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I'm writing this at 0900 PST and the last thing George told me was that William Tell is in for the Strangler.  Note to Sobotka, reinforce the glass behind the nets...hell, ALL the glass.  A hail of rubber is headed your way.  

I've decided Justin Abdelkader is my huckleberry today.  I have a feeling, an inkling really.  Something tells me this young man is going to be a wrecking ball of a force tonite in front of hockey's greatest fan base, in hockey's greatest arena, with banners hanging down and fat men with red cheeks sputtering while aging Fins, balding assholes and a pansy named Perry get angrier and angrier.  

It's a big one.  A big fat one.  

Hope you enjoyed your Saturday, used your time wisely to prepare yourselves for what's to come.  Somewhere, Larry Murphy is incoherent.  Somewhere closer Darren Helm is wondering what he's done to baby Jesus.  I keep waiting for the game that he's just, without fanfare, announced as a starter.  Surprise me.  I dig it.  Fairy tales, I know.

It's a Live Blog, you bitches.  Grab your seats.  Unwrap the cheddar.  Hide the pets. Warn the neighbors.  Keep your whore mouths shut unless the situation is clearly deserving.  

LGRW. 15 to 12.  

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Hootinani's avatar

Franzen’s brain was deaking, but his body disagreed

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

klank's avatar

Quacks are slashing more then Hookers would in a knife fight.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

4 on 3

make it worthwhile

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

4 on 3.  Here we go!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Dumbass announcers.  Did they not see who touched the puck right before the whistle blew?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Duh ucks announcer said it was a Detroit penalty.  Idiot

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Holy Cow Thanks for the HD feed link for QT !  works great.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

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Koivu penalty. Go Wings. Get this PP goal!

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Duh ucks announcer said it was a Detroit penalty.  Idiot

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

So did the NBC morons

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:58 PM ET

SandysWingingit's avatar

Noooo… not another penaltry! Oh… nevermind. It’s on Koivu.

Posted by SandysWingingit on 05/04/13 at 07:58 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

That’s a pretty shitty call on Sammy actually.

the ongoing pussification of hockey

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 07:58 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Same moron just sadi we have a 2 man advantage

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/04/13 at 07:58 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Holy Cow Thanks for the HD feed link for QT !  works great.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/04/13 at 07:57 PM ET

What? How did I miss that?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:58 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

A 4 on 2?  LOL.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Couple very good chances

Keep on the GAS

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Ducks fuching themselves over.  HAHAHAHA!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

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Another Ducks Penalty. More 5-3!

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

4 on 2.  Cool.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

klank's avatar

Let’s Go Red Wings!!!

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

hahahahaha

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

Primis's avatar

Remember when shots by Z weren’t just assumed to be misses/saves?  Man, he has GOT to bury a few more of those.

God, I hate the over-the-glass penalty.  Hate it.  Don’t care that it’s on the Ducks, still the worst rule in the NHL right now and will be until the finally kill it.

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Need to make it happen here

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 07:59 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Either this game started too late or Happy Hour started too early, LOL!

not familiar with this “too early” concept of which you speak.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 08:00 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

QT .... RW…where is that link?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 08:00 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wally - - fuching whiffed

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 08:00 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

SHOOT BITCHES

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 08:00 PM ET

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Ugh Fil. Fanned on it.

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 08:01 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Elevate that fucher Wally.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 08:01 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Ugh Fil. Fanned on it.

Posted by CJBear71 on 05/04/13 at 08:01 PM ET

5mil dollar shank

Posted by Hootinani on 05/04/13 at 08:01 PM ET

SandysWingingit's avatar

Ugh… come on Filps!

Posted by SandysWingingit on 05/04/13 at 08:01 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Wings win the draw—therefore we have to do it over

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 05/04/13 at 08:01 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

How many whiffs have we had on this PP?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/04/13 at 08:02 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

STOP.  FUCHING.  PASSING.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/04/13 at 08:02 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Too fancy Dats.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/04/13 at 08:02 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

What’s up, 19! Here’s the HD feed.. It’s FSD today too! Remember to copy the link location and open it in VLC or Quicktime. Enjoy!

Posted by bdos from Columbus, OH on 05/04/13 at 07:32 PM ET

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/04/13 at 08:02 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

sumbitch

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 08:02 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

CLANCK

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/04/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Primis's avatar

Kronwall with the hold-in.  Good on him.

Posted by Primis on 05/04/13 at 08:03 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 05/04/13 at 08:03 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Sweet…got the hd now..thanks I had just missed it

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/04/13 at 08:03 PM ET

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