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I'm writing this at 0900 PST and the last thing George told me was that William Tell is in for the Strangler.  Note to Sobotka, reinforce the glass behind the nets...hell, ALL the glass.  A hail of rubber is headed your way.  

I've decided Justin Abdelkader is my huckleberry today.  I have a feeling, an inkling really.  Something tells me this young man is going to be a wrecking ball of a force tonite in front of hockey's greatest fan base, in hockey's greatest arena, with banners hanging down and fat men with red cheeks sputtering while aging Fins, balding assholes and a pansy named Perry get angrier and angrier.  

It's a big one.  A big fat one.  

Hope you enjoyed your Saturday, used your time wisely to prepare yourselves for what's to come.  Somewhere, Larry Murphy is incoherent.  Somewhere closer Darren Helm is wondering what he's done to baby Jesus.  I keep waiting for the game that he's just, without fanfare, announced as a starter.  Surprise me.  I dig it.  Fairy tales, I know.

It's a Live Blog, you bitches.  Grab your seats.  Unwrap the cheddar.  Hide the pets. Warn the neighbors.  Keep your whore mouths shut unless the situation is clearly deserving.  

LGRW. 15 to 12.  

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calquake's avatar

Everclear anyone?

No but I think it’s due to my sinuses. cheese

Posted by calquake on 05/04/13 at 07:12 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

This is pure grain alcohol.  Everclear anyone?

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 05/04/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:12 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

This team needs to wake the f*ck up right f*cking now or the result of this game is going to be very disappointing.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/04/13 at 07:12 PM ET

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How drunk would murph be right now? I think he’d only have about 5 sips from his first flask right now. Can’t even tell…. Yet.

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

I’m stuck with Hayward and his moronic sidekick. You know you’re stupid when you make Hayward sound as smart as Scotty Bowman

Worst broadcast crew in any sport anywhere on the planet as far as i know

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Snuck away from work momentarily. Hows it look?

Posted by Yzersyuk on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET playing matador defense

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

Primis's avatar

Yeah Eaves deserves that penalty.

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Snuck away from work momentarily. Hows it look?

Posted by Yzersyuk on 05/04/13 at 08:13 PM ET

Well we’re not losing on the scoreboard.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

klank's avatar

that was a twirl… not a fuching hook.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Parade to the box begins…

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

VooX's avatar

PP has whiskey dick.  What are you drinking, bitches?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

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Total embellishment.

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Way way way too cute says Murph.  Couldn’t possiby agree more.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 05/04/13 at 08:09 PM ET

Murph?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/04/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Holy crap I haven’t even finished one of these Lagunitas.  Mick.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

And now it’s the Ducks’ turn.  Ugh.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

That was fuching weak.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/04/13 at 07:13 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Bases juiced.  One out.  Miggy’s up.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:14 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Snuck away from work momentarily. Hows it look?

Posted by Yzersyuk on 05/04/13 at 08:13 PM ET

Like they’re going to be down 2-1 tomorrow morning.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/04/13 at 07:14 PM ET

SandysWingingit's avatar

OMG!  That’s a WEAK HOOK! Freakin’ refs!

Posted by SandysWingingit on 05/04/13 at 07:14 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

That was a terrible call, but the Fuch sold it well

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 07:14 PM ET

Primis's avatar

hat was a twirl… not a fuching hook.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/04/13 at 08:13 PM ET

I know, doesn’t matter.  You don’t put your stick up there to begin with.

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:14 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Mick is pissed. He should be.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 05/04/13 at 07:14 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I have such a bad feeling about this.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:15 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I know, doesn’t matter.  You don’t put your stick up there to begin with.

Just bash his head into the border instead.

Posted by calquake on 05/04/13 at 07:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

That call is total BS

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 07:15 PM ET

klank's avatar

guard the children.. Hookers are out.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/04/13 at 07:15 PM ET

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WHAT A BOGUS F’NG CALL

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 07:15 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Even Hayward says that wasn’t a penalty

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/04/13 at 07:15 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

They were waiting to make that call.  he couldnt wait to get his arm in the air

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 07:15 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

E-52 just killed Perry.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 05/04/13 at 07:15 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

The Wings have no one to blame but themselves for this.

Terrible period of hockey.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/04/13 at 07:16 PM ET

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Oh Bull—-t. He got the stick!

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 07:16 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

I’m sorry but one hand hooks are bullshit.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/04/13 at 07:16 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

OMG!  That’s a WEAK HOOK! Freakin’ refs!

Posted by SandysWingingit on 05/04/13 at 08:14 PM ET


That was a terrible call, but the Fuch sold it well

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 08:14 PM ET


Please don’t tell me you didn’t know this was coming.  NHL Inc. is very predicatable

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 07:16 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Holy hell.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 05/04/13 at 07:16 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

the fuq?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:16 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

that was big

Good job Jimmah

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 07:16 PM ET

SandysWingingit's avatar

F’n refs with their faux calls…

Posted by SandysWingingit on 05/04/13 at 07:17 PM ET

Primis's avatar

“I don’t always make up 5-on-3 advantages…

oh wait, yes I do” — Every NHL ref ever.

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:17 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Got lucky there.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 05/04/13 at 07:17 PM ET

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