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The Main Hatchway’s Given In

Just go ahead and let it fly.  The vomit.  Don't be embarrassed.  We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny.  But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.

Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point.  Tatar is the "big net front presence".  Dan Cleary on the first unit.

The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.

And Detroit sits in 9th place.  Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.

Ready, set, vomit.

Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.

The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.

Those were the good old days there, boy.

No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.

Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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MOWingsfan19's avatar

Touching a glove with stick needs to be looked at.
A solid cheap shot has always been legal.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:23 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

I’m listening on radio so can’t see.

Apparently so are the guys in stripes

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:23 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

well, we got 2sog during that pp. that’s a plus right?

There is that, PLUS, NSH didn’t score as well.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 08:24 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Uncle Mike has rewarded Dats tenacity by moving Abbey to his line.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:25 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Opting for the turn over versus a SOG… grrr.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:26 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Uncle Mike has rewarded Dats tenacity by moving Abbey to his line.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:25 PM ET

haha..

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:26 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

goddammit

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:26 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

that was just lucky

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/19/13 at 08:27 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

this is looking bad

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 08:27 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Unfuchingreal.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 08:27 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

This game is over.

With the way Rinne is playing, no way DET will get three

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 08:27 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

um, .... right

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 08:27 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

...ugh… ugly

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 08:27 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

No biggie. All we have to do is push three past Rinne

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:27 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Hey, don’t look now but Wings are getting their a$$es handed to them,

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 08:28 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

So…anybody wanna go play World of Tanks until puck drop?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:28 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Yes, we are doomed.  RSV.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:28 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

The forecast is pain.
Now we get to see how long Kronner will be on the shelf… see there is always something to look forward to.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:29 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

well I guess this is less painfull than the wings leading 2-0 and blowing it

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/19/13 at 08:29 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

On a more positive note, DET can get in the hunt for Seth Jones sweepstakes

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 08:29 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

The Chief predicted a shut out.  He just had the wrong team.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:29 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Uncle Mike has rewarded Dats tenacity by moving Abbey to his line.

I get it!!!! It’s Uncle Mikes way of telling Datsyuk to shoot!!!

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:30 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Is Sammy REALLY hurt or is he just trying to collect a paycheck for doing NOTHING?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:30 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

The forecast is pain.
Now we get to see how long Kronner will be on the shelf… see there is always something to look forward to.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:29 PM ET

And the inevitable speculation on who will be brought up and the pain in the realization that when Kronner does come back, that player will be sent down and Q remains….

 

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:30 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Hah.  Kronwall comes back on the bench, but Jimmy goes to the locker room…

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

calquake's avatar

WTF is happening?

Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

you have got to be shitting me.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

What the Charlie Fox Trot is going on?

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

ah, jimmah, ah we’re in the middle of a game…...

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Fuch, and now Howard leaves the game.  This is ridiculous.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Ken Daniels: what else can go wrong in the injury department?

STFU

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

here’s to hoping as Jimmy skated by the Wings bench he yelled “*#$%@& you guys, I’m the only one out here playing.  screw this, I’m going to have a drink”

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

He had to pee…..I hope

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:32 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

JIMMAH?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:32 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Nice quick whistle there ref, thanks, dumbass.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 08:32 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

gee, thanks for the quick whistle on the rookie in the first 10 seconds he has played.

*#$%@&

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:32 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

wow unbelieveable…...refs, get them off our goalie….

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 08:32 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

here’s to hoping as Jimmy skated by the Wings bench he yelled “*#$%@& you guys, I’m the only one out here playing.  screw this, I’m going to have a drink”

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET

Heard on his way down the tunnel…. “Now where the fuch is Murph?”

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/19/13 at 08:32 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

This IS a bad dream, right?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 08:33 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Why was that reviewed?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:34 PM ET

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