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The Main Hatchway’s Given In

Just go ahead and let it fly.  The vomit.  Don't be embarrassed.  We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny.  But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.

Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point.  Tatar is the "big net front presence".  Dan Cleary on the first unit.

The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.

And Detroit sits in 9th place.  Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.

Ready, set, vomit.

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.

The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.

Those were the good old days there, boy.

No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.

Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

YAK having a really bad night

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:39 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

gonna be a PS?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:39 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Seriously?

Posted by SK77 on 02/19/13 at 09:39 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

now shit is getting really weird, det with a short hander, cleary with a goal, quincey joining the rush at the right time, holy cow…

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Cleary - - scores a shorty

this dream just keeps getting weirder

looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking absinthe.


yeah, of COURSE that’s a penalty.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

Bent's avatar

I should give Cleary credit too, it was a great shot.

ANOTHER broken stick by Ian White?  What are they made of?

Oh great, another injury!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Charlie Buckets ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

yeah…I can see that…..

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Its Hooked on Fonicks

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Nope not a dream… Wings still getting hurt.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

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Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Eaves hurt?

now Emmerton?

WTF is this a firing squad

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:40 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

holy gushing batman

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

What the FUCH is goin’ on here?

Let’s Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

15:01 Daniel Cleary 2 (shorthanded) (Assists: Pavel Datsyuk 10)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Dammit Kindl, you gotta know by now they’re calling anything and everything (against your team)

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:41 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

trade kindl for a half eaten sammich jeebus christie!

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/19/13 at 09:42 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

So we got briefed at work today to NOT let our guys buy this stuff


made with hemp oil….man I can’t wait to retire…..

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:42 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Daniels: Red Wings going down, but theyre back in the game. 

Equivalent: Poland is fighting valiantly

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:42 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Lets Go Red WINGS, Clap, Clap, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
Lets Go Red WINGS, Clap, Clap, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
Lets Go Red WINGS, Clap, Clap, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 09:42 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

So Emmerton gets a stock in the face, then a puck, and Kindl gets called.  Awesome.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:42 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

wow

... i got nothing

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 09:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

We have better luck short a man.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/19/13 at 09:43 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

oh man…...poor emmerton

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:43 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Eaves?  Emmerton?  What?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 09:43 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

made with hemp oil….man I can’t wait to retire…..

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 08:42 PM ET


I need to visit the liquor store.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 09:44 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Saw Eaves on the bench after the commercial

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:44 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:44 PM ET

I need to visit my errr….booze dealer?

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/19/13 at 09:44 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I need to visit the liquor store.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Also if you’re near Frankenmuth or Traverse City…you need to get the Grand Traverse Distillery Cherry Whiskey and/or Cherry Vodka.

Divine.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:45 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Q doesnt clear the zone - - shocking

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:45 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Greta back check by Z!!

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:45 PM ET

calquake's avatar

made with hemp oil….man I can’t wait to retire…..

Just don’t smoke while drinking that.

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:45 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Taylor Swift was practicing in the arena this afternoon, William Tell injures his hand. Anyone else see a connection there?

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/19/13 at 09:45 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Bubba is starting to squeeze the sticks a little tighter

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:45 PM ET

Bent's avatar

They have the damn whistles out.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 09:45 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

A shorty by buckets?  I must be dreaming.  Oh yeah, evening bitches.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/19/13 at 09:45 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

I want a jar of whatever Jim Tom brews in his next batch.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:46 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Q doesnt clear the zone - - shocking

I was pretty much 99% sure that was gonna end up in the back of the net.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:46 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Yeah Kindl’es back on the ice…only a matter of time until another PK…..

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:46 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Greta back check by Z!!

swedish maid for the captain?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 09:46 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

damn whistles….ugh

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 09:46 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com