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Take Off Your Pants and (Blue) Jacket…

Yeah, this is the Live Blog post.

Even though I attempted to tender my LB resignation to The Emperor, he "gently persuaded" me into doing another; something about "jumper cables" and "testicles," though the details are a little fuzzy.

*rimshot*

Anyway, Columbus. Yeah, man... like, Columbus.

*crickets*

Right. Okay, so the Wings NEED two points, and preferably in Regulation. Everyone's gotta be all in tonight, and every night from here on in.

James and his Giant Dong, the Mule, The Kids, Quintucket, everyone. Every game.

ALL. IN.

Not much else to say, really, other than something about it being a Live Blog, Bitches.

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Hootinani's avatar

Wings have gotta get some heart back into their game.  They’re just going through the motions right now

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 08:30 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Kronner pulls a datsyuk causing forecheckers to collide.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 08:34 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

I know that there’s not many other options, but it feels like such a waste to have Fredo on that line

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 08:36 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Mrazek for Norris

Posted by RedMenace from The Lightly Soiled South on 03/11/14 at 08:53 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Lets Go Red Wings…Clap…Clap…Clap..!!!!
LOL  LOL  LOL

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/11/14 at 08:55 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

I think Alfredsson will have the game winner ???  Lets Go Red Wings !!!!

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/11/14 at 08:57 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Nike tripped.  No Call Watson on top of it.

Posted by SYF from Twerkin' with Anastasia Ashley on 03/11/14 at 08:59 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Mrazek with a cheek clenching pass there

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 08:59 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Jurco’s out because of Comeau’s uncalled middle of the ice crosscheck

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 09:01 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Jurco out the final 20 at the very least. Sonofamotherwhore

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:01 PM ET

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Jurco is out for the game… If it’s anything longer than this game the medical/conditioning staff has to go because SOMETHING is clearly a problem.

Posted by Robert on 03/11/14 at 09:02 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

If it’s anything longer than this game the medical/conditioning staff has to go because SOMETHING is clearly a problem.

How do you condition to prevent being crosschecked in the ribs?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:03 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

“way he’s been playing he’d be a big loss, even as a rookie”

things keep going the way they are and all we’ll have to lose are rookies…

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 09:03 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Jurco out…

I NOW consider this no longer amusing.

Posted by RedMenace from The Lightly Soiled South on 03/11/14 at 09:03 PM ET

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I mean I understand it was an uncalled for cross check, but people get cross checked all the time and you don’t see them dropping like flies.

Posted by Robert on 03/11/14 at 09:04 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Jurco out the final 20 at the very least. Sonofamotherwhore

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:01 PM ET

The whore kitchen sink.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:04 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

If we win tonight it will be on Mrazek, cause they are mostly taking it to us now.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 09:05 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Mrazek Has been awesome so far…keep it going kid !!!

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/11/14 at 09:05 PM ET

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Plus the lack of discipline on this team has been an issue.

Posted by Robert on 03/11/14 at 09:05 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Maybe Abby pull piano for Tatar.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:06 PM ET

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I guess since Detroit got those 3 early PP’s they’re done.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/11/14 at 09:06 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

... and now lash ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 09:06 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Now Lashof hurt….I’m running out of expletives

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:07 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Gluten free sticks.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:08 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Maybe Abby pull piano for Tatar.

Heaven forbid Fredo gets a shot on a scoring line

Babs hates offense

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 09:08 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Fuching HATE looking at the Wings’ IR list.

Posted by SYF from Twerkin' with Anastasia Ashley on 03/11/14 at 09:10 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mule dishing it out.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:10 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

Gluten free sticks.

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:08 PM ET

Hah yeah I got a good kick outta that too. Thank God for Ken & Mick!

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 09:11 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Fuching HATE looking at the Wings’ IR list.

The IR team is better than Columbus

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:11 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Heaven forbid Fredo gets a shot on a scoring line

Babs hates offense

I don’t see why swapping Fredo in for Nyq for a few shifts wouldn’t be a fresh look.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 09:12 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Come on Wings, we need a Goal here on the PP

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/11/14 at 09:12 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

if only Abby had hands.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 09:13 PM ET

calquake's avatar

jebus Abby.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 03/11/14 at 09:13 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Abbie has hands of solid rock

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 09:13 PM ET

SYF's avatar

No go on the PP.

Errorson’s pass to nobody up ice.

Posted by SYF from Twerkin' with Anastasia Ashley on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

sigh

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

Well…

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Un-be-fuchin-leavable

all the shots tonight, and that BS goes in

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

nitey nite

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

calquake's avatar

That’s on Emmerton.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com