites the dust ...
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 09:19 PM ET
The irony being, I’m pretty sure that’s the second RW in a year to get smashed into that exact same corner.
God I hate these yellow bastards.
Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/19/13 at 09:20 PM ET
Is Kronner hurt?
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:19 PM ET
Appeared to be. He went right to the dressing room.
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 09:20 PM ET
Brunner on the point - - SCARY
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:21 PM ET
Is Kronner hurt?
Didn’t look good. Glad to know the league is cracking down on kill shots from behind. Gotta think that’s five and a game in most cases.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:21 PM ET
Bent and West Wing - thanks. I’m listening on radio so can’t see.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 09:22 PM ET
well, we got 2sog during that pp. that’s a plus right?
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 09:23 PM ET
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Jezzus. Glad to see the refs aren’t pulling a homer or nothing…
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:15 PM ET