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Take Off Your Pants and (Blue) Jacket…

Yeah, this is the Live Blog post.

Even though I attempted to tender my LB resignation to The Emperor, he "gently persuaded" me into doing another; something about "jumper cables" and "testicles," though the details are a little fuzzy.

*rimshot*

Anyway, Columbus. Yeah, man... like, Columbus.

*crickets*

Right. Okay, so the Wings NEED two points, and preferably in Regulation. Everyone's gotta be all in tonight, and every night from here on in.

James and his Giant Dong, the Mule, The Kids, Quintucket, everyone. Every game.

ALL. IN.

Not much else to say, really, other than something about it being a Live Blog, Bitches.

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Hootinani's avatar

Bertuzzi, sick balls

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 06:30 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

Attaboy smitty, cross-check his teeth out

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 06:31 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Some exciting stuff there from the"kids”.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 06:31 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

How in the flying fuch does Smith get a penalty?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 06:32 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Micky explaining that the Columbus fans don’t know the first damn thing about hockey. Love it.

Posted by SK77 on 03/11/14 at 06:32 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

How in the flying fuch does Smith get a penalty?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 07:32 PM ET

For standing up for himself

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 06:32 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

Actually stunned that ended up with a Wings PP…

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 06:33 PM ET

SK77's avatar

How in the flying fuch does Smith get a penalty?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 07:32 PM ET

Because he got up and crosschecked Comeau. Worth the 2 minutes.

Posted by SK77 on 03/11/14 at 06:33 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

the hell are these refs smoking? 2 for diving??

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 06:33 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

smiity ... 2 minutes for being boarded wearing red.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 06:34 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Diving? Are you fuching kidding me?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 06:34 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Yeah, Comeau got 2 minutes for falling like a little beotch when Smith crosschecked him.

Posted by SK77 on 03/11/14 at 06:34 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

the hell are these refs smoking? 2 for diving??

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 07:33 PM ET

No it was the Jackets’ player

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 06:34 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Soz, I’m late, 19. I see a 1-nil lead for the Wings…

...and my feed craps out.

brb, 19.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 03/11/14 at 06:34 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

For standing up for himself

Posted by sjketcheson from Ottawa on 03/11/14 at 07:32 PM ET

The refs sure as shit arent

2 minutes for that hit is a joke.  Guess because Smith isnt paraplegic it couldnt have been all that bad

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 06:35 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

DDK needs to assert himself more offensively. Looks like he has a serviceable shot.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 06:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

sheesh

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 06:36 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

the hell are these refs smoking? 2 for diving??

  Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 07:33 PM ET

No it was the Jackets’ player

i’m aware. Still doesn’t make a damn bit of sense.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 06:36 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Nope, no defense needed

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 06:36 PM ET

SK77's avatar

At least the defense is consistent in making all the goalies look bad.

Posted by SK77 on 03/11/14 at 06:37 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

Mrazek interfered with… yay! Guess it’s payback for the calls going our way?

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 06:37 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

what a sh!t fest. own the play and only one goal. it is our curse.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 06:38 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Haha, can’t wait to see the replay of Quincey injuring himself while crosschecking someone. Fuch.

Posted by SK77 on 03/11/14 at 06:38 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

more tater tots. more beer. grumble.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 06:39 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

I guess its not surprise that the refs were going to be terrible in this game

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 06:40 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Zebra suckage is in full force. Bullshit all the way.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 06:41 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Petr.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 06:42 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Daaammmnnn Mrazek. Fun times!

Posted by SK77 on 03/11/14 at 06:42 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Damnit to hell. Mule headshotted? again?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 06:43 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

if Jurco has a real work ethic, I can’t see much limit to his upside. He can skate, can shoot, can check, has size, makes plays. Keep working young man.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 06:46 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Late for dance once again. These 7 o clock starts suck on my schedule.  1-1 after one with many squandered chances per the BJ’s radio announcers. LGRW

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/11/14 at 06:53 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Mule is hurt

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 07:09 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Mule is hurt

... another kick in the arss

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 07:09 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

huh?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 07:12 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

oh wait. he’s back (in the box?)

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 07:12 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

WTF?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 07:13 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Yeah, I don’t think Mule wasn’t ever hurt ... were you talking about him stretching it out before getting back on the bench?

Posted by SK77 on 03/11/14 at 07:13 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Haha, nice slash Franzen. Jebus.

Posted by SK77 on 03/11/14 at 07:14 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Not ok to break somebodies stick, but ok to break someones ribs

got it

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 07:16 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Goofing around trying to find an FSD feed.  None.  Nothing but BJs.  Usually a BJ is a good thing, but this is Columbus.

Mule is hurt

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 08:09 PM ET

I hate life.

Wings on the PK, because of that call???  Watson???

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 03/11/14 at 07:16 PM ET

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