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The Main Hatchway’s Given In

Just go ahead and let it fly.  The vomit.  Don't be embarrassed.  We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny.  But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.

Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point.  Tatar is the "big net front presence".  Dan Cleary on the first unit.

The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.

And Detroit sits in 9th place.  Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.

Ready, set, vomit.

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.

The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.

Those were the good old days there, boy.

No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.

Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

WHOA

MAGIC

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 10:22 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Jesus this is getting ridiculous.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 10:22 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

OMG

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 10:22 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Damn!!  #13 gets it right back

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 10:22 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

11:33 Jordin Tootoo 1 (Assists: Henrik Zetterberg 16, Jakub Kindl 3)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 10:22 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Datsyuk says fuch the rest of you guys, I wanna win.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 10:23 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

UNBELIEVEABLE

PASHA

WOW WOW WOW

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 10:23 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

That’s worth a beer by itself. Pavel rules

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:23 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

PAV YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH!!!!!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:23 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

MAGIC - Weaving and leaving preds in the dust - SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 10:23 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Oh god… Rinne’s neck on that goal… like stretched taffy.  That was uncomfortable to look at.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 10:23 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

fuch me, pasha is possesed

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/19/13 at 10:23 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Somebody punch Murph

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:24 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

13:29 Pavel Datsyuk 8 (Unassisted)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 10:24 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Wow.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/19/13 at 10:25 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Datsyuk says fuch the rest of you guys, I wanna win.

You can always tell when Pavel is saddled with playing alongside a couple of stiffs on his line, he just owns the puck, as though passing simply isn’t an option.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 10:25 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Damn - - Firehouse hockey

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 10:25 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

when did the 2002 Red Wings show up?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:26 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Pav. No more passing in regulation.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:27 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Damn - - Firehouse hockey

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/19/13 at 10:25 PM ET

As long as they keep treating the Predators bad

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:27 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

as though passing simply isn’t an option.

Indeed

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:28 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

as though passing simply isn’t an option.

Indeed

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Does Pav have an account here at A2Y?  Maybe he’s been browsing..

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:28 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Damn - - Firehouse hockey

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/19/13 at 10:25 PM ET

As long as they keep treating the Predators bad

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Because this could be the best thing that youve ever had?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 10:29 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Damn - - Firehouse hockey

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/19/13 at 10:25 PM ET

As long as they keep treating the Predators bad

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Because this could be the best thing that youve ever had?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 02/19/13 at 10:29 PM ET

If we looked into their eyes…do you think we’d find the love of a lifetime?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 10:31 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

abby stick’n up for pav

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 10:31 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Haha. Miller sacks Weber three times.  Weber doesn’t notice

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 10:32 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I’ll take it.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 10:33 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

we get a point

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Going to OT.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

That is 1 point I never thought DET would get.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

OT

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

cleary should ask big-e for some advice on getting inside the zone

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/19/13 at 10:34 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

so who are you liking in the shootout?  I’d go with Tootoo, Brunner, and Datsyuk

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 10:34 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

One more point please

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 10:34 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

1 down. Now get the udder one.

I call Brunner.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 10:35 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Meh

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 10:36 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Well that sucked.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 10:36 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Of course.  FML.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 10:36 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

crap

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 10:36 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

...

Night all!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 10:36 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com