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Take Off Your Pants and (Blue) Jacket…

Yeah, this is the Live Blog post.

Even though I attempted to tender my LB resignation to The Emperor, he "gently persuaded" me into doing another; something about "jumper cables" and "testicles," though the details are a little fuzzy.

*rimshot*

Anyway, Columbus. Yeah, man... like, Columbus.

*crickets*

Right. Okay, so the Wings NEED two points, and preferably in Regulation. Everyone's gotta be all in tonight, and every night from here on in.

James and his Giant Dong, the Mule, The Kids, Quintucket, everyone. Every game.

ALL. IN.

Not much else to say, really, other than something about it being a Live Blog, Bitches.

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Little Redhead's avatar

ugh

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's Chair on 03/11/14 at 09:15 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Errorson on ice for two goals against.  The BJs just took every play against him and he has looked MORTAL.

Posted by SYF from Twerkin' with Anastasia Ashley on 03/11/14 at 09:15 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

I had a bad feelingly FUCH!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:15 PM ET

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Midway through the third… Yup. This is about the time they shut down.

Posted by Robert on 03/11/14 at 09:15 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

That’s on Emmerton.

Posted by calquake on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

Thats on the hockey gods and their constant fun at Wings expense

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 09:16 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

That’s on Emmerton.

and also the defenseman who should’ve been below the goal line helping him out.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:16 PM ET

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That’s on Emmerton.

Posted by calquake on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

Yep.  Lost the puck the left the man.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/11/14 at 09:16 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

I hate this fuching feelingly auto incorrect device.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:16 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Three against Errorson.

Posted by SYF from Twerkin' with Anastasia Ashley on 03/11/14 at 09:17 PM ET

MsRedWingFan's avatar

sounds like Kenny is vying for a job with NBC Sports ....... and why do we always get stuck with these sucky refs .. so sick of the refs thinking they are the stars of the game.

Posted by MsRedWingFan from West Michgian on 03/11/14 at 09:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

//sigh//

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 09:17 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

and again….

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:18 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

ugh, again…...

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's Chair on 03/11/14 at 09:18 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Errorson on ice for two goals against.  The BJs just took every play against him and he has looked MORTAL.

Posted by SYF from the Swedish Ice Mafia on 03/11/14 at 09:15 PM ET

Make it a hattrick

and thats the season, night folks

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 03/11/14 at 09:18 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Say goodbye to the streak folks.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 03/11/14 at 09:18 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

18first period shots. one goal.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 09:18 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Howard’s a joke… oh wait…

Posted by pgoody on 03/11/14 at 09:21 PM ET

SYF's avatar

And my feed vanishes.  How apropos.

Later, 19.

Posted by SYF from Twerkin' with Anastasia Ashley on 03/11/14 at 09:21 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

E-52 with very soft play. Not over yet they are the BJ’s

Posted by cigar_nurse from On LTIR for the season Greenville Pylons on 03/11/14 at 09:21 PM ET

MsRedWingFan's avatar

WTF doesn’t Babs call a time out after the 3rd goal????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted by MsRedWingFan from West Michgian on 03/11/14 at 09:22 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

I don’t think i’ve ever heard that arena this loud. Beej fans must think this is the playoffs.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:22 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I don’t think i’ve ever heard that arena this loud. Beej fans must think this is the playoffs.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:22 PM ET

It is… for them.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 03/11/14 at 09:23 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

ICYMI. Helm and Weiss not skating.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 09:24 PM ET

MsRedWingFan's avatar

Nike tripped.  No Call Watson on top of it.

Posted by SYF from the Swedish Ice Mafia on 03/11/14 at 08:59 PM ET

what else is new WATSON is Bettmans yes man ... pretty obvious they don’t want the Wings to make the playoffs

Posted by MsRedWingFan from West Michgian on 03/11/14 at 09:24 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

how the eff did that get through legwand laying on the ice to block the pass?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:26 PM ET

calquake's avatar

If Babs says how well the Wings played tonight I’m going to fly to Detroit and punch him in the nutsack.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 03/11/14 at 09:27 PM ET

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What a brutal no call on the interference

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/11/14 at 09:28 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Just to keep things in perspective, if we were playing in the AHL we would be dominating teams…

Posted by pgoody on 03/11/14 at 09:28 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

I got nothing.

Lets Go Red ?Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:28 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Are we sure it’s not Howard in a Mrazek Jersey?? Hmm ?

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/11/14 at 09:29 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Welp, unsuccessful PC surgery, Wings getting shit on by the Hockey Gods…

... perfect. Just perfect.

Posted by RedMenace from The Steve Ott Fan Club on 03/11/14 at 09:31 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

too many injuries ...

injuries and officiating

g’nite

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 09:32 PM ET

bigfrog's avatar

Sorry to say it but, No Datsyuk, No Zetterberg, plus injuries = No Playoffs this year.

Posted by bigfrog on 03/11/14 at 09:32 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Credit to the BJ coaching staff in this one. They went into the first intermission and figured out how to pick apart what the wings were doing. Completely shut down Detroit transition and forced tons of turnovers.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:33 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Bye bye play off !!!!! we had a good run though !!!

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/11/14 at 09:33 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:33 PM ET

You mean someone figured Mike “The Gold Medal” Babcock out?

nO wAY

Posted by RedMenace from The Steve Ott Fan Club on 03/11/14 at 09:34 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

You mean someone figured Mike “The Gold Medal” Babcock out?

That I can handle. Its gonna happen sooner or later. But Babs and his group not adjusting in return is inexcusable.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:50 PM ET

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Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:50 PM ET

Yessir, that’s it exactly.

Personnel may have turned over a bit, but the system hasn’t really changed since ‘08.

Posted by RedMenace from The Steve Ott Fan Club on 03/11/14 at 09:56 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Just watched the game, and wish I hadn’t.  Infuriating refereeing, as usual.  Smith can’t defend himself at all?  Jurco can be crosschecked and injured with no call, but Mule breaks a stick seconds later and gets a penalty.

I am afraid this is all too much for the wings.  Injuries are one thing, apocalypse level injuries are another.  I’m of course in until the bitter end, but I am starting to doubt they will pull this off.  I hope they prove me wrong, but I am not counting on it.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/11/14 at 10:27 PM ET

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