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The Main Hatchway’s Given In

Just go ahead and let it fly.  The vomit.  Don't be embarrassed.  We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny.  But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.

Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point.  Tatar is the "big net front presence".  Dan Cleary on the first unit.

The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.

And Detroit sits in 9th place.  Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.

Ready, set, vomit.

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.

The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.

Those were the good old days there, boy.

No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.

Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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ITDeuce's avatar

Bezukov, that is freaking awesome.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 09:11 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Piss away a glorious chance or two….

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:11 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Football: The Meal….oh that on’e’s awesome

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 09:09 PM ET

So far I’m enjoying “superbanged in a volcano of Tabasco butter” the most.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:11 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:10 PM ET

Damn straight.

He is UFA next year - - you’d think he’d be putting out more, eh?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:12 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

There ya go fill…don’t want to tire your arms out withs a shot

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:12 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET has found some serious piss and vinegar this period

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:14 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

He made the guy look like Trevor Thompson out there….
That made my belly laugh. Love me some Pavel.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:14 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

He is UFA next year - - you’d think he’d be putting out more, eh?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/19/13 at 09:12 PM ET

I’ve actually thought Wally’s had a lot more fire this year.  At least he looks more dangerous to me.  Hopefully that starts translating into goals…

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

GEEBUZ - -  WTF was that

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:19 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Just caught up bitches. WTF? This game is like a bad acid trip from the 70’s.Sammy and Howard hurt. Cleary scores a shortie? Kindl should have stayed with Elvis. Better pressure in the 2nd.Keep er goin.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice Q - -

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:20 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Is Quincey really an NHL player?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 09:20 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Is Quincey really an NHL player?

As much as Brett Lebda was.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:21 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Q is a replacement player. It’sa strike year ya know.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 09:23 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I have took say, I’d take lebda over q any day…  Just my opinion, but…. Yeah.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 09:23 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

The double standard on interference continues.  Gotta admire their consistency I suppose.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:23 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

oh give me a break

both teams are battling for every inch of ice and you’re going to call THAT a penalty?!

could have just as easily gone the other way.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:23 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

give emmerton credit

he has blocked A TON of shots this season, especially the last 4,5 games.

now he’s back after a shot to the noggin, bleeding on the ice.

a few stiches and good to go ...

L.G.R.W.

... and back on the penalty kill ... //sigh//

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 09:24 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Horrid Call.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/19/13 at 09:24 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Another shorty?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 09:25 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

both teams are battling for every inch of ice and you’re going to call THAT a penalty?!

Once again, this is Trashville, Gary’s model franchise, and that’s the way it works.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:25 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 09:24 PM ET

Isn’t that a picture of Mr. Zimmerman?

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:25 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Way to jam your own netminder with an opposing player Q.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:27 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

thats the ticket Q run the Pred into our only goalie

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:27 PM ET

calquake's avatar

So far so good with Gusto in net.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:28 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Shutty Cal.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:29 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

neither team has more than 2 or 3 guys who can genuinely handle the puck well.

this looks like me and my friends playing on the golf course pond at Western in Redford.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:29 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

good grief kindle…really?  nice damn pass

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:30 PM ET

calquake's avatar

this looks like me and my friends playing on the golf course pond at Western in Redford.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:29 PM ET

They call me “the submarine”.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:31 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

I think for the third swap Abbey and Tatar, give Datsyuk one additional offensive player.  Or you could have started that way. Oh wait, you did.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:31 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 09:33 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I love thr NHL…. I love the NHL…. I love the NHL…

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:34 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Dive?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:35 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Another PK.  Deserved this time at least.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 09:35 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I remember when they used to play 5 on 5 hockey.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:35 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com

I’ve been laughing all intermission.  Thought I’d share.

That made my night… holy crap. Genius.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 02/19/13 at 09:35 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I wonder if the ref’s think this game is on NBC?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:36 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

MONSTER!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 09:36 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I wonder if the ref’s think this game is on NBC?

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 09:36 PM ET

They must.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 09:37 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

That is a penalty but Cooke can stomp on an Achilles?  Love the double standards.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/19/13 at 09:37 PM ET

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