Abel to Yzerman
by IwoCPO on 02/19/13 at 06:30 PM ET
Just go ahead and let it fly. The vomit. Don't be embarrassed. We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny. But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.
Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point. Tatar is the "big net front presence". Dan Cleary on the first unit.
The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.
And Detroit sits in 9th place. Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.
Ready, set, vomit.
Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.
The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.
Those were the good old days there, boy.
No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.
Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0.
It's a Live Blog, bitches.
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