Abel to Yzerman
The Main Hatchway’s Given In
by IwoCPO on 02/19/13 at 07:30 PM ET
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Just go ahead and let it fly. The vomit. Don't be embarrassed. We'll laugh, because watching adults throw up is funny. But we'll be spewing vomitus at the same time, which will ramp up the hilarity to a redolent degree.
Mikael Samuelsson is on the PP point. Tatar is the "big net front presence". Dan Cleary on the first unit.
The Wings have lost three in a row. Half the team remains hurt. Tick Tock is in a slumber of self-denial, with no moves in sight.
And Detroit sits in 9th place. Gary's playoffs start next week after a 22 game season.
Ready, set, vomit.
Oh, and you know those inbred ruhtards will be blowing those stupid whistles because half of them literally believe Tootoo is still a Predator.
The prospects aren't even dim. They're dimmer than dim. They're dank and dark like the alley Jiri Hudler used to fester in waiting for 6 dollar hookers.
Those were the good old days there, boy.
No chance in Gary's kitchen of hell that the Wings win this thing tonite.
Tatar with one, Wally with one. James Tiberius MF Howard with a shutout because we damned well need it. Wings win 2-0.
It's a Live Blog, bitches.
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I’m listening on radio so can’t see.
Apparently so are the guys in stripes
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:23 PM ET
well, we got 2sog during that pp. that’s a plus right?
There is that, PLUS, NSH didn’t score as well.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:24 PM ET
Uncle Mike has rewarded Dats tenacity by moving Abbey to his line.
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:25 PM ET
Opting for the turn over versus a SOG… grrr.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:26 PM ET
Uncle Mike has rewarded Dats tenacity by moving Abbey to his line.
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 08:25 PM ET
haha..
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 09:26 PM ET
this is looking bad
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/19/13 at 09:27 PM ET
This game is over.
With the way Rinne is playing, no way DET will get three
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:27 PM ET
um, .... right
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/19/13 at 09:27 PM ET
No biggie. All we have to do is push three past Rinne
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:27 PM ET
Hey, don’t look now but Wings are getting their a$$es handed to them,
Posted by calquake on 02/19/13 at 09:28 PM ET
So…anybody wanna go play World of Tanks until puck drop?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 09:28 PM ET
The forecast is pain.
Now we get to see how long Kronner will be on the shelf… see there is always something to look forward to.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:29 PM ET
well I guess this is less painfull than the wings leading 2-0 and blowing it
Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/19/13 at 09:29 PM ET
On a more positive note, DET can get in the hunt for Seth Jones sweepstakes
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/19/13 at 09:29 PM ET
The Chief predicted a shut out. He just had the wrong team.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 09:29 PM ET
Uncle Mike has rewarded Dats tenacity by moving Abbey to his line.
I get it!!!! It’s Uncle Mikes way of telling Datsyuk to shoot!!!
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:30 PM ET
Is Sammy REALLY hurt or is he just trying to collect a paycheck for doing NOTHING?
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/19/13 at 09:30 PM ET
The forecast is pain.
Now we get to see how long Kronner will be on the shelf… see there is always something to look forward to.Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 08:29 PM ET
And the inevitable speculation on who will be brought up and the pain in the realization that when Kronner does come back, that player will be sent down and Q remains….
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 09:30 PM ET
Hah. Kronwall comes back on the bench, but Jimmy goes to the locker room…
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 09:31 PM ET
What the Charlie Fox Trot is going on?
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:31 PM ET
ah, jimmah, ah we’re in the middle of a game…...
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 09:31 PM ET
Fuch, and now Howard leaves the game. This is ridiculous.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/19/13 at 09:31 PM ET
Ken Daniels: what else can go wrong in the injury department?
STFU
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/19/13 at 09:31 PM ET
here’s to hoping as Jimmy skated by the Wings bench he yelled “*#$%@& you guys, I’m the only one out here playing. screw this, I’m going to have a drink”
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:31 PM ET
Nice quick whistle there ref, thanks, dumbass.
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/19/13 at 09:32 PM ET
gee, thanks for the quick whistle on the rookie in the first 10 seconds he has played.
*#$%@&
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 09:32 PM ET
wow unbelieveable…...refs, get them off our goalie….
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/19/13 at 09:32 PM ET
here’s to hoping as Jimmy skated by the Wings bench he yelled “*#$%@& you guys, I’m the only one out here playing. screw this, I’m going to have a drink”
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/19/13 at 08:31 PM ET
Heard on his way down the tunnel…. “Now where the fuch is Murph?”
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/19/13 at 09:32 PM ET
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Touching a glove with stick needs to be looked at.
A solid cheap shot has always been legal.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/19/13 at 09:23 PM ET