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The Ducks Are Going To Use One Of Those Elmer Fudd Guns And Blast Us

We're about to Live Blog a shipwreck.

I have nothing good to report.  Anaheim is the best team in hockey right now.  We are the 7th best team in the Western Conference, if that.  Anaheim hasn't lost at home since 1985.  The Wings are in a fun little dance we like to call, "One step forward, eight steps back right into a pile of steaming dog shit."

Mike Babcock actually said...

“Bert and Helmer and Sammy (Mikael Samuelsson) have been on our roster, but I haven't seen them. It would be like a trade-deadline deal (getting one or two back). It would be unbelievable to have them.

God. Please. Just STFU.

But hey, don't worry.  The trade deadline's right around the corner and the Wings are ready to stick some shishkabob spears into some burning meat just to see if it's raw or cooked and if it's cooked, well then shit let's send it down to GR to get even more cooked but if it's raw? Well hell. If it's raw, you let a good talented defenseman sign with Edmonton instead of making a big push to get him in Detroit because Kyle Quincey, for instance, is wayyyy better than, oh I don't know...Justin Schultz?

And if you don't learn your lesson from that, then you go ahead and do what the smart kids tell you is the stupidest fuching thing ever...you repeat the same mistake.  What am I saying?

Don't even think about this Dekeyser kid. Thinking about it is setting yourself up and that leads to nothing but disgust because Tick Tock's trying to decide whether we can afford yet another young player who makes less than 500 thousand, eh?

What he's really trying to do, and he's said as much, is figure out whether the Wings are a playoff team.  Well, are they? Huh? We'll find out soon enough. Tonite. Sunday. In Anaheim. It's not looking good. Not one bit.

Live Blog it, bitches.  The ugliness is just beginning, really.

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stonehands-78's avatar

diver down

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/22/13 at 10:23 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Man their puck possession and forecheck will kill us.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/22/13 at 10:24 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Dive = bad karma.
Perry will trip on his tampon string, springing Pavel & Abby on a 2 on 1 for a shortie.

LOL

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 10:24 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Perry is such a class act.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/22/13 at 10:25 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

James.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/22/13 at 10:25 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Nice dive salami. Don’t do that Brunner.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/22/13 at 10:25 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I don’t know why I’m preferential to Jesus tonight; I’ll use some other religions next game.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/22/13 at 10:25 PM ET

klank's avatar

Quacks announcers admitted embellishiment.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/22/13 at 10:26 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I don’t know why I’m preferential to Jesus tonight; I’ll use some other religions next game.

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 03/22/13 at 11:25 PM ET

I vote for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 10:26 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

micky rooney… lol

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/22/13 at 10:27 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I vote for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 11:26 PM ET

So it was said; so it was done.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/22/13 at 10:27 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I vote for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 11:26 PM ET

I say ZUUL

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/22/13 at 10:27 PM ET

calquake's avatar

So it was said; so it was done.

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 03/22/13 at 11:27 PM ET

May the colander be with you.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 10:28 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Talk aboot doing one’s civic duty.  Don’t forget to hide the kitty’s.

Damn, we gotta hide all the pussies too?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/22/13 at 10:29 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

mick reference:

Bruce Boudreau = Mickey Rooney ?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/22/13 at 10:29 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

May the colander be with you.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 11:28 PM ET

May you strain out your sorrows.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/22/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The ice looks to be crappy. Lots of players falling down.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/22/13 at 10:29 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Damn, we gotta hide all the pussies too?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/22/13 at 11:29 PM ET

Especially Corey Perry.

Posted by calquake on 03/22/13 at 10:29 PM ET

klank's avatar

wow!  Dats made that play by keeping in.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

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You have…..got…..to be fuching kidding me

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

What.  The.  Fuch.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

OH HOLY SHIT ON A STICK

BACKBOARD WITH THE TRICK

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Hat Trick!


Called that chit, too!!

I need to go buy a lottery ticket!

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Hey all. My game wrecker status is still intact. I’m flipping back n forth between Wings and UCLA. wifey has deep connections to UCLA. Anybody figure out who is wearing Abby’s jersey?

Cal, Ptown is a great place to visit bye WW ain’t kidding about the rain. You live in Paradise.

Abby with a hat trick??? Hell froze solid.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Curly fries from Abby?  Great shift by #13—that was all-world shit right there

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

Darth Gator with a hat trick!!!

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Does he have a shot that hasn’t scored tonight?

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

WOW o WOW ABBY (3 Goals)

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/22/13 at 10:30 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Oh. My. God.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 03/22/13 at 10:31 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

What the FUCH Abby.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/22/13 at 10:31 PM ET

alukacs's avatar

Super 8 - Cheap and Works!!!!

Posted by alukacs on 03/22/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Stevis's avatar

So apparently I died at dinner, and this is my fever dream on the way out.  WTF?

OK, I’ll jump off his back for a while…

Posted by Stevis on 03/22/13 at 10:31 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Curly Fries

Abby dooooooooooooooooooooooooo

nice

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/22/13 at 10:31 PM ET

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Maybe I can redeem my curly fries here in Chicago

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/22/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The Piano Man gets curly fries!

Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/22/13 at 10:32 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

The end is nigh.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 03/22/13 at 10:32 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

The Piano Man

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/22/13 at 10:32 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Hat Trick!


Called that chit, too!!

I need to go buy a lottery ticket!

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 11:30 PM ET

You really do.  This is reaching creepy levels…


Pasha, please pass Federov in assists…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/22/13 at 10:32 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

12:46 Justin Abdelkader 6 (Assists: Johan Franzen 11, Pavel Datsyuk 22)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/22/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

You really do.  This is reaching creepy levels…

   
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    ITDeuce
     
    from The Land of Ice and Snow on 03/22/13 at 11:32 PM ET

If my predicted score holds true, I am buying a lottery ticket tomorrow. Just one…that’s all I will need.

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/22/13 at 10:33 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com