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The Main Hatchway’s Given In

Just go ahead and let it fly.  The vomit.  Don't be embarrassed.  We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny.  But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.

Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point.  Tatar is the "big net front presence".  Dan Cleary on the first unit.

The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.

And Detroit sits in 9th place.  Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.

Ready, set, vomit.

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.

The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.

Those were the good old days there, boy.

No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.

Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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42jeff's avatar

http://www.vipbox.tv/sports/ice-hockey.html


third link is FSD

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:02 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

mooorrrrffffs?

merf’s wasted .....

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 08:02 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards ...

“that made us LOL, har har”

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Buckle up bitches.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 08:03 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

post 42!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:03 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Pheasants are sparse and only legal in certain areas.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:04 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

ok….42c

post 42!

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:04 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

sammy is out?

gosh hope someone fast is replacing him..

oh ya,

FSD FEED

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 08:04 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

ugh if I want to watch in HD, it’s the Nashville feed. 

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:05 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Pheasants are sparse and only legal in certain areas.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:04 PM ET

My first couple years bird hunting up here…I used to drive home from the base with the shotgun in the passenger seat and fill my limit by time I got home.  It’s legal to hunt from the roads here as long as you aren’t touching your car at all or shooting ACROSS the road.  Freaking tripped me out my first fall when I came over a rise in the road and was confronted by four guys walking down the road with shotguns.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:05 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Oh SH!t. If Sammy is out, then Abbey is skating with Dats?

I’m breaking out Hopslam

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:05 PM ET

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There’s some karma….Sammy gets hurt by someone else’s shot during practice.  Love it

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/19/13 at 08:05 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Anyone got any battery acid I can wash my eyes with after seeing Larry’s pregame report?

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 02/19/13 at 08:06 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

No jaw busting shots from the point on the PP.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:06 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Anyone got any battery acid I can wash my eyes with after seeing Larry’s pregame report?

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 02/19/13 at 08:06 PM ET

That…or a two liter of whatever Larry had for pre-game lube

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:06 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Still trying to recover from whateverthefuck it was Murph was trying to do there.  I guess there’s a game on or something.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:07 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Can’t help but visulaize Keating cover his mike during Murph’s little activities and howling with laughter “Ha ha ha..are you watching this shit?”

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:08 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

GO WINGS!!!!!
JIMMAH!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 08:09 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

From the land of Cousbands and Wives. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/19/13 at 08:09 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Howdy bitches.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:09 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Datsyuks, Cleary, Tatar. Hmmm

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:10 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Still trying to recover from whateverthefuck it was Murph was trying to do there.  I guess there’s a game on or something.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:07 PM ET

It’s gonna be a “process.”

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:10 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Flip promoted to the top line.  No doubt as a result of his stellar play this season.  I believe they call that failing upward.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

tatar on second line, i think this is good…

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/19/13 at 08:11 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

What did Murph do?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Bent's avatar

That didn’t take long.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 08:12 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

I wish the fuch NHL officials would call diving, ya know, like when guys dive like that.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:12 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Congratulations Ozzie! Dog of the month!

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/19/13 at 08:12 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

WEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:12 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

James.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 08:13 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Wow, radio is far behind.  Just heard about the penalty.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:13 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Lashoff limp off or did I imagine it?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:13 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

JIMMEH

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:13 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

karma?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 08:13 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Jimmah!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 08:14 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

And more inspiration for the dong photoshop.p

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Holee Sheet - - PAAVELLLLL

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 08:14 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Jimmmehhhhh.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/19/13 at 08:14 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:14 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

almost, pav ... almost

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 08:14 PM ET

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