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Take Off Your Pants and (Blue) Jacket…

Yeah, this is the Live Blog post.

Even though I attempted to tender my LB resignation to The Emperor, he "gently persuaded" me into doing another; something about "jumper cables" and "testicles," though the details are a little fuzzy.

*rimshot*

Anyway, Columbus. Yeah, man... like, Columbus.

*crickets*

Right. Okay, so the Wings NEED two points, and preferably in Regulation. Everyone's gotta be all in tonight, and every night from here on in.

James and his Giant Dong, the Mule, The Kids, Quintucket, everyone. Every game.

ALL. IN.

Not much else to say, really, other than something about it being a Live Blog, Bitches.

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Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Gluten free sticks.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 08:08 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Maybe Abby pull piano for Tatar.

Heaven forbid Fredo gets a shot on a scoring line

Babs hates offense

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 08:08 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Fuching HATE looking at the Wings’ IR list.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/11/14 at 08:10 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mule dishing it out.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 08:10 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

Gluten free sticks.

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 09:08 PM ET

Hah yeah I got a good kick outta that too. Thank God for Ken & Mick!

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 08:11 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Fuching HATE looking at the Wings’ IR list.

The IR team is better than Columbus

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 08:11 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Heaven forbid Fredo gets a shot on a scoring line

Babs hates offense

I don’t see why swapping Fredo in for Nyq for a few shifts wouldn’t be a fresh look.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 08:12 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Come on Wings, we need a Goal here on the PP

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/11/14 at 08:12 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

if only Abby had hands.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 08:13 PM ET

calquake's avatar

jebus Abby.

Posted by calquake on 03/11/14 at 08:13 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Abbie has hands of solid rock

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 08:13 PM ET

SYF's avatar

No go on the PP.

Errorson’s pass to nobody up ice.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/11/14 at 08:14 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

sigh

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 08:14 PM ET

sjketcheson's avatar

Well…

Posted by sjketcheson from the floor of the Hasek on 03/11/14 at 08:14 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Un-be-fuchin-leavable

all the shots tonight, and that BS goes in

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 08:14 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

nitey nite

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 08:14 PM ET

calquake's avatar

That’s on Emmerton.

Posted by calquake on 03/11/14 at 08:14 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

ugh

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/11/14 at 08:15 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Errorson on ice for two goals against.  The BJs just took every play against him and he has looked MORTAL.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/11/14 at 08:15 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I had a bad feelingly FUCH!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 08:15 PM ET

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Midway through the third… Yup. This is about the time they shut down.

Posted by Robert on 03/11/14 at 08:15 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

That’s on Emmerton.

Posted by calquake on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

Thats on the hockey gods and their constant fun at Wings expense

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 08:16 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

That’s on Emmerton.

and also the defenseman who should’ve been below the goal line helping him out.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 08:16 PM ET

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That’s on Emmerton.

Posted by calquake on 03/11/14 at 09:14 PM ET

Yep.  Lost the puck the left the man.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/11/14 at 08:16 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I hate this fuching feelingly auto incorrect device.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/11/14 at 08:16 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Three against Errorson.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/11/14 at 08:17 PM ET

MsRedWingFan's avatar

sounds like Kenny is vying for a job with NBC Sports ....... and why do we always get stuck with these sucky refs .. so sick of the refs thinking they are the stars of the game.

Posted by MsRedWingFan from West Michigan hometown of Abdelkader on 03/11/14 at 08:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

//sigh//

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/11/14 at 08:17 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

and again….

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 08:18 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

ugh, again…...

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/11/14 at 08:18 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Errorson on ice for two goals against.  The BJs just took every play against him and he has looked MORTAL.

Posted by SYF from the Swedish Ice Mafia on 03/11/14 at 09:15 PM ET

Make it a hattrick

and thats the season, night folks

Posted by Hootinani on 03/11/14 at 08:18 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Say goodbye to the streak folks.

Posted by calquake on 03/11/14 at 08:18 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

18first period shots. one goal.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 08:18 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Howard’s a joke… oh wait…

Posted by pgoody on 03/11/14 at 08:21 PM ET

SYF's avatar

And my feed vanishes.  How apropos.

Later, 19.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/11/14 at 08:21 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

E-52 with very soft play. Not over yet they are the BJ’s

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/11/14 at 08:21 PM ET

MsRedWingFan's avatar

WTF doesn’t Babs call a time out after the 3rd goal????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted by MsRedWingFan from West Michigan hometown of Abdelkader on 03/11/14 at 08:22 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

I don’t think i’ve ever heard that arena this loud. Beej fans must think this is the playoffs.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 08:22 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I don’t think i’ve ever heard that arena this loud. Beej fans must think this is the playoffs.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/11/14 at 09:22 PM ET

It is… for them.

Posted by calquake on 03/11/14 at 08:23 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

ICYMI. Helm and Weiss not skating.

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/11/14 at 08:24 PM ET

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